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Governor Rick Perry Indicted


               
2014 Aug 15, 8:25pm   4,983 views  14 comments

by ohomen171   follow (2)  

My dear Facebook friends the governor of Texas, Rick Perry was just indicted for abuse of power. It will be interesting to see how the case plays out. If he were a normal suspect, he would have been arrested on Friday and held in the Travis County jail over the weekend. On Monday he would have had his bail hearing. It would have been good for Perry to spend a weekend in jail. I doubt that he saw the inside of a jail. He surrendered with his attorney and was bailed out.

If "the gov" is found guilty and the jury decides that a prison sentence is called for, I have a recommendation for a job at the Texas Department of Criminal Justice for him. He should be assigned to the death chamber and have the responsibility for taking the dead bodies of executed prisoner to the hearse for the final ride to the cemetery. After overseeing over 140 executions, he should see first-hand what it's all about.

What's that old saying? : "it couldn't happen to a nicer guy."

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1   indigenous   2014 Aug 15, 11:54pm  

Why do I give a shit?

2   Strategist   2014 Aug 16, 3:38am  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

ohomen171 says

It would have been good for Perry to spend a weekend in jail

It would save him looking for ass-fuck hookups on Craigslist.

What if he ends up liking it so much that he refuses to leave the jail?

3   Strategist   2014 Aug 16, 3:39am  

Call it Crazy says

Oh, give it a rest.... Indictments and politicians go hand in hand as a pre-requisite for public office...

They go together like peanut butter and jelly!

He could go from a Presidential hopeful to a Presidential no chance.

4   HydroCabron   2014 Aug 16, 4:41am  

This guy's a Republican, so this is just criminalizing politics.

(If he were a Democrat, the talking heads would assure us that this is an important moment, as it shows that nobody is above the law.)

5   curious2   2014 Aug 16, 6:33am  

ohomen171 says

He should be assigned to the death chamber and have the responsibility for taking the dead bodies of executed prisoner to the hearse for the final ride to the cemetery.

Within a week, he'd find opportunities to privatize the process, bringing back the electric chair and auctioning off the seared corpses as "Texas BBQ" just like it says in the Bible. Of course, the process wouldn't be entirely privatized: the State would spend millions on new BBQ-style electric chairs and supercharged hearses with keep-warm boxes (like Domino's only more expensive), all purchased at taxpayer expense from companies owned by Perry's campaign financiers.

6   HEY YOU   2014 Aug 16, 9:43am  

Indicted? Must have only been LEFTIST RADICALS on the Grand Jury.
If there was one Rep/Con/Tea juror that allowed a vote to be taken,they should be executed as a traitor to the Wingnut Party.

7   Blurtman   2014 Aug 16, 11:54pm  

The Pro-Crime party endorses the Christie-Perry ticket.

8   mmmarvel   2014 Aug 17, 12:35am  

sbh says

There are three reasons he has no chance:

1. He's a moron.

2. He's inarticulate.

3. ....uh.....um....he's.....what for it......huh....never mind.

There are three reasons why Hillary hasn't a chance:

1) She's a moron.
2) She's inarticulate.
3) What difference at this point does it make.

Actually a fourth reason is
4) She's a bi*ch.

10   indigenous   2014 Aug 18, 4:48pm  

jazz music says

Lock them up in prison for a long time. Vote in representatives that represent the people, they swear an oath to do that and doesn't translate to tinkle down on us.

Damn you are stupid.

11   HEY YOU   2014 Aug 19, 3:14am  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

ohomen171 says

It would have been good for Perry to spend a weekend in jail

It would save him looking for ass-fuck hookups on Craigslist.

If I want to be anally raped, bloodily & violently,do I search for Democrats& Republicans on Craigslist?

12   indigenous   2014 Aug 19, 3:20am  

HEY YOU says

If I want to be anally raped, bloodily & violently,do I search for Democrats& Republicans on Craigslist?

I think you would have better luck searching for the american public ... by the cronies

14   Tenpoundbass   2016 Jun 22, 12:37pm  

He should sue the Texas Democrat party for Libel and slander.

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