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How I pay for my home after I sign the dotted line?
2012 Apr 15, 12:56am 6,341 views 18 comments
by suny74 follow (0)
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2012 Apr 16, 9:24am
Dunnoh, I found out paying for it is not a big deal, taxes, insurance, upkeep, city utilities kept adding up to more than my loan payment so it made no sense to buy/own on one income.
Dan8267
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2012 Apr 16, 11:22am
APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says
Just get the note and forget about paying it. It will take 3-5 years to get you out of the house. Save every dime you make.
Do it again on your wife's SSN.
Then buy a house cash for 1/10th what you'd pay now.
Just don't buy the house you had previously "bought" since you'll be tearing out all the copper wiring. That stuff is valuable.
Dan8267
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2012 Apr 16, 11:23am
Learn also to murder and kill cannibals with your bare hands in case you run out of ammo and the guns become useless.
Zombie apocalypse already? All right!
Dan8267
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2012 Apr 16, 11:24am
APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says
Just show up at the bank once a month with a cup of coffee and a Swisher Sweet cigar, announce you've arrived to make a payment and take a shit on the bank lobby floor.
Sounds like a waste of good fertilizer that could be used to grow those potatoes.
bubblesitter
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2012 Apr 17, 4:03am
Sounds like a waste of good fertilizer that could be used to grow those potatoes.
Talk about recycling potatoes.
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I am looking to buy home in NY. No matter where I look avergae home is 500,000.
How do I get mortgage and pay for it. Combined income 80,000. LOL
#housing