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Lawsuit: Toothpaste didn't get me any women
2014 Jan 17, 12:44am 1,044 views 14 comments
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2014 Jan 17, 4:27am
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2014 Jan 17, 4:27am
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
You have to stand around waving at the chicks, taking on a cell phone and brushing your teeth with your prehensile dick to get the chicks' attention with your appealing commitment to oral hygiene.
Yes and occasionally lick your eye brows with your tongue.
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2014 Jan 17, 4:56am
HydroCabron
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2014 Jan 17, 4:56am
At least he didn't expose himself in a supermarket in some weird costume with something-or-other in his behind.
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http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/free/20140115close-up-toothpast-lawsuit.html
Lawsuit: Toothpaste didn't get me any women
A man who has used Close-up toothpaste for seven years is suing the makers of the brand, saying it has not helped him attract ladies with fresh smelling breath as the ads suggest, according to video from geobeats.
Athony Olatunfe, 26, filed a lawsuit against Unilever Nigeria Limited, the owner of the product, demanding that it prove its claims with laboratory tests. In the Close-up ads, women are shown flocking to me after they brush their teeth, geobeats says.
Olatunfe says "no girl ever agreed to even go out for a tea or coffee with me, even though I’m sure they could smell my breath. I always brush my teeth with so much close up gel to make sure the girls get turned on by my fresh breath as they usually show on TV."
He submitted all of his used, half-used and unused tubes to the court as evidence. He accused the company of "cheating" and causing him "mental anguish."