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Ceffer
2014 May 2, 8:18am
If she was waving her bra, she was just another Real Estate agent.
Either that, or a back country Libber.
John Bailo
2014 May 2, 8:45am
Offer her a cheese sandwich and 15 minutes of your manly charms.
I wish...she gave me her husband's phone number!
John Bailo
2014 May 2, 8:45am
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Wow, pretending to buy a house is a chick scene?
Yeah, who knows, it could be the new riding on a motorcycle with a little dog on the back, or taking a kid to the movies, chick-bait.
John Bailo
2014 May 2, 9:26am
If she was waving her bra, she was just another Real Estate agent.
I was just thinking about our interaction some more.
So, I'm looking around the property next door, and my car is parked out front, and she comes running out waving her arms.
She's speaking very broken English (Korean I guessed) and starts talking about her "nail salon" home business. Because I was there to look at a house, I'm thinking she's trying to sell her house to me...but maybe she thought I had missed her address.
But maybe she was trying to sell me something else. Something they sell in "nail salons". Nudge. Wink.
And then she gives me the name of her "husband" to call and "set something up". Mmm....hmmm.
Well there is a way to find out.
Call the number she gave you. If a male answers, it's not that interesting.
If a female answers, this could lead to an entirely new story.
New Renter
2014 May 2, 12:12pm
Offer her a cheese sandwich and 15 minutes of your manly charms.
I wish...she gave me her husband's phone number!
Her "husband" could be a hirsute lesbian. Or a blow up doll. Or a donkey.
Bubbabeefcake
2014 May 2, 1:20pm
2007 is written all over it!
When FSBOs start crawling out from under the woodwork " You know the end is near"
HydroCabron
2014 May 2, 1:47pm
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Wow, pretending to buy a house is a chick scene?
Drive around waving Monopoly money babbling about looking to buy a house and chicks leap off of roofs into the path of your car.
This could be fun.
It's CASH AND FUCK YOU, America!
Dan8267
2014 May 3, 1:15am
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Buy house cash and me fuck you long time!
That's called a 30-year mortgage.
I was just out looking at a couple of homes towards the low end. One was a expansive property with a moderate 2-bedroom home, but off a roadway. Still it had a few outbuildings like a workshed, etc and went back fairly deep off the road.
I was there on my own based on some listing the realtor gave me and only for a few minutes, but as I was pulling away, a woman next door came running at me waving, and saying that she wanted to sell her home! She insisted on giving me her husband's name and number for her property which was about the same size with a bigger place and home business.
Wow...maybe the word is out...Sell!!!
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