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Some Thoughts On The Best Way To Die


               
2014 Mar 26, 10:23pm   7,468 views  32 comments

by ohomen171   follow (2)  

One's own death is not a pleasant subject to think about. I always tell Elena that the best way to die is to make beautiful love with someone that you care deeply for. Then you fall into a peaceful sleep where you never awaken again. Elena does not agree with me on this point.
Yesterday I was watching the new Cosmos series. They were talking about the famous British mathematician and astronomer from the 1600's Edmond Halley. Halley's comet is named after him. In his final moments of life, he drank a large glass of red wine. He then fell off into eternal sleep. Now that's another great way to leave this life!

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26   yup1   2014 Mar 28, 9:12am  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Tossing aside the M134 after the last of the 25 million rounds of belted ammo is exhausted and throwing myself with nothing but a commandeered scimitar into the barking throng of starving cannibal neonazis to fight to the last, plowing through the hoard, laughing at the howls of agony and the ring of steel bouncing off of bone!

You need more ammo.....

27   New Renter   2014 Mar 28, 9:46am  

yup1 says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Tossing aside the M134 after the last of the 25 million rounds of belted ammo is exhausted and throwing myself with nothing but a commandeered scimitar into the barking throng of starving cannibal neonazis to fight to the last, plowing through the hoard, laughing at the howls of agony and the ring of steel bouncing off of bone!

You need more ammo.....

At about $.43/rnd for 308 Winchester AFs last stand fantasy has already run up a bill of at least $11M USD.

http://www.the-armory.com/shopsite_sc/store/html/308_Ammunition.html

But I suppose you can't take it with you....

28   Heraclitusstudent   2014 Mar 28, 3:12pm  

New Renter says

At about $.43/rnd for 308 Winchester AFs last stand fantasy has already run up a bill of at least $11M USD.

And at 3000 rounds a minute, that's almost 6 days of non-stop firing.

That's a lot of neonazis cannibals.

29   HEY YOU   2014 Mar 28, 5:30pm  

Reading comments on Patnet will kill some of us. lmao

30   elliemae   2014 Mar 29, 4:10pm  

Steven Wright:

My girlfriend asked me, "If you could know when - and how - you were going to die would you want to know?"

I thought about it for a moment, then said, "No."

"Okay," she said. "Nevermind..."

31   futuresmc   2014 Mar 29, 5:25pm  

Personally, I'd prefer quick and unawares. Perhaps being blown up in a massive explosion without ever realizing I was in the slightest danger.

32   Vicente   2014 Mar 30, 1:19am  

I just want the Two Minute Warning, per George Carlin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkIqccMRTNo

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