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Extra fees for fat people on airlines


               
2014 Sep 22, 1:51am   2,251 views  11 comments

by zzyzzx   follow (9)  

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2760993/Standing-seats-fat-tax-no-life-jackets-The-seven-predictions-future-plane-travel-look-set-reality.html

Standing seats, fat tax and no life jackets: The seven predictions for the future of plane travel that look set to become a reality

As budget airlines get more and more stingy, charging for everything from printing boarding passes to on-board snacks, plenty of 'whatever next?' quips have been made.

Previously joked about but scarcely believed travel horrors such as standing-only flights and extra fees for obese passengers may soon become a reality though, according to reports.

While flying first class is only getting more luxurious with on-board showers, nannies for children and private suites, the whole plane experience is gradually becoming a lot worse for those who can't afford to fly luxe class.

Airlines will be going to even more extreme lengths to cut costs and cram in more passengers on every flight, according to a report compiled by Breadwise.

Standing cabins

Among some of the more bizarre and worrying innovations in travellers' future are the vertical passenger seats.

The idea of the 'standing cabin' made headlines in 2010 when Ryanair CEO Michael O'Leary suggested that the airline would be introducing it, but spokespeople for the airline have since rejected the idea.

Nevertheless, the 'Skyrider' seat has been created by AvioInteriors, and aerospace engineering professor at the Universiti Putra Malaysia Fairuz Romli predicts that the 'standing cabin' will be in planes within five years.

'I'm a frequent flier and most of the times during domestic flights, it feels like the flying time is very short that the aircraft is already descending for landing before you can unfasten your seatbelt after takeoff,' he told CNN.

'Hence the big question came to my mind: in such a short duration of flight time, do we really need to sit down?'

Romli's research predicts that standing cabins could increase passenger capacity by 21 per cent, and cut the cost of a ticket by up to 44 per cent.

The 'fat tax'

With soaring fuel costs, every kilogram counts. While some airlines insist on overweight passengers purchasing an extra seat, a new pricing structure could see those over a certain weight threshold facing a surcharge.

A Norwegian economics scholar, Dr. Bharat P. Bhatta, published a paper outlining three possible ways of charging passengers for excess weight, including a per-kilo fee and charge for total weight of the passenger and their luggage combined.

No life jackets - hang on to your seat cushion instead!

By the same token, Air Canada's regional airline Jazz removed all life jackets from its aircraft in 2008, saving 25 kilograms per flight.

The airline was allowed to do this as regulations state that flotation devices rather than safety jackets may be used if the plane stays within 50 miles of shore.

Passengers are now instructed to hold on to their seat cushions in case of an emergency. Will other domestic airlines offload their life jackets too?

All-female flight crew

In yet another bizarre fuel and therefore money-saving measure, at least one airline has proposed hiring only female crew, who are on average 15-20 kilograms lighter than male flight attendants.

Indian budget airline GoAir last year announced plans to hire 2,000 new crew members over the next seven years as its expands - all female. Current male employees will be unaffected.

And they're not stopping there. 'We are reducing the weight on board our aircraft. The size of in-flight magazines has been reduced. The potable water tanks are no longer being filled to capacity as only 35% to 40% of that water is actually used. Now the water tanks are filled 60%, GoAir CEO Giorgio De Roni told The Times of India.

With huge savings predicted, it may not be long before other airlines follow suit.

Pay to pee

Like many public restrooms, coughing up to use the WC on board may soon be a reality. Serial offender of the stingiest airlines, Ryanair, is just one to announce plans to introduce coin-operated toilets.

The idea is to encourage passengers to use the bathroom before their flight,so that airlines can remove at least toilets from each plane and replace them with extra seats.

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1   Peter P   2014 Sep 22, 1:59am  

I like fat tax, slim female stewardesses, and pee-for-a-fee (2x for no. 2).

2   HydroCabron   2014 Sep 22, 1:59am  

Short flight attendants are already mandated for some aircraft by some airlines, because of the low cabin roof.

Passengers insist on paying as little as possible, so it's a race to the bottom. I sure hope they aren't economizing on maintenance and inspections, but, knowing how corporations cut corners and get cozy with government inspectors, I'll bet that's happening as well.

Baggage fees? If you insist on paying nothing for the ticket, then everything else becomes an extra - what else do people expect.

As for lard asses: they're more expensive to ship, so they should pay more. This is why astronauts work out like crazy and weigh below 170 - cost is per ounce.

Nothing complicated here.

3   Peter P   2014 Sep 22, 2:01am  

Life jackets are unnecessary for most overland flights.

4   Peter P   2014 Sep 22, 2:05am  

I don't fly Ryanair though. I have a personal seat-size requirement. There are many airlines with extra-legroom seats. Continental Europe is slow to catch on though.

Flying is usually just a small part of the overall trip cost. Hotels are not cheap either. Food is expensive too.

5   Vicente   2014 Sep 22, 2:25am  

Think farther ahead. Flying is so last century.

6   Peter P   2014 Sep 22, 2:26am  

Holodeck is so 1990's. Lucid dreaming is the future.

The matrix is coming, and I have preordered my blue pill.

7   zzyzzx   2014 Sep 22, 3:10am  

Obligatory:

8   Tenpoundbass   2014 Sep 22, 3:30am  

Absolutely no need for seat-belts. If the plane crashes you're going where ever those seats go, when those 4 tube welds go.

9   Tenpoundbass   2014 Sep 22, 3:34am  

Peter P says

and pee-for-a-fee (2x for no. 2).

Well pretty soon you'll be pissing a cup. They want to eventually remove them and replace them with more racks to hang paying meat passengers.

10   Tenpoundbass   2014 Sep 22, 3:35am  

Just think of all the money they'll REALLY save when they start cutting maintenance staff. At least the airlines will start leaving nicer looking corpses.

11   Ceffer   2014 Sep 22, 4:05am  

Fat people and tiny cannibal pygmies for flight attendants. Win-Win.

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