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Top Trolls


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2012 Sep 12, 4:50am   107,186 views  228 comments

by Patrick   ➕follow (59)   💰tip   ignore  

Who pisses off the other users the most? Let's see.

mysql> select username, dislikes / likes as trollishness from users where dislikes > 100 order by trollishness desc limit 10;

+-----------------+--------------+
| username        | trollishness |
+-----------------+--------------+
| Cloud           |       4.7667 |
| Honest Abe      |       3.3540 |
| Bap33           |       2.1308 |
| CaptainShuddup  |       1.8116 |
| KILLERJANE      |       1.6750 |
| Ruki            |       1.5085 |
| AlexS           |       1.4444 |
| thomas.wong1986 |       1.4337 |
| clambo          |       1.2775 |
| robertoaribas   |       1.2278 |
+-----------------+--------------+

mysql> select username, ignoredby from users order by ignoredby desc limit 10;

+--------------------------------+-----------+
| username                       | ignoredby |
+--------------------------------+-----------+
| APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich |        22 |
| PermaRenter                    |        18 |
| ArtimusMaxtor                  |        17 |
| Ruki                           |        14 |
| CaptainShuddup                 |        13 |
| repo4sale                      |        12 |
| Honest Abe                     |        12 |
| Dan8267                        |        11 |
| Bigsby                         |        11 |
| Cloud                          |        10 |
+--------------------------------+-----------+

The intersection of those sets is Ruki, CaptainShuddup, Honest Abe, Cloud.

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174   Peter P   2014 Dec 17, 8:12am  

The world is interesting because of the competing narratives.

175   Dan8267   2014 Dec 17, 8:23am  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

I went to user list and sorted by likes and clearly AF is the most loved persona on PatNet.

I agree with your conclusion, but not your reasoning. Counting likes and dislikes is meaningless because fanboys will like every post in their clique and dislike every post by someone in an opposing clique.

The correct way to measure popularity is to calculate a popularity matrix based on likes/dislikes using the following algorithm.

1. Person A's opinion of person B is the number of likes of B by A minus the number of dislikes of B by A divided by the number of posts of B.

opinion(A, B) = (like(A, B) - dislike(A, B)) / postCount(B)

This value will be in the range [-1.0, +1.0].

2. The opinion of a set of users S of person B is the sum of the opinions of each member in S divided by the number of users in S.

opinion(S, B) = sum(opinion(S[i], B)) / order(S)

This value will also be in the range [-1.0, +1.0].

This formula works for any set of persons in the community including the entire community. So you can ask how the entire community feels about a person, and in most cases that will be neutral since most community members won't express an opinion of person B.

However, you can also ask who are the people who like B and who dislike him. For example, you can partition the community into groups based on the value of S[i] as it falls into the ranges
[-1.0, -0.5] venomously hate
(-0.5, -0.2] hate
(-0.2, -0.1] dislike
(-0.1, -0.01] disapprove
(-0.01, 0.01) neutral
[0.01, 0.1] approve
[0.1, 0.2) like
[0.2, 0.5) friends
[0.5, 1.0] harmony

If you partition the entire community based on the above criteria for all users B to form a set of partitions P, you can generate the cliques in your community by forming sets C where C[i] is a set formed by P in which includes persons who were in the same P[i] for many i's. Many can be throttled like 10% or 20%.

176   Peter P   2014 Dec 17, 8:24am  

Come on, sbh. With CiC gone, you will be like Sherlock Holmes without Moriarty.

177   Dan8267   2014 Dec 17, 8:25am  

Call it Crazy says

We already have someone here that fits that description

http://www.youtube.com/embed/Cs4Gj7JsET4

179   Bigsby   2014 Dec 17, 9:53am  

dodgerfanjohn says

*baited

SBH's spelling was correct.

180   Ceffer   2014 Dec 17, 9:53am  

I am just a vessel of venomous love for all Mankind. That is why I am beloved of Patnet.

181   Peter P   2014 Dec 17, 10:50am  

sbh says

after which I will still be here with no loss.

