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ASSHOLE!

He(Obama) coulda sworn, Americans would have rattled their sabres along with him and chanted "U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!".

I know how he can get out of this, why don't he just change the color of the line. I mean you can cross a yellow line, with nothing more than a reinforced stern warning. But a red line... why that's cause for the whole school yard to gather a circle around the two parties and chant "fight fight fight fight fight".

This country is going to hell.

Ten years ago, fabricated evidence of chemical weapons was enough to get the war train moving - "It's leaving the station - don't be left behind, or you're a fifth-column, dirty hippy traitor!"

Now a towelhead actually uses them, and we can't even scare up a boxcar full of braying jingoists with war hard-ons. Whatever happened to "Power of Pride", "United We Stand", "Ignorance is Blix", "Support Our Troops", and "Liberals are Friends of Saddam"?

Where are the magnetic ribbons on our vehicles?

I have a theory that all the real men disappeared from America, to be replaced by dirty liberals. Everywhere you see opposition to healthy, patriotic war from people who ten years ago howled like bloodthirsty rabid dogs for camel-jockey scalps, in a loud metallic honking of blood-rage.

Now even the self-styled "conservatives" are just a bunch of liberals.

That gacking sound you're hearing is St. Reagan's dessicated, shrivelled corpse, dry heaving in its grave.