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Wow, this is white ghetto squared. The hyperthyroid, paranoid look of impending doom is quite precious.
Nothing like sending your pack of pit bulls on a baby face ripping mission into the neighborhood, then wallowing with them in an egregious orgy of sex and guns.
This is what cannibal anarchy is all about, baby face and yams coming up!
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I hope you clear your browser history before the wife comes home.
I hope you clear your browser history before the wife comes home.
Also, use a VPN.
Your ISP will develop some funny ideas on how to upsell products to you, once they get a whiff of your browsing content.
Wow, that guy has Tweeking Marty Feldman Eyes! And, just how DOES one get it on with a pit bull without getting dangly bits chomped? Especially when there are 8 pitbulls around; how did this not start a full-on pitbull riot?
As for content-based marketing, I thought it was creepy to see ads for the exact printer I looked at a month before and bought 2 weeks before, on every site I visited, sometimes from competing vendors. I wonder if Apocalypsefuck gets ads like, Ebay: Apocalypsefuck, are you still looking for skull-fucking items? Are you still looking for Gatling guns?
And, just how DOES one get it on with a pit bull without getting dangly bits chomped? Especially when there are 8 pitbulls around; how did this not start a full-on pitbull riot?
Well, you know, bestiality can go both ways.
I mean who's an expert on canine preferences, these days?
Doesn't the good CaptainSU live in Tampa?
No that was Politico, I guess his pants really were on fire, he was just trying to put them out on that dog's ass.
In his defense, he claimed four of the pit bulls held him down while the fifth had it's way with him.
The other three pit bulls ate popcorn and howled jeeers.
He said the dogs had been watching too many prison dramas and had learned to fashion shivs from bars of soap.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/05/bernard-marsonek-sex-pit-bull_n_4907515.html
Police in Tampa, Fla., were flagged down by a group of residents who were appalled by a neighbor they allegedly saw in a sex act with a pit bull in his yard.
The neighbors told the cops on Wednesday that Bernard Marsonek, 57, ignored repeated requests to stop the alleged mistreatment of the canine, TBO.com reported.
By the time officers arrived at his home, Marsonek was inside.
During a search of his home, police found a gun and ammunition, which resulted in additional charges because Marsonek had previous unidentified felony convictions, TV station WPTV reported.
Marsonek was arrested on felony charges of aggravated animal cruelty, two counts of being a felon in possession of a firearm, as well a single count of sexual activity involving animals, a misdemeanor.
He was released Wednesday on a $17,500 bond while the allegations are investigated further, MyFoxTampaBay.com reported.
Officials from Hillsborough County Animal Services took custody of eight pit bulls that were found in Marsonek's home during the initial search, MySuncoast.com reported.