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Man named Wank arrested for masturbating in public
2014 Sep 30, 1:18am 1,238 views 7 comments
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HydroCabron
2014 Sep 30, 1:37am
Hey, it's Love's Truck Stop.
Did they pull that picture from his real-estate license?
Peter P
2014 Sep 30, 2:29am
Nothing special.
A guy named Madoff made-off with billions of other people's money. In a fiction, it would be considered a cliche.
Ceffer
2014 Sep 30, 3:20am
He is the last descendant of the Wank family, who for reasons unbeknownst, have become extinct.
elliemae
2014 Sep 30, 4:53am
He is the last descendant of the Wank family, who for reasons unbeknownst, have become extinct.
They manufacture handkerchiefs, but for some reason they've been found to stick together in the packaging.
Ceffer
2014 Sep 30, 5:08am
He is the last descendant of the Wank family, who for reasons unbeknownst, have become extinct.
They manufacture handkerchiefs, but for some reason they've been found to stick together in the packaging.
Ewwwww! Elliemae, you grossed me out!
Tenpoundbass
2014 Sep 30, 5:46am
Is that mascara and a spaghetti strap?
I mean he was just asking for it being out in that get up. How could he resist him self?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/man-named-Wank-busted-on-lewdness-rap-687543
A man named Calvin Wank was arrested Saturday morning at an upstate New York truck stop after several drivers reported seeing him "committing sexually lewd acts while in the parking lot,†according to police.
Seen at right, Wank is a 56-year-old resident of Deposit, a town about 35 miles from the Love's Truck Stop where he was busted around 10:15 AM. Witnesses reported that Wank was "committing sexually lewd acts while in the parking lot and field next to the truck stop.â€
State troopers responding to a suspicious person report arrested Wank for public lewdness, a misdemeanor. He is scheduled for an October 7 court appearance.