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9988   Ceffer   2025 Feb 10, 10:09am  

Otherwise known as the 'Skidmarks on Every Surface' Tour.



9993   Ceffer   2025 Feb 10, 11:25pm  

Aliens cloned the cat.
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10003   Ceffer   2025 Feb 12, 11:25am  

Illustrates the generally high opinion women have of themselves. Biologic narcissism. Of course, the boyfriend, if he knows what's good for him, will tell her every few minutes that she is so much more beautiful than the doll.



10004   clambo   2025 Feb 12, 11:37am  

She doesn't like her boyfriend; if they like you they don't mind "high libido"=lots of action.
10005   Patrick   2025 Feb 12, 11:46am  

Yes, this is true.

Women are excited by the prospect of sex with a high-value man, but not with someone they just settled for.
10006   clambo   2025 Feb 12, 1:22pm  

Wanna know if a girl really likes you? Stop seeking her out for sexual encounters.
If she doesn't like you, she'll never mention the change.
If she likes you, she'll start asking questions to find out the "reason for the change."

Edit: Should you care if a girl really likes you?
Not always.
10007   HeadSet   2025 Feb 12, 2:39pm  

Ironic if that girl now has to clean the doll.
10015   Ceffer   2025 Feb 15, 12:36pm  

Internet soap opera lines: "I can't stop thinking about your posts 24 hours a day." "I can't live without your posts." "Will you be my one and only poster forever?"

10016   Ceffer   2025 Feb 15, 12:38pm  

You never really win. You just set yourself up for some kind of leisurely, crafted revenge.

10017   Ceffer   2025 Feb 15, 12:41pm  

Female aphrodisiac: makes her ache for chocolate ice cream.

10023   HeadSet   2025 Feb 15, 1:58pm  

Ceffer says

Internet soap opera lines: "I can't stop thinking about your posts 24 hours a day." "I can't live without your posts." "Will you be my one and only poster forever?"

Alpha response - "Yeah, well I got a "post" for ya!"

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