It was not the grandfather paradox we were talking about. :-)

182   Strategist   2014 Dec 17, 12:06pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

You loves me long time, PatNet!

I win!

You could stand for the Patnet Presidential elections.
I would like to know your stand on the following important issues:
1. How do you intend handling Kim Jon, when he tells us what movies we cannot watch?
2. How would you handle ISIS, the nice guys who take women for sex slaves?

Thank you Mr. President.

183   HydroCabron   2014 Dec 17, 12:46pm  

Call it Crazy says

What this means to me, honestly, is there are a bunch of liberals on here who find it neccesary to "dislike" everything posted by one of these guys.

Point taken: In all fairness, liberals are indeed the only ones with a knee-jerk "dislike" reflex here.

184   Strategist   2014 Dec 17, 12:48pm  

Dan8267 says

I think we can all admit that we come to PatNet solely to bitch at other users and get our daily recommended value of AF, and the later is the more enjoyable of the experiences.

sbh says

CDon says

the captain & CIC have somehow vaunted from under CLs 380 to well over 12K each, with CIC blowing the doors off everyone breeching the 14K dislike plateau.

Yeah, that's because shit stinks.

dodgerfanjohn says

*baited

I know you had to try, but usually you're better than this.

Hey, how come you guys, with your skills, are nowhere near the top? If I was you I would crawl into a hole and hope no one finds me.

185   Strategist   2014 Dec 17, 12:50pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Strategist says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

You loves me long time, PatNet!

I win!

You could stand for the Patnet Presidential elections.

I would like to know your stand on the following important issues:

1. How do you intend handling Kim Jon, when he tells us what movies we cannot watch?

Log splitter! To the Kimfucks little head!

2. How would you handle ISIS, the nice guys who take women for sex slaves?

Log splitter! to the ISISfucks little gonads!

Thank you Mr. President.

I feel safer already.

186   Dan8267   2014 Dec 17, 1:05pm  

Strategist says

If I was you I would crawl into a hole and hope no one finds me.

Leave your mother out of this.

187   Strategist   2014 Dec 17, 1:16pm  

Dan8267 says

Strategist says

If I was you I would crawl into a hole and hope no one finds me.

Leave your mother out of this.

It doesn't take make much to stoop to the gutter. But it takes class not to.

188   Robber Baron Elite Scum   2014 Dec 17, 1:24pm  


Top Trolls

Me.

189   Strategist   2014 Dec 17, 1:27pm  

sbh says

It doesn't take make much to stoop to the gutter. But it takes class not to.

Is that more of your crap we're supposed to believe? You can't keep up with your own mindlessness.

He who shows the most class, wins the game. I won. :)

190   Ceffer   2014 Dec 17, 2:46pm  

It's time to impanel some judges for an ad hominem hoe down.

The best dirt tossing, foul mouthed mud slinger wins and is officially the most beloved delovely troll on Patnet.

191   Robber Baron Elite Scum   2014 Dec 17, 3:02pm  

Ceffer says

It's time to impanel some judges for an ad hominem hoe down.

The best dirt tossing, foul mouthed mud slinger wins and is officially the most beloved delovely troll on Patnet.

I fucked your mother in her pussy one time and she had to shit.

So I told her to go ahead. I than took her turd and used it for lube while I fucked her pussy.

9 months later; came out a little shit like you that originated from feces, semen and human waste.

192   Robber Baron Elite Scum   2014 Dec 17, 3:14pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Was that supposed to be funny?

No, it was supposed to be disgusting.

193   Dan8267   2014 Dec 17, 3:15pm  

Strategist says

It doesn't take make much to stoop to the gutter. But it takes class not to.

Anyone who is pro-torture cannot take the moral or class high ground on any subject matter.

194   Ceffer   2014 Dec 18, 3:48am  

You can be pro torture and still be a nice person.

195   The Original Bankster   2014 Dec 18, 5:40am  

wow I didnt make that list.

surprising.

196   MAGA   2014 Dec 18, 5:41am  

Gee, I'm disappointed I didn't make the list.

197   Peter P   2014 Dec 18, 5:44am  

Guys, that list is more than two years old. Nothing you will now can change history. :-)

198   Ceffer   2014 Dec 18, 7:01am  

bgamall4 says

Ceffer says

You can be pro torture and still be a nice person.

No you can't. That is a trollish statement. You said that trollingly. :)

Yes, but is it a troll that makes me most beloved of Patnet?

199   Y   2014 Dec 18, 7:04am  

I think this is a false flag, but I never glanced up the flagpole...

bgamall4 says

I think this is a good thread. I didn't look at the thread.

200   Tenpoundbass   2014 Dec 18, 10:34am  

I was thrown out of college for trolling my Liberal teacher in my test answers.

I seem to have an uncanny knack of trolling by merely standing up for what I believe in. It's more a talent than a curse really.

201   HydroCabron   2014 Dec 18, 11:06am  

CaptainShuddup says

I was thrown out of college for trolling my Liberal teacher in my test answers.

That's called "failing", and it differs from trolling. It means that you are a fuckup.

202   anonymous   2014 Dec 18, 11:36am  

HydroCabron says

CaptainShuddup says

I was thrown out of college for trolling my Liberal teacher in my test answers.

That's called "failing", and it differs from trolling. It means that you are a fuckup.

Damn that was funny!

203   marcus   2014 Dec 18, 11:43am  

Is it a surprise that if so much creativity and imagination is involved in his interpretation of current events, that this would even be even more the case in the way he spins his own personal history ?

204   Ceffer   2014 Dec 18, 3:34pm  

My teachers told me I was wasn't even good enough to be designated a fuckup, so they called me a fuckdown.

205   Tenpoundbass   2014 Dec 18, 11:29pm  

I'm just kidding y'all I didn't even go to college I make 6 figures and am not in debt up to my eyeballs for it.
I was smart enough to teach my self my passions in life.
I've got better things to do with my time than to sit 6 to 8 hours a day in a classroom listening to some politically confused loser who couldn't cut it in a real world industry vertical trying to tell me what's up. Not on MY dime!

and not today uh uh uh!

206   MisdemeanorRebel   2014 Dec 18, 11:57pm  

bgamall4 says

Most of you losers have that virus. So does Noam Chomsky.

207   Bigsby   2014 Dec 19, 12:42am  

CaptainShuddup says

I'm just kidding y'all I didn't even go to college

You don't say.

208   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2014 Dec 22, 1:08am  

My favorite poster on Pat.net remains the guy that ignores you, but sees your posting before he signs in and in a complete lack of emotional control is compelled to post in response.

Even though hes ignoring you.

209   Dan8267   2014 Dec 22, 2:39am  

dodgerfanjohn says

My favorite poster on Pat.net remains the guy that ignores you, but sees your posting before he signs in and in a complete lack of emotional control is compelled to post in response.

Even though hes ignoring you.

Well then, he's not really ignoring sbh, now is he?

210   Y   2014 Dec 22, 1:24pm  

there's no verb in this sentence.

jazz music says

The likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, Strategist

211   indigenous   2014 Dec 22, 1:31pm  

SoftShell says

there's no verb in this sentence.

I think it is actually a part of the previous sentence and should just be considered a prepositional phrase, i.e. Jazz neglected to add the preposition as.

His sentence structure is really quite verbose and oblique which we have all come to recognize as his style.

212   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2014 Dec 22, 10:48pm  

jazz music says

You come to patnet for honest POVs and awareness of interesting and emerging topics. So trolls are best ignored because they take up brain-space while forming an ad hoc dog pack of knee-jerks and button pushers ever failing to offer an honest thought. They even manage to abuse the idea of voting something like/dislike.

Not sure you are serious. I you are, I got some news for ya....

213   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2014 Dec 22, 10:49pm  

jazz music says

Worthwhile thoughts emerge nested between the mindlessness, but not as well. With the simple abusers and the reliably inept removed from one's display the patnet read takes on a better character; without the likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, and Strategist, there is still plenty of entertainment here.

Oh ok, everyone who has a point of view different than yours is a troll. Got it.

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