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The stupidity of this country never ceases to shock me


               
2012 Oct 6, 7:34am   19,399 views  55 comments

by Dan8267   follow (4)  

OK, so I'm relaxing and watching an episode of South Park, a show that ridicules the ridiculous. Sometimes I think they make shit up, but it always turns out to be something that actually is happening. For example, when I saw the Jonas Brothers episode, I was like, there's no way that Disney is spraying metaphoric cum on the faces and chests of pre-teen and early teen girls. Turns out I was wrong.

Well, in this episode, they show an animate rendering of something called "Honey Boo Boo". So I search YouTube to find out what that is.

How the hell is this crap legal? It's borderline child abuse. No 6-year-old should be even thinking about money, nonetheless narcissistically strutting her fat ass for pedo-chubby-chasers. Personally, I think that all form of childhood beauty pageants are a form of child abuse and probably leaves psychological scars.

One of the things that really disgusts me about this is that it's on TLC, a channel that used to be called The Learning Channel and was one of the best channels on television, but now is the most despicable trashy "Ugly American" network. Oh, how it has fallen. Whoever is responsible for that should be castrated, shot, and slowly beheaded.

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45   elliemae   @   2012 Nov 1, 7:51pm  

And in the corner they're advertising the show "Sister Wives." It's about a jerk who has several wives and thinks he's hot shit.

Or, as we call it in Utah, the neighbors.

46   elliemae   @   2012 Nov 2, 12:24am  

it's a battle!!!!

octomom has gone to rehab, a luxury she can afford due to a dvd she made that features her masturbating. Lindsay Lohan's father, the hot mess patriarch of a hot mess family with tons o' addiction and super bizarre fame whore behaviors, is claiming that he helped to convice the freak to go to rehab.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/02/octomom-rehab-alone-michael-lohan-nadya-suleman/

FYI, ya'll know that elliemae loves a a good masturbating joke as much -even more so- than the next guy. But I cut my right hand off when she made the dvd...

These people are nuts. Simply nuts.

47   coriacci1   @   2012 Nov 2, 12:39am  


There's a lesson in there.

study up bigsby.

48   American in Japan   @   2012 Nov 2, 12:55am  

Stupid is as stupid does!

49   leo707   @   2012 Nov 5, 6:50am  

Melmakian says

elliemae says

These people are nuts. Simply nuts.

Hear! Hear!

Yes, but who is more the nut. The nut, or the nuts who watch the nuts show.

50   Dan8267   @   2012 Nov 6, 2:23am  

leo707 says

Yes, but who is more the nut. The nut, or the nuts who watch the nuts show.

Thank you Obi wan Kenobi. Meesa gonna watch Boo Boo.

51   Dan8267   @   2012 Nov 8, 10:55am  

Melmakian says

Dan8267 says

Meesa gonna watch Boo Boo.

Dude...with Disney in charge of Jar-Jar now, I wouldn't be offering up any creative ideas they might take seriously.

Just sayin'...

Good point.

In related news Angry Birds Starwars just came out.

52   MisdemeanorRebel   @   2012 Nov 9, 2:36am  

Mick Russom says

Welcome to the sewer pipe of media owned, written, produced and broadcast primarily from New York and Los Angeles.

Too bad that show is about hicks from the rural Georgia. "Baby Pageants" are far, far more popular in fly-over country than they are on the Coasts. These things happen in West Virginia but seldom in Boston. Remember that crazy witch ex-model from WV who killed her kid and tried to blame it on terrorists? Her child was a "Baby Pageant" contestant, too.

It might be produced in LA and NY, but the "baby pageant" crap originated in Southern Culture.

53   MisdemeanorRebel   @   2012 Nov 9, 2:39am  

elliemae says

And in the corner they're advertising the show "Sister Wives." It's about a jerk who has several wives and thinks he's hot shit.

Or, as we call it in Utah, the neighbors.

Shit, I would have a headache, having been told to take out the trash or move something heavy from multiple women. Count me out.

54   Ceffer   @   2012 Nov 9, 3:17am  

elliemae says

octomom has gone to rehab, a luxury she can afford due to a dvd she made that features her masturbating.

Maybe she was just trying to hatch some eggs from the refrigerator.

55   HEY YOU   @   2012 Nov 9, 5:22pm  

I don't have time for TV. I'm too busy reading stupid comments or posting stupid comments.

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