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Ceffer says

It looks like the parallel universe that controls the information for life and evolutionary information in our universe has a sense of humor.





https://t.me/JovanHuttonPulitzer/9243

I don't believe these are real.

richwicks says

I don't believe these are real.

They are not. It is a parody on some other orchids that do look like animals:

I'll post this one here because it looks like a spoof.

Onvacation says

Candidate for Only Fans.

My Daughter got her 4 year degree in Computer Science. Then took the first IT job out of college. She's doing IT support, I keep telling her she's wasting her time, but as long as she's there learn all you can. Developers with good network scripting and permissions skills are more valuable than cookie cutter coders.

After about 6 months, her boss(was one of those one man shops that did everything by himself. Only hired someone to help because his work load got bigger) started making her do all of troubleshooting, and grunt work. She was lamenting to me, that he sits at his desk all day and never does anything. I told her, that is the reason he hired her. He's probably now in a position where is the tech contact and liaison for all the technologies her company has deployed so now he doesn't have time to do what he's having her do. He invested the 4 to 6 months in you to get you up to speed so you can do what he used to have to do. If you start bitching about having to do the job he hired you for, he'll just get rid of you and get someone that understands their value to the organization.

She actually hadn't thought of any of that, her modern Education conditioned her to be a victim of everything that displeased her.

Now She's proud to do those tasks and travel 70 miles to another office to set up the hardware for a technology roll out.

I hope she moves on soon to more greener pastures, there's no money in IT unless you own a company and have a bunch of clients that pays you to manage their infrastructure. All of the help are paid about as crappy as Web graphics artists. Another job I don't get, they should be paid a lot more than they are, but most web Graphics people barely break $50K.

Tenpoundbass says

Another job I don't get, they should be paid a lot more than they are, but most web Graphics people barely break $50K.

Because such talent is common. Just like your musician friend you motioned in another post. I admire talented musicians, buy face it, they are everywhere. I have seen so many high school band directors that play well enough to be on a national stage, plus all those club payers that are indistinguishable from the hit makers. Even many churches (especially Black churches) have choral talent that rivals Jennifer Hudson.

HeadSet says

Because such talent is common. Just like your musician friend you motioned in another post.

There's a difference in capable and talented. I get that graphics artists that copy looks of other designs aren't worth a fuck. .
But when you see a website that just wows you and the layout design and graphics are unique.. Even those guys are grossly under paid.
They are rare, but I have ran across them in my job travels, and I'm always amazed that they would work for such peanuts.

dog sequitur

Happy Pride Month

"Watch what you say or I'll split your banana!" Madonna

I tried to do one at random, but had a nervous breakdown, so I gave up.

I tried one of these, but got tired of the ufos scorching the lawn and drinking all the hummingbird sugar water. Euphone.

That's more annoying than a three year old playing an electric base too close to the amp.

I really enjoyed the first time I played with a theramin. I was probably 10.

https://www.britannica.com/art/theremin

Patrick says

theramin.

I played a theramin at the Paris museum of music. Very cool museum in a very Muslim part of town.





My wife and I got to visit just before the riots of 2016.

If anybody cares, theramins are inexpensive. I don't particularly care for the sound of them.

Joe Biden on the podium... "play by play commentary..."

Patrick says

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna43781389

In a victory for bicycle commuters, a group of cyclists takes on an airliner and beats it by a mile ... or two.

zzyzzx says

In a victory for bicycle commuters, a group of cyclists takes on an airliner and beats it by a mile ... or two.

Something smells rotten in Propaganda World..

If a cyclist can make it in one hour and thirty four minutes, then how in the fuck is that even a plane route? They never said how long it should typically take the jet. The story makes no fucking sense, and sounds like the author is intentionally jumping around to avoid facts, to fit his narrative.

Go Green Motafukas!

Russian Bear Pumping Wood

Harbinger of Pharma Doom, or just a sad waste of Qualuudes?

Patrick says

OK, what is this nation from, although I'm seeing dollar signs and products sold in English writing.

I have a hard time believing this is real

https://yandex.com/search/?text=%22beesechussy+squart

I think this is a fake.

richwicks says

I think this is a fake.

Yes, it is a joke. The brand name "equeef?" A takeoff on the Walmart brand "Equate." Remember, "queef" is a slang term for a vaginal fart.

HeadSet says

richwicks says

I think this is a fake.

Yes, it is a joke. The brand name "equeef?" A takeoff on the Walmart brand "Equate." Remember, "queef" is a slang term for a vaginal fart.

I might be on the spectrum, but I'm just saying reality is more amusing than fantasy.

I don't engage at ALL with fantasy anymore. No films, no television shows. I want only what is real at this point. Reality is far more interesting.

There's a lot that is amusing in Clown World and that's where we all live.

richwicks says

I have a hard time believing this is real

Your first clue was it is on the funny picture thread.

Equeef
Classic mcDerby
Beeschussey squart

It's not real funny when you analyze it but it's hilarious when you first read it. It's the play on words.

I loved it and wanted to use it in the memes, but it doesn't have a clear point, so I didn't.

Still hilarious though.