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Italian man, 70, hires escort and finds it was sons girlfriend
2014 Mar 6, 10:28pm 1,170 views 14 comments
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Vicente
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2014 Mar 7, 2:05am
Italian man didn''t do the bunga bunga with her anyhow?
I'm not buying it.
curious2
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2014 Mar 7, 3:54am
The lesson of the story: if your kid gets engaged, you should immediately hire every escort in every nearby city, just to be safe. If you find a match, convey the news over the telephone.
Rin
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2014 Mar 7, 3:57am
you should immediately hire every escort in every nearby city, just to be safe
How about just doing that, anyways :-)
curious2
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2014 Mar 7, 4:02am
How about just doing that, anyways :-)
Most people with kids tend to be married, so they'll need an excuse before spending community property on hookers.
All at once?
Well, depending on how many professionals are servicing your area, you might have to pace yourself.
Dan8267
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2014 Mar 7, 6:56am
Another boomer atrocity against Gen X.
According to the story the man is either 70-years old now or at the time of the incident 4 years ago. Either way, he's a member of the Silent Generation, not the Boomer Generation.
It's a math thing.
Dan8267
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2014 Mar 7, 6:58am
The incident, which happened four years ago, only became public knowledge this month when the son sued his father for injuries sustained in the fight.
It's pretty sad when
1. Your fiance is a hooker and you don't know it.
2. Your dad tells you and instead of buying him a beer for saving you from the biggest mistake in your life, you fight with him.
3. You get your ass kicked by your 70-year-old dad.
That's enough to make one adopt an alias like SoftShell and troll people on PatNet.
Ceffer
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2014 Mar 7, 7:26am
You get your ass kicked by your 70-year-old dad.
The son should have rolled Dad with the hooker, they could have beaten him working together.
Another boomer atrocity against Gen X.
Yeah, where is jojo, he'd could write a thesis on this one.
The son should have rolled Dad with the hooker, they could have beaten him working together.
I'm thinking more like son and dad do the hooker together. Then definitely marry the girl, it will make family get togethers something to look forward to.
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http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/lifestyle/italian-man-70-hires-escort-and-finds-it-was-sons-girlfriend/story-fnixw28e-1226848050999
An elderly man decided to hire an escort
The man, from the city of Treviso, in Italy’s north, thought it would best be discreet and hired the escort from the neighbouring city of Vicenza.
When they met, he could not believe his eyes when the realised the escort was his future daughter-in-law, The Local reported, citing Italian newspaper Il Gazzettino.
His 40-year-old son’s girlfriend, who is from South America, had told the family that she was a waitress.
When they met, they decided not to seal the arrangement for the night.
But the man, 70, decided honesty was the best policy, and told his son what had happened.
The news did not go down well and the father and son fought.
The incident, which happened four years ago, only became public knowledge this month when the son sued his father for injuries sustained in the fight.
The hearing was postponed, however, after the judge failed to broker peace.