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Busted! for solicting prostitute on honeymoon
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2013 May 16, 12:30am 1,357 views 5 comments
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Tenpoundbass
2013 May 16, 12:32am
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1344418.1368617277!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/honeymoon16n-1-web.jpg
if any father out there spent one penny for his daughters wedding to marry this creep, deserves a cell next to him.
elliemae
2013 May 16, 2:13am
APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says
It's Florida. Everyone stoned and fucking hookers all the time. That is when they're not burning churches and murdering randomly. What does this starry eyed bride think she bought into when she married this guy?
She's probably thinking that she married a great guy in Illinois and went to Florida on her honeymoon. This is fodder for an Illinois joke, not a Florida joke.
Sorry to shoot your bubble in the head, AF.
Tenpoundbass
2013 May 16, 2:31am
The dude is a Muslim as well.
Good thing they caught him now, before he grew up and ashamed of his actions, and decided to take it out on the public with a pressure cooker bomb.
New Renter
2013 May 16, 3:50am
The dude is a Muslim as well.
Good thing they caught him now, before he grew up and ashamed of his actions, and decided to take it out on the public with a pressure cooker bomb.
Maybe he was looking to to start a harem.
Ceffer
2013 May 16, 4:04am
Guess he likes more than one flavor on the stick at a time.
Maybe he thought waiting until he was married meant saving himself for prostitutes.
Ah, ya can't make this shit up. A guy goes to Florida on his honeymoon and comes up missing. So his (understandably) freaked out wife calls the cops to report him missing - and he's in jail, having been busted for soliciting a prosty-tute & in possession of weed.
I do realize that some guys just can't remain faithful... but seriously?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/newlywed-busted-soliciting-sex-honeymoon-article-1.1344419
Ya truly can't make this shit up.