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Ceffer
2022 Nov 14, 10:09pm
Ceffer
2022 Nov 14, 10:09pm
Patrick says
But male instructors had more incidents of blue balls, however, they suffered fewer divorces.
Lol!
But male instructors had more incidents of blue balls, however, they suffered fewer divorces.
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Tenpoundbass
2022 Nov 16, 6:11am
Tenpoundbass
2022 Nov 16, 6:11am
Ceffer says
I was at Home Depot yesterday, and I was going to ask this fugly woman where I could find 1/2 lock washers for nipple box connectors, and I needed some 12/2 Romex from the cage. When I got further to it, it looked like Alex Jones with a wig, and Bitch Tits, also wearing a skirt. In a low voice he said, "It's my second day, but I'll find out for you."
He came back and showed me the location for the locknuts and had the key for the cage. I said "Thanks Man" after I was squared away, and was walking away.
I was waiting to hear to it squealing, "It's Ma'am you hear ma'am!" To which I would have said, I don't call anyone Ma'am with a lower baritone voice than mine.
I was at Home Depot yesterday, and I was going to ask this fugly woman where I could find 1/2 lock washers for nipple box connectors, and I needed some 12/2 Romex from the cage. When I got further to it, it looked like Alex Jones with a wig, and Bitch Tits, also wearing a skirt. In a low voice he said, "It's my second day, but I'll find out for you."
He came back and showed me the location for the locknuts and had the key for the cage. I said "Thanks Man" after I was squared away, and was walking away.
I was waiting to hear to it squealing, "It's Ma'am you hear ma'am!" To which I would have said, I don't call anyone Ma'am with a lower baritone voice than mine.
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Ceffer
2022 Nov 16, 1:07pm
Ceffer
2022 Nov 16, 1:07pm
Tenpoundbass says
Getting my ass stomped by a vicious, psychotic tranny isn't on my bucket list. I consulted the huge, black, utterly fearsome tranny beast with long, fake glitter nails at Goodwill to pick colors and fit for items, and it liked me for that, and didn't demand that I put the cream on my skin.
"It's Ma'am you hear ma'am!" To which I would have said, I don't call anyone Ma'am with a lower baritone voice than mine.
Getting my ass stomped by a vicious, psychotic tranny isn't on my bucket list. I consulted the huge, black, utterly fearsome tranny beast with long, fake glitter nails at Goodwill to pick colors and fit for items, and it liked me for that, and didn't demand that I put the cream on my skin.
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