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richwicks says

I have a hard time believing this is real

Your first clue was it is on the funny picture thread.

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It's not real funny when you analyze it but it's hilarious when you first read it. It's the play on words.

I loved it and wanted to use it in the memes, but it doesn't have a clear point, so I didn't.

Still hilarious though.

https://notthebee.com/article/the-feds-are-hunting-for-a-serial-bear-harasser-who-has-repeatedly-charged-bears-at-yellowstone

The feds are hunting for a "serial bear harasser" who has repeatedly charged bears at Yellowstone

That sounds like a self-correcting problem.

Cocaine bear, meet cocaine human bear harasser. We know how this battle ends.

HeadSet says

The feds are hunting for a "serial bear harasser" who has repeatedly charged bears at Yellowstone

That sounds like a self-correcting problem.

well said

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says

HeadSet says

The feds are hunting for a "serial bear harasser" who has repeatedly charged bears at Yellowstone

That sounds like a self-correcting problem.

well said

A reversion to the mean. A thinning of the gene pool.

Spiders on Drugs!

After all that time, still haven't grasped the concept of a door latch.

(Just joking, I know the doors are welded shut in NASCAR wanabees).

It was on my way.

"There's THREE fucking pedals in this car!"

If there wasn't a sign warning of the maximum weight, that guy has a great lawsuit.

I really miss the Greatest Generation, "Safety First" was baked into everything. If you did something stupid like that, it was always on you, because you ignored the fucking obvious sign. Today everyone is clueless the City inspectors are clueless and safety is always a reaction to stupidity, rather than a foresight to prevent stupid people from harming themselves.
Cats have a better sense of impeding danger, than most humans do today. In the past few years, I'll tell random strangers doing something stupid, "You probably shouldn't do that." only to have them ignore me, and the thing I feared would happen, happens. I just say "Dip Shit!" and walk away.

Patrick says

Actually. Yes!