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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,311,876 views  9,657 comments

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8062   Ceffer   2024 Apr 6, 6:48pm  

It was the mob that showed up to audition for victimhood that caused all the trouble.

8063   rocketjoe79   2024 Apr 6, 7:08pm  

stereotomy says

rocketjoe79 says


In an old Sci-Fi book, "The Mote in Gods Eye" by Jerry Pournelle, the aliens used "Rods from God" to take out most of Earth's human structures: powerplants, dams, bridges, military sites, etc.

I think you mean "Footfall."

I stand corrected.
8064   Patrick   2024 Apr 6, 7:23pm  

Ceffer says

It was the mob that showed up to audition for victimhood that caused all the trouble.


Those boys were blessed by good fortune, not abused. It did not alter their orientation to have sex at the ages of 12 to 15 with a 23 year old hot woman.

Nor could the boys get pregnant. A worst, they might have gotten a disease from her.

I personally would have been thrilled to have such an experience at that age.
8065   richwicks   2024 Apr 6, 7:30pm  

Patrick says

Those boys were blessed by good fortune, not abused. It did not alter their orientation to have sex at the ages of 12 to 15 with a 23 year old hot woman.


What the FUCK are you talking about? You might want to see what happened with Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili Fualaau.

Patrick says

Nor could the boys get pregnant. A worst, they might have gotten a disease from her.


She could get pregnant.

Patrick says

I personally would have been thrilled to have such an experience at that age.


What if you married her, had two kids with her when she was 22 years older than you were? He had his first kid at 13.

Don't think like you're a teenager, and think like an adult.
8066   Patrick   2024 Apr 6, 7:52pm  

True, pregnancy could have been an issue, but wasn't in this case afaict.

She also wasn't 22 years older. She was only 23 herself, maybe younger at the time.
8067   richwicks   2024 Apr 6, 7:54pm  

Patrick says

True, pregnancy could have been an issue, but wasn't in this case afaict.

She also wasn't 22 years older. She was only 23 herself, maybe younger at the time.


Look, she's just a gross slut and I would bet because of that, she was a disease vector. Lock the bitch up.
8068   Tenpoundbass   2024 Apr 6, 9:23pm  

I pounded more older broads over 18 before I was 18. Than I girls my own age. And in ever single instance the older broad never even had me on her radar until I made the move. Chicks my age at the time, would most always give you blue balls. Older chicks delivered. Thank God we didn't have social media back then. I would like to think that all of those chicks went on to live normal lives and I am thankful that our trysts didn't end up ruining their lives because it was exposed on social media.
8069   Ceffer   2024 Apr 6, 10:22pm  

At least Mt. Etna isn't blowing smoke up our asses.

8072   HeadSet   2024 Apr 7, 6:13am  

Ceffer says





I know this is satire, but it seems the author confused Sun Tzu with Confucius.
8075   Ceffer   2024 Apr 7, 4:43pm  

They release her every morning so she can try to break the Guinness Book of Crime Records with 12 to 15 year old boys. She's hoping to beat the Pope's record.

8076   Ceffer   2024 Apr 7, 4:46pm  

On the bright side, he was saved from an ugly vaccine death.
8077   Ceffer   2024 Apr 7, 4:47pm  

Does the raven quoth, or does he quoth the raven, nevermore?
8078   Ceffer   2024 Apr 7, 4:49pm  

They call it the 'Divorce Court Meteor'.

8079   Ceffer   2024 Apr 7, 5:09pm  

Places where the cartels murder and dismember victims and dissolve the bodies in acid are stone bargains in the Cali real estate market.


https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/63749
8086   Karloff   2024 Apr 8, 3:41pm  

UkraineIsTotallyFucked says






They should have called that game "caltrops"
8091   Ceffer   2024 Apr 9, 1:34am  

Klaus' transparency campaign apparently amounts to asserting that he is not a sadistic liar and thinking everybody is going to believe him.

https://t.me/STFNREPORT/28806
8092   Ceffer   2024 Apr 9, 1:35am  

Remember the part where they wished Rome had but a single neck to throttle? Well, they'll settle for fifteen minute cities.

https://t.me/STFNREPORT/28808
8096   Onvacation   2024 Apr 10, 7:46pm  

Total Eclipse!
8097   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Apr 10, 9:11pm  

Before making that phone call home, ET decides to attend something called a Hatian BBQ.


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