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Women do prefer assholes.

In other words, men should simply focus on making money and boning hoes, outside of America of course, where that stuff is illegal.

Immense hirsute lesbians prefer their men grilled rather than baked.

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Wish I'd known all that info when it was relevant to me.

Booger says

Booger says

Good luck. All women are bitches even my own wife. I did better on the looks scale though somehow with her.

The Jew and racist parts are a touch weird. Her and I just don't give a shit. We have a black living in the house, so by default we're not racist. We only whip him once a week to keep him in line (sarcasm).

Cooking is the one that triggers me as a kid from a mom that cooked the same meals (plan) 7 days a week. She cooked them fine, but it was torture. Make something else. Until I was an adult I never had tacos, pulled pork, ribs, fish, nachos, etc. Never taught me how to even cook. It sucks having parents that are shit at cooking. My dad maybe cooked 5-10 meals in my life.

On vacation he'd come back with fresh fish and tell me to cook it. Phone era, so I could search it, but I'm like why don't you cook it fucker. Some of the best fish I've grilled and it was the first time. High school years I'm going in hard on cooking with the kids. If a man can't cook, I'm not sure it's a man. MIL can't cook for shit. I won't eat her food. While a pain, egg shells in deviled eggs is gross for such a basic recipe.

Cooking is like science class in high school. You have a recipe, follow it EXACTLY - the first time. Or, get "Joy of Cooking," read it, and do what it says.
If that's too hard, watch videos. Cooking is easy if you're not a tard.

Cooking is hard for impatient people. Everything goes on HIGH and burns. Example: Bacon. Putting the bacon in a hot pan on high heat will fry it, but the fat burns and tastes terrible. Try it by putting the bacon cold, in a cold pan, on low heat. Flip it a couple of times as the fat renders out. Simple. Takes a while to do right.

WookieMan says

If a man can't cook, I'm not sure it's a man.

Not sure about that but, I'll say, cooking can be a very enjoyable thing to do. My wife hates to cook. I do most of the cooking and I only worry about if I'll like it or not. Her opinion comes last. Just saying.

As a man, I need to acquire skills earlier on so that if I become wealthier and can afford to pay people to do tasks for me, I am a competent judge of their work. One of the most important is cooking - you are what you eat. For anyone considering a LTR, this is where you, by your actions, show the woman that you can do everything that a woman can do, except bear and suckle a child. You chose her to add to your life, not fill some gaping hole left by a psycho neglectful mother.

Men aren't in general vegans, so it falls to them to push the red meat - 100% grass fed. I run out of fingers when I count the number of corporate ex-nuns as well as current nuns who sing the praises of vegetarianism, but then have to supplement with animal proteins once their body reserves of crucial nutrients have been exhausted.

stereotomy says

For anyone considering a LTR, this is where you, by your actions, show the woman that you can do everything that a woman can do, except bear and suckle a child. You chose her to add to your life,

This is a great comment.

Booger says

Or marry a girl 6-10 years younger.

Booger says

You just have to be creative. Independent Italian places are often nice and not expensive. There’s a French inspired place near me that is awesome. It’s supposed to be a neighborhood place, but it’s in a former residence and with the way they decorated, it’s charming. If you don’t do alcohol, two people including tip will be $80(there’s only 3 menu items over $30 and they include a small appetizer and bread no cost). Low end glasses of wine are $8-11 so that won’t bump up the cost much. Only rub is that for Saturdays you have to make reservations two weeks in advance. There’s a really nice beach and pier less than a mile away. So it’s very easy to have a nice first date that is romantic and affordable to any guy that is working full time. I did something similar with my wife on our first date in the same area and it worked perfectly. She was in love with me before our third date.

Texas Roadhouse isn't on the list. If she doesn't like Texas Roadhouse, we aren't compatible.

Booger says

Texas Roadhouse isn't on the list. If she doesn't like Texas Roadhouse, we aren't compatible.

What if she has a peanut allergy?

HeadSet says

Booger says

Texas Roadhouse isn't on the list. If she doesn't like Texas Roadhouse, we aren't compatible.

What if she has a peanut allergy?

Then we aren't compatible.