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Strategist says

If I was you I would crawl into a hole and hope no one finds me.

Leave your mother out of this.

Dan8267 says

Strategist says

If I was you I would crawl into a hole and hope no one finds me.

Leave your mother out of this.

It doesn't take make much to stoop to the gutter. But it takes class not to.

Top Trolls

Me.

sbh says

It doesn't take make much to stoop to the gutter. But it takes class not to.

Is that more of your crap we're supposed to believe? You can't keep up with your own mindlessness.

He who shows the most class, wins the game. I won. :)

It's time to impanel some judges for an ad hominem hoe down.

The best dirt tossing, foul mouthed mud slinger wins and is officially the most beloved delovely troll on Patnet.

Ceffer says

It's time to impanel some judges for an ad hominem hoe down.

The best dirt tossing, foul mouthed mud slinger wins and is officially the most beloved delovely troll on Patnet.

I fucked your mother in her pussy one time and she had to shit.

So I told her to go ahead. I than took her turd and used it for lube while I fucked her pussy.

9 months later; came out a little shit like you that originated from feces, semen and human waste.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Was that supposed to be funny?

No, it was supposed to be disgusting.

Strategist says

It doesn't take make much to stoop to the gutter. But it takes class not to.

Anyone who is pro-torture cannot take the moral or class high ground on any subject matter.

You can be pro torture and still be a nice person.

wow I didnt make that list.

surprising.

Gee, I'm disappointed I didn't make the list.

Guys, that list is more than two years old. Nothing you will now can change history. :-)

bgamall4 says

Ceffer says

You can be pro torture and still be a nice person.

No you can't. That is a trollish statement. You said that trollingly. :)

Yes, but is it a troll that makes me most beloved of Patnet?

I think this is a false flag, but I never glanced up the flagpole...

bgamall4 says

I think this is a good thread. I didn't look at the thread.

I was thrown out of college for trolling my Liberal teacher in my test answers.

I seem to have an uncanny knack of trolling by merely standing up for what I believe in. It's more a talent than a curse really.

CaptainShuddup says

I was thrown out of college for trolling my Liberal teacher in my test answers.

That's called "failing", and it differs from trolling. It means that you are a fuckup.

HydroCabron says

CaptainShuddup says

I was thrown out of college for trolling my Liberal teacher in my test answers.

That's called "failing", and it differs from trolling. It means that you are a fuckup.

Damn that was funny!

Is it a surprise that if so much creativity and imagination is involved in his interpretation of current events, that this would even be even more the case in the way he spins his own personal history ?

My teachers told me I was wasn't even good enough to be designated a fuckup, so they called me a fuckdown.

I'm just kidding y'all I didn't even go to college I make 6 figures and am not in debt up to my eyeballs for it.
I was smart enough to teach my self my passions in life.
I've got better things to do with my time than to sit 6 to 8 hours a day in a classroom listening to some politically confused loser who couldn't cut it in a real world industry vertical trying to tell me what's up. Not on MY dime!

and not today uh uh uh!

bgamall4 says

Most of you losers have that virus. So does Noam Chomsky.

CaptainShuddup says

I'm just kidding y'all I didn't even go to college

You don't say.

My favorite poster on Pat.net remains the guy that ignores you, but sees your posting before he signs in and in a complete lack of emotional control is compelled to post in response.

Even though hes ignoring you.

dodgerfanjohn says

My favorite poster on Pat.net remains the guy that ignores you, but sees your posting before he signs in and in a complete lack of emotional control is compelled to post in response.

Even though hes ignoring you.

Well then, he's not really ignoring sbh, now is he?

there's no verb in this sentence.

jazz music says

The likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, Strategist

SoftShell says

there's no verb in this sentence.

I think it is actually a part of the previous sentence and should just be considered a prepositional phrase, i.e. Jazz neglected to add the preposition as.

His sentence structure is really quite verbose and oblique which we have all come to recognize as his style.

jazz music says

You come to patnet for honest POVs and awareness of interesting and emerging topics. So trolls are best ignored because they take up brain-space while forming an ad hoc dog pack of knee-jerks and button pushers ever failing to offer an honest thought. They even manage to abuse the idea of voting something like/dislike.

Not sure you are serious. I you are, I got some news for ya....

jazz music says

Worthwhile thoughts emerge nested between the mindlessness, but not as well. With the simple abusers and the reliably inept removed from one's display the patnet read takes on a better character; without the likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, and Strategist, there is still plenty of entertainment here.

Oh ok, everyone who has a point of view different than yours is a troll. Got it.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

I am *still* winning. Three out of the top ten Best Ofs listed right now are my contributions.

And, of course, half of the all-time Best Ofs are AF creations!

And humble too, maybe AF should get some sort of trophy?

No need for trolling, make your points and stand by 'em.

For me, it's rather simple...

There is no STEM shortage; corporate America sucks, and the academic world is worthless.

Next, bone international hoes instead of dating stateside. This is to cover the waiting period before sex robots become available.

Any questions?

SoftShell says

there's no verb in this sentence.

jazz music says

The likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, Strategist

1. It's not a sentence. It's a fragment.
2. It doesn't have to be a sentence. The message is clear, and that's all that matters.

jazz music says

With the simple abusers and the reliably inept removed from one's display the patnet read takes on a better character; without the likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, and Strategist, there is still plenty of entertainment here.

This is two independent clauses, each with a verb, stitched together with a semicolon. It's completely grammatical.

Anyone who can't read this is illiterate at best or conservative at worst.

HydroCabron says

This is two independent clauses, each with a verb, stitched together with a semicolon. It's completely grammatical.

Go back to grammar school, no they taint.

indigenous says

HydroCabron says

This is two independent clauses, each with a verb, stitched together with a semicolon. It's completely grammatical.

Go back to grammar school, no they taint.

You're referring to two different versions.

Bigsby says

You're referring to two different versions.

Ok so we are learning him some stuff

indigenous says

Bigsby says

You're referring to two different versions.

Ok so we are learning him some stuff

I hope that was meant as a joke.

Rin says

There is no STEM shortage; corporate America sucks, and the academic world is worthless.

And Liberals are the root of all Evils.

I am getting a kick out of how delighted AF is with winning. Kid in the candy store. It is cute.

I never thought I would use the word "cute" in reference to AF.

Iow...you tivo patnet and ff the commercials..

jazz music says

Worthwhile thoughts emerge nested between the mindlessness, but not as well. With the simple abusers and the reliably inept removed from one's display the patnet read takes on a better character; without the likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, and Strategist, there is still plenty of entertainment here.

How come bgamall4 is not on any list? it must be a Yingyang twins err Zionist conspiracy!