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clambo
2023 Oct 1, 9:17am
Re: Facial Hair Removal
I had an argument recently with my Mexican girlfriend.
She said she wanted me to grow a moustache.
I protested: "Why do we have to do everything together?"
I had an argument recently with my Mexican girlfriend.
She said she wanted me to grow a moustache.
I protested: "Why do we have to do everything together?"
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richwicks
2023 Oct 3, 4:46pm
richwicks
2023 Oct 3, 4:46pm
Patrick says
Spokesperson for dos Equis, the most interesting man in the world.
RandalRay Who is that?
Spokesperson for dos Equis, the most interesting man in the world.
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RWSGFY
2023 Oct 3, 5:31pm
RWSGFY
2023 Oct 3, 5:31pm
RandalRay says
The guy who votes along with demon rats? What's so interesting about that?
Rep. Matt Gaetz
The guy who votes along with demon rats? What's so interesting about that?
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Onvacation
2023 Oct 3, 6:01pm
Onvacation
2023 Oct 3, 6:01pm
Ceffer says
He admitted to smoking parmesan cheese! He probably did meth too.
Onvacation says
It was Crack, not meth.
Well, meth in a pinch.
He admitted to smoking parmesan cheese! He probably did meth too.
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Ceffer
2023 Oct 3, 6:47pm
Ceffer
2023 Oct 3, 6:47pm
Onvacation says
Hardcore addicts do a lot of rug crawling when they are jonesing, looking for any crumb of drug they might find, even false candidates. They'll empty out vacuum cleaner bags dust, mites, pollen, mold and dirt and snort that if they think there's something in it that will take off the edge.
He admitted to smoking parmesan cheese! He probably did meth too.
Hardcore addicts do a lot of rug crawling when they are jonesing, looking for any crumb of drug they might find, even false candidates. They'll empty out vacuum cleaner bags dust, mites, pollen, mold and dirt and snort that if they think there's something in it that will take off the edge.
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