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Dan8267 says

I don't think you understand how lesbianism works. What makes a woman a lesbian having sexual desire towards other women, which by the way applies to like 99% of women whether or not they'll admit it before three drinks.

bullshit!

Dan8267 says

No liberal has EVER said that wanting to produce with someone of a particular race is racist. You're not required to lust after people of all races in order to not be a racist. It's equality under law, nut equality under my nutsack.

Who you have sex with in terms of race is a personal choice. Definitely not racist, and silly for the article to even suggest it.

FortWayne says

They are suing the sperm bank claiming that everyone around them is racist toward the child causing them hardship, but it's not them who are racist.

Wanting your child to be the same race as you is NOT racist. I'm assuming you have white kids because you as a white male wanted your kids to be white.
Are you a racist?

zzyzzx says

Thanks for the treat Zzyzzx. Now I can't concentrate.

FortWayne says

Here is the new pun courtesy of liberal deviance.

"Your mother didn't want you so much, she sued the sperm bank to give you back."

Good Pun Fort Wayne.

This is the stupidest thread ever. Right wing dim bulbs sure have to stretch like crazy to find something to pin on those damn "libruls." This one was even more of a stretch than most of the Captains. And that's really saying something.

Kinda funny really.

Even ZZYZZX sees it:

zzyzzx says

This thread is useless without hot lesbian pics:

Instead of his usual "It's all Obama's fault (which he will probably say now)."

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

If you are too IMMENSE and too HIRSUTE, you have to go back to sucking off winos in parking lots if you want sex.

Nature has taken care of this. If they reach critical immensity, they explode in a geyser of flying fat and hair. They are worse than an Ebola victim projectile vomiting and dissolving in blood and tissue goo and cannon fart diarrhea.

They have a DOD secret lab that is contemplating using critical immensity hirsute lesbians as terror devices against the terrorists.

Of course, terrorists might pick up their immense, hirsute vaginas and use them in diabolic Muslim self abuse rituals. That is a wrinkle that needs to be ironed out.

Strategist says

Dan8267 says

I don't think you understand how lesbianism works. What makes a woman a lesbian having sexual desire towards other women, which by the way applies to like 99% of women whether or not they'll admit it before three drinks.

bullshit!

OK, I'm exaggerating slightly. But in all seriousness, scientific studies have shown that heterosexual women are largely bisexual. Yes, seriously.

As anyone who's been to college knows, girls will make out with other girls to attract guys. Guys do not make out with other guys to attract girls.

More than half of women are attracted to other women

In a study carried out by Boise State University found that out of a group of 484 heterosexual women, 60 per cent were sexually attracted to other women; 45 per cent had kissed a woman and 50 per cent had fantasies about the same sex.

Elizabeth Morgan, a professor of psychology at the Idaho-based university, whose studies are focused on same-sex attractions among heterosexuals, said her findings revealed that straight women often feel more than a friendly affection for other women.

That's right. 45% of heterosexual women have kissed a woman and 50% had fantasies about the same sex. Strategist, when was the last time you, as a heterosexual male, kissed another guy or had sexual fantasies about man-on-man sex? Women are a lot more flexible when it comes to having short-term homosexual liaisons.

When polled, 95 percent of so called hetereosexual women said that giving a man a blow job was "icky, but maybe necessary" but the idea of snarfing another doll's bush was "Kinna sexy".

Draw your own conclusions.

Every issue of Cosmo magazine looks like this. Some hot girl showing her cleavage.

If a guy's magazine has a cover like this, it's a gay mag.

Even female porn is mostly about hot chicks.
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Meanwhile, this guy was in half the porn movies made for men.

Dan8267 says

As anyone who's been to college knows, girls will make out with other girls to attract guys. Guys do not make out with other guys to attract girls.

I find that surprising and hard to believe. I would have thought they would make out with other guys to arouse jealousy.

Dan8267 says

Strategist, when was the last time you, as a heterosexual male, kissed another guy or had sexual fantasies about man-on-man sex?

Let me think......Never!

Dan8267 says

Women are a lot more flexible when it comes to having short-term homosexual liaisons.

I'm still in disbelief.

Strategist says

Dan8267 says

As anyone who's been to college knows, girls will make out with other girls to attract guys. Guys do not make out with other guys to attract girls.

I find that surprising and hard to believe.

There are advantages to going to college.

Dan8267 says

Strategist says

Dan8267 says

As anyone who's been to college knows, girls will make out with other girls to attract guys. Guys do not make out with other guys to attract girls.

I find that surprising and hard to believe.

There are advantages to going to college.

I guess I missed some real education. :(

FortWayne says

Liberals always love to shout about how much they supposedly love the black people, how noble they are and how racist everyone else is. And yet here is a white lesbian (clearly liberal) couple who goes ape shit over ending up with a black baby.

So this Jesus hating deviant couple go to a sperm bank to get pregnant, because doing it with a man is just too normal and they don't like normal. And they end up with a black baby due to some mix up, and are suing the sperm bank because they wanted a white kid. Now that's some pretty good hypocrisy there.

What's interesting here, is that this odd couple got to where they did because of their deviant and poor choices in life. And yet they'll blame everyone but themselves.

Is he for real ? I'm just saying, can this really be his take away from this story ? Really?

I just can't believe it. He has to be some liberal trying to make right wingers look truly retarded, in the very not PC sense of the term, by creating this ridiculous character that makes Archie Bunker look like an intellectual.

Dan8267 says

Women are a lot more flexible when it comes to having short-term homosexual liaisons.

Mostly for reasons of vanity.

justme says

Dan8267 says

Women are a lot more flexible when it comes to having short-term homosexual liaisons.

Mostly for reasons of vanity.

They are just messed up mentally somewhere. Screws loose. Whats worse is that politician whores who are out seeking votes cater to it all. We are ruining our nation I tell you.

Something is very wrong when teachers promote homosexuality in middle school. Liberals are ruining our nation.

it was Michael Jackson's

Just wait until the child starts calling