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Top Trolls


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2012 Sep 12, 4:50am   106,715 views  228 comments

by Patrick   ➕follow (61)   💰tip   ignore  

Who pisses off the other users the most? Let's see.

mysql> select username, dislikes / likes as trollishness from users where dislikes > 100 order by trollishness desc limit 10;

+-----------------+--------------+
| username        | trollishness |
+-----------------+--------------+
| Cloud           |       4.7667 |
| Honest Abe      |       3.3540 |
| Bap33           |       2.1308 |
| CaptainShuddup  |       1.8116 |
| KILLERJANE      |       1.6750 |
| Ruki            |       1.5085 |
| AlexS           |       1.4444 |
| thomas.wong1986 |       1.4337 |
| clambo          |       1.2775 |
| robertoaribas   |       1.2278 |
+-----------------+--------------+

mysql> select username, ignoredby from users order by ignoredby desc limit 10;

+--------------------------------+-----------+
| username                       | ignoredby |
+--------------------------------+-----------+
| APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich |        22 |
| PermaRenter                    |        18 |
| ArtimusMaxtor                  |        17 |
| Ruki                           |        14 |
| CaptainShuddup                 |        13 |
| repo4sale                      |        12 |
| Honest Abe                     |        12 |
| Dan8267                        |        11 |
| Bigsby                         |        11 |
| Cloud                          |        10 |
+--------------------------------+-----------+

The intersection of those sets is Ruki, CaptainShuddup, Honest Abe, Cloud.

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189   Strategist   2014 Dec 17, 1:27pm  

sbh says

It doesn't take make much to stoop to the gutter. But it takes class not to.

Is that more of your crap we're supposed to believe? You can't keep up with your own mindlessness.

He who shows the most class, wins the game. I won. :)

190   Ceffer   2014 Dec 17, 2:46pm  

It's time to impanel some judges for an ad hominem hoe down.

The best dirt tossing, foul mouthed mud slinger wins and is officially the most beloved delovely troll on Patnet.

191   Robber Baron Elite Scum   2014 Dec 17, 3:02pm  

Ceffer says

It's time to impanel some judges for an ad hominem hoe down.

The best dirt tossing, foul mouthed mud slinger wins and is officially the most beloved delovely troll on Patnet.

I fucked your mother in her pussy one time and she had to shit.

So I told her to go ahead. I than took her turd and used it for lube while I fucked her pussy.

9 months later; came out a little shit like you that originated from feces, semen and human waste.

192   Robber Baron Elite Scum   2014 Dec 17, 3:14pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Was that supposed to be funny?

No, it was supposed to be disgusting.

193   Dan8267   2014 Dec 17, 3:15pm  

Strategist says

It doesn't take make much to stoop to the gutter. But it takes class not to.

Anyone who is pro-torture cannot take the moral or class high ground on any subject matter.

194   Ceffer   2014 Dec 18, 3:48am  

You can be pro torture and still be a nice person.

195   The Original Bankster   2014 Dec 18, 5:40am  

wow I didnt make that list.

surprising.

196   MAGA   2014 Dec 18, 5:41am  

Gee, I'm disappointed I didn't make the list.

197   Peter P   2014 Dec 18, 5:44am  

Guys, that list is more than two years old. Nothing you will now can change history. :-)

198   Ceffer   2014 Dec 18, 7:01am  

bgamall4 says

Ceffer says

You can be pro torture and still be a nice person.

No you can't. That is a trollish statement. You said that trollingly. :)

Yes, but is it a troll that makes me most beloved of Patnet?

199   Y   2014 Dec 18, 7:04am  

I think this is a false flag, but I never glanced up the flagpole...

bgamall4 says

I think this is a good thread. I didn't look at the thread.

200   Tenpoundbass   2014 Dec 18, 10:34am  

I was thrown out of college for trolling my Liberal teacher in my test answers.

I seem to have an uncanny knack of trolling by merely standing up for what I believe in. It's more a talent than a curse really.

201   HydroCabron   2014 Dec 18, 11:06am  

CaptainShuddup says

I was thrown out of college for trolling my Liberal teacher in my test answers.

That's called "failing", and it differs from trolling. It means that you are a fuckup.

202   anonymous   2014 Dec 18, 11:36am  

HydroCabron says

CaptainShuddup says

I was thrown out of college for trolling my Liberal teacher in my test answers.

That's called "failing", and it differs from trolling. It means that you are a fuckup.

Damn that was funny!

203   marcus   2014 Dec 18, 11:43am  

Is it a surprise that if so much creativity and imagination is involved in his interpretation of current events, that this would even be even more the case in the way he spins his own personal history ?

204   Ceffer   2014 Dec 18, 3:34pm  

My teachers told me I was wasn't even good enough to be designated a fuckup, so they called me a fuckdown.

205   Tenpoundbass   2014 Dec 18, 11:29pm  

I'm just kidding y'all I didn't even go to college I make 6 figures and am not in debt up to my eyeballs for it.
I was smart enough to teach my self my passions in life.
I've got better things to do with my time than to sit 6 to 8 hours a day in a classroom listening to some politically confused loser who couldn't cut it in a real world industry vertical trying to tell me what's up. Not on MY dime!

and not today uh uh uh!

206   MisdemeanorRebel   2014 Dec 18, 11:57pm  

bgamall4 says

Most of you losers have that virus. So does Noam Chomsky.

207   Bigsby   2014 Dec 19, 12:42am  

CaptainShuddup says

I'm just kidding y'all I didn't even go to college

You don't say.

208   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2014 Dec 22, 1:08am  

My favorite poster on Pat.net remains the guy that ignores you, but sees your posting before he signs in and in a complete lack of emotional control is compelled to post in response.

Even though hes ignoring you.

209   Dan8267   2014 Dec 22, 2:39am  

dodgerfanjohn says

My favorite poster on Pat.net remains the guy that ignores you, but sees your posting before he signs in and in a complete lack of emotional control is compelled to post in response.

Even though hes ignoring you.

Well then, he's not really ignoring sbh, now is he?

210   Y   2014 Dec 22, 1:24pm  

there's no verb in this sentence.

jazz music says

The likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, Strategist

211   indigenous   2014 Dec 22, 1:31pm  

SoftShell says

there's no verb in this sentence.

I think it is actually a part of the previous sentence and should just be considered a prepositional phrase, i.e. Jazz neglected to add the preposition as.

His sentence structure is really quite verbose and oblique which we have all come to recognize as his style.

212   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2014 Dec 22, 10:48pm  

jazz music says

You come to patnet for honest POVs and awareness of interesting and emerging topics. So trolls are best ignored because they take up brain-space while forming an ad hoc dog pack of knee-jerks and button pushers ever failing to offer an honest thought. They even manage to abuse the idea of voting something like/dislike.

Not sure you are serious. I you are, I got some news for ya....

213   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2014 Dec 22, 10:49pm  

jazz music says

Worthwhile thoughts emerge nested between the mindlessness, but not as well. With the simple abusers and the reliably inept removed from one's display the patnet read takes on a better character; without the likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, and Strategist, there is still plenty of entertainment here.

Oh ok, everyone who has a point of view different than yours is a troll. Got it.

214   indigenous   2014 Dec 22, 10:54pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

I am *still* winning. Three out of the top ten Best Ofs listed right now are my contributions.

And, of course, half of the all-time Best Ofs are AF creations!

And humble too, maybe AF should get some sort of trophy?

215   Rin   2014 Dec 22, 11:36pm  

No need for trolling, make your points and stand by 'em.

For me, it's rather simple...

There is no STEM shortage; corporate America sucks, and the academic world is worthless.

Next, bone international hoes instead of dating stateside. This is to cover the waiting period before sex robots become available.

Any questions?

216   Dan8267   2014 Dec 24, 12:04am  

SoftShell says

there's no verb in this sentence.

jazz music says

The likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, Strategist

1. It's not a sentence. It's a fragment.
2. It doesn't have to be a sentence. The message is clear, and that's all that matters.

217   HydroCabron   2014 Dec 24, 12:11am  

jazz music says

With the simple abusers and the reliably inept removed from one's display the patnet read takes on a better character; without the likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, and Strategist, there is still plenty of entertainment here.

This is two independent clauses, each with a verb, stitched together with a semicolon. It's completely grammatical.

Anyone who can't read this is illiterate at best or conservative at worst.

218   indigenous   2014 Dec 24, 12:15am  

HydroCabron says

This is two independent clauses, each with a verb, stitched together with a semicolon. It's completely grammatical.

Go back to grammar school, no they taint.

219   Bigsby   2014 Dec 24, 12:18am  

indigenous says

HydroCabron says

This is two independent clauses, each with a verb, stitched together with a semicolon. It's completely grammatical.

Go back to grammar school, no they taint.

You're referring to two different versions.

220   indigenous   2014 Dec 24, 12:21am  

Bigsby says

You're referring to two different versions.

Ok so we are learning him some stuff

221   Bigsby   2014 Dec 24, 12:25am  

indigenous says

Bigsby says

You're referring to two different versions.

Ok so we are learning him some stuff

I hope that was meant as a joke.

222   Tenpoundbass   2014 Dec 24, 1:10am  

Rin says

There is no STEM shortage; corporate America sucks, and the academic world is worthless.

And Liberals are the root of all Evils.

223   bg   2014 Dec 25, 3:30pm  

I am getting a kick out of how delighted AF is with winning. Kid in the candy store. It is cute.

I never thought I would use the word "cute" in reference to AF.

224   Y   2014 Dec 28, 11:59pm  

Iow...you tivo patnet and ff the commercials..

jazz music says

Worthwhile thoughts emerge nested between the mindlessness, but not as well. With the simple abusers and the reliably inept removed from one's display the patnet read takes on a better character; without the likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, and Strategist, there is still plenty of entertainment here.

225   lostand confused   2014 Dec 29, 2:17am  

How come bgamall4 is not on any list? it must be a Yingyang twins err Zionist conspiracy!

226   curious2   2015 Jan 1, 2:25am  

dodgerfanjohn says

My favorite poster on Pat.net remains the guy that ignores you, but sees your posting before he signs in and in a complete lack of emotional control is compelled to post in response.

That's marcus, and (s)he uses a separate browser to stalk Users (s)he pretends to Ignore. I suspect "jazz music" may be an Alias of marcus, because it's the only way I can explain the combination of absurdly partisan distortions with an apparently identical agenda, similar advocacy of the Ignore function, similar trollishness scores, and apparent inability or refusal to grasp even basic logic and mathematics.

227   FunTime   2015 Feb 5, 3:08pm  


I also think that people should rise or fall based on their own hard work, not because they were born in the right or wrong neighborhood.

This suggests that somehow people would be born into the world with equal levels of family and financial support. Is there a way to do that other than Brave New World?

People who say everyone should work their way up don't understand just how bad an environment into which a person can be born. Pretty tough problem to solve as it involves so many complicated combinations of societal and genetic elements.

228   Y   2015 Feb 5, 3:55pm  

Yeah...but why settle for 'plenty' when you can have it all!!!

jazz music says

With the simple abusers and the reliably inept removed from one's display the patnet read takes on a better character; without the likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, and Strategist, there is still plenty of entertainment here.

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