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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,030,936 views  7,975 comments

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5965   Tenpoundbass   2023 Jun 5, 5:25am  

zzyzzx says

In a victory for bicycle commuters, a group of cyclists takes on an airliner and beats it by a mile ... or two.


Something smells rotten in Propaganda World..

If a cyclist can make it in one hour and thirty four minutes, then how in the fuck is that even a plane route? They never said how long it should typically take the jet. The story makes no fucking sense, and sounds like the author is intentionally jumping around to avoid facts, to fit his narrative.

Go Green Motafukas!
5968   Onvacation   2023 Jun 5, 3:33pm  

Russian Bear Pumping Wood
5972   Ceffer   2023 Jun 6, 3:17pm  

Harbinger of Pharma Doom, or just a sad waste of Qualuudes?

5974   richwicks   2023 Jun 6, 5:57pm  

Patrick says






OK, what is this nation from, although I'm seeing dollar signs and products sold in English writing.

I have a hard time believing this is real

https://yandex.com/search/?text=%22beesechussy+squart

I think this is a fake.
5975   HeadSet   2023 Jun 6, 7:28pm  

richwicks says

I think this is a fake.

Yes, it is a joke. The brand name "equeef?" A takeoff on the Walmart brand "Equate." Remember, "queef" is a slang term for a vaginal fart.
5976   richwicks   2023 Jun 6, 9:30pm  

HeadSet says


richwicks says


I think this is a fake.

Yes, it is a joke. The brand name "equeef?" A takeoff on the Walmart brand "Equate." Remember, "queef" is a slang term for a vaginal fart.



I might be on the spectrum, but I'm just saying reality is more amusing than fantasy.

I don't engage at ALL with fantasy anymore. No films, no television shows. I want only what is real at this point. Reality is far more interesting.

There's a lot that is amusing in Clown World and that's where we all live.
5977   Onvacation   2023 Jun 6, 10:07pm  

richwicks says

I have a hard time believing this is real

Your first clue was it is on the funny picture thread.

Equeef
Classic mcDerby
Beeschussey squart

It's not real funny when you analyze it but it's hilarious when you first read it. It's the play on words.
5978   Patrick   2023 Jun 6, 10:34pm  

I loved it and wanted to use it in the memes, but it doesn't have a clear point, so I didn't.

Still hilarious though.
5982   HeadSet   2023 Jun 7, 3:01pm  

The feds are hunting for a "serial bear harasser" who has repeatedly charged bears at Yellowstone

That sounds like a self-correcting problem.
5983   Ceffer   2023 Jun 7, 4:28pm  

Cocaine bear, meet cocaine human bear harasser. We know how this battle ends.
5984   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2023 Jun 7, 6:08pm  

HeadSet says

The feds are hunting for a "serial bear harasser" who has repeatedly charged bears at Yellowstone

That sounds like a self-correcting problem.


well said
5985   1337irr   2023 Jun 7, 8:19pm  

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says

HeadSet says


The feds are hunting for a "serial bear harasser" who has repeatedly charged bears at Yellowstone

That sounds like a self-correcting problem.


well said

A reversion to the mean. A thinning of the gene pool.
5990   Onvacation   2023 Jun 11, 10:45am  

Spiders on Drugs!
5994   HeadSet   2023 Jun 12, 9:31am  

After all that time, still haven't grasped the concept of a door latch.

(Just joking, I know the doors are welded shut in NASCAR wanabees).
5998   Onvacation   2023 Jun 13, 11:16am  

It was on my way.

5999   Onvacation   2023 Jun 13, 1:39pm  

"There's THREE fucking pedals in this car!"
6004   Tenpoundbass   2023 Jun 15, 10:27am  

If there wasn't a sign warning of the maximum weight, that guy has a great lawsuit.

I really miss the Greatest Generation, "Safety First" was baked into everything. If you did something stupid like that, it was always on you, because you ignored the fucking obvious sign. Today everyone is clueless the City inspectors are clueless and safety is always a reaction to stupidity, rather than a foresight to prevent stupid people from harming themselves.
Cats have a better sense of impeding danger, than most humans do today. In the past few years, I'll tell random strangers doing something stupid, "You probably shouldn't do that." only to have them ignore me, and the thing I feared would happen, happens. I just say "Dip Shit!" and walk away.

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