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Medicare needs to soften its stance on pimping penis pumps.
It's too hardon the economy.
I can see that one coming from 12 inches away.
I wouldn't do that, you'll get it in your eye. Then you would have to sue them that they didn't warn you that the penis pump could be used as a weapon.
But be sure to get a lawyer who will inflate the damages.
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http://consumerist.com/2014/01/14/health-dept-report-medicare-is-wasting-millions-of-dollars-paying-too-much-for-penis-pumps/
A new report by the inspector general for the Department of Health and Human Services [PDF] says that penis pumps cost the Medicare program $172 million between 2006 and 2011 on 474,000 claims.
So what's the big deal? After all, the Mayo Clinic says the pumps — or vacuum erection systems — are one of the few treatment options for erectile dysfunction, notes Reuters.
HHS is peeved at the cost because well, Medicare might've done better shopping for the pumps on the Internet and paying half as much money as a normal consumer would, the report says.
Government waste is a hot button issue in the U.S. capital right now while lawmakers argue over the best way to balance the budget.
“Medicare payment amounts for VES remain grossly excessive compared with the amounts that non-Medicare payers pay,” said the December 2013 report. “Medicare currently pays suppliers more than twice as much for VES as the Department of Veterans Affairs and consumers over the Internet pay for these types of devices.”
If Medicare instead had its payments cover what non-Medicare members pay, the government could've saved about $14.4 million in each of those six years, the report says.
Sounds like it's time to teach someone at Medicare how to Internet.