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Ceffer
2023 Jun 4, 4:36pm
Ceffer
2023 Jun 4, 4:36pm
I tried to do one at random, but had a nervous breakdown, so I gave up.
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Ceffer
2023 Jun 4, 5:16pm
Ceffer
2023 Jun 4, 5:16pm
I tried one of these, but got tired of the ufos scorching the lawn and drinking all the hummingbird sugar water. Euphone.
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Onvacation
2023 Jun 4, 5:31pm
Onvacation
2023 Jun 4, 5:31pm
That's more annoying than a three year old playing an electric base too close to the amp.
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Patrick
2023 Jun 4, 5:52pm
Patrick
2023 Jun 4, 5:52pm
I really enjoyed the first time I played with a theramin. I was probably 10.
https://www.britannica.com/art/theremin
https://www.britannica.com/art/theremin
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Onvacation
2023 Jun 4, 9:55pm
Onvacation
2023 Jun 4, 9:55pm
Patrick says
I played a theramin at the Paris museum of music. Very cool museum in a very Muslim part of town.
My wife and I got to visit just before the riots of 2016.
theramin.
I played a theramin at the Paris museum of music. Very cool museum in a very Muslim part of town.
My wife and I got to visit just before the riots of 2016.
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richwicks
2023 Jun 4, 10:02pm
richwicks
2023 Jun 4, 10:02pm
If anybody cares, theramins are inexpensive. I don't particularly care for the sound of them.
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zzyzzx
2023 Jun 5, 5:19am
zzyzzx
2023 Jun 5, 5:19am
Patrick says
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna43781389
In a victory for bicycle commuters, a group of cyclists takes on an airliner and beats it by a mile ... or two.
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna43781389
In a victory for bicycle commuters, a group of cyclists takes on an airliner and beats it by a mile ... or two.
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Jun 5, 5:25am
Tenpoundbass
2023 Jun 5, 5:25am
zzyzzx says
Something smells rotten in Propaganda World..
If a cyclist can make it in one hour and thirty four minutes, then how in the fuck is that even a plane route? They never said how long it should typically take the jet. The story makes no fucking sense, and sounds like the author is intentionally jumping around to avoid facts, to fit his narrative.
Go Green Motafukas!
In a victory for bicycle commuters, a group of cyclists takes on an airliner and beats it by a mile ... or two.
Something smells rotten in Propaganda World..
If a cyclist can make it in one hour and thirty four minutes, then how in the fuck is that even a plane route? They never said how long it should typically take the jet. The story makes no fucking sense, and sounds like the author is intentionally jumping around to avoid facts, to fit his narrative.
Go Green Motafukas!
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richwicks
2023 Jun 6, 5:57pm
richwicks
2023 Jun 6, 5:57pm
Patrick says
OK, what is this nation from, although I'm seeing dollar signs and products sold in English writing.
I have a hard time believing this is real
https://yandex.com/search/?text=%22beesechussy+squart
I think this is a fake.
OK, what is this nation from, although I'm seeing dollar signs and products sold in English writing.
I have a hard time believing this is real
https://yandex.com/search/?text=%22beesechussy+squart
I think this is a fake.
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HeadSet
2023 Jun 6, 7:28pm
HeadSet
2023 Jun 6, 7:28pm
richwicks says
Yes, it is a joke. The brand name "equeef?" A takeoff on the Walmart brand "Equate." Remember, "queef" is a slang term for a vaginal fart.
I think this is a fake.
Yes, it is a joke. The brand name "equeef?" A takeoff on the Walmart brand "Equate." Remember, "queef" is a slang term for a vaginal fart.
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richwicks
2023 Jun 6, 9:30pm
richwicks
2023 Jun 6, 9:30pm
HeadSet says
I might be on the spectrum, but I'm just saying reality is more amusing than fantasy.
I don't engage at ALL with fantasy anymore. No films, no television shows. I want only what is real at this point. Reality is far more interesting.
There's a lot that is amusing in Clown World and that's where we all live.
richwicks says
I think this is a fake.
Yes, it is a joke. The brand name "equeef?" A takeoff on the Walmart brand "Equate." Remember, "queef" is a slang term for a vaginal fart.
I might be on the spectrum, but I'm just saying reality is more amusing than fantasy.
I don't engage at ALL with fantasy anymore. No films, no television shows. I want only what is real at this point. Reality is far more interesting.
There's a lot that is amusing in Clown World and that's where we all live.
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Onvacation
2023 Jun 6, 10:07pm
Onvacation
2023 Jun 6, 10:07pm
richwicks says
Your first clue was it is on the funny picture thread.
Equeef
Classic mcDerby
Beeschussey squart
It's not real funny when you analyze it but it's hilarious when you first read it. It's the play on words.
I have a hard time believing this is real
Your first clue was it is on the funny picture thread.
Equeef
Classic mcDerby
Beeschussey squart
It's not real funny when you analyze it but it's hilarious when you first read it. It's the play on words.
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Patrick
2023 Jun 6, 10:34pm
Patrick
2023 Jun 6, 10:34pm
I loved it and wanted to use it in the memes, but it doesn't have a clear point, so I didn't.
Still hilarious though.
Still hilarious though.
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HeadSet
2023 Jun 7, 3:01pm
HeadSet
2023 Jun 7, 3:01pm
The feds are hunting for a "serial bear harasser" who has repeatedly charged bears at Yellowstone
That sounds like a self-correcting problem.
That sounds like a self-correcting problem.
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Ceffer
2023 Jun 7, 4:28pm
Ceffer
2023 Jun 7, 4:28pm
Cocaine bear, meet cocaine human bear harasser. We know how this battle ends.
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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2023 Jun 7, 6:08pm
HeadSet says
well said
The feds are hunting for a "serial bear harasser" who has repeatedly charged bears at Yellowstone
That sounds like a self-correcting problem.
well said
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1337irr
2023 Jun 7, 8:19pm
1337irr
2023 Jun 7, 8:19pm
FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says
A reversion to the mean. A thinning of the gene pool.
HeadSet says
The feds are hunting for a "serial bear harasser" who has repeatedly charged bears at Yellowstone
That sounds like a self-correcting problem.
well said
A reversion to the mean. A thinning of the gene pool.
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