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"Sweat pants with elastic ankles"?
His episode set on too soon to be the restaurant's doing.
By the sounds of him, he's a human garbage disposal and will eat anything. "4 plates of ambrosia"? God only knows what ate or more like didn't eat for breakfast.
I read this years ago, and someone on another forum recently posted it again, which reminded me of how great this story is. This is one of those stories that is safe to read at work, but you probably shouldn't because you will be laughing way too hard to hide the fact that you aren't working. Well, unless you have a weak stomach, in which case you probably won't be amused.
http://www.thekongshow.com/content/ryanssteakhouse.htm
I know of 3-4 other epic guy-tales of bathroom woe that I'll try to remember to post over the next few days/weeks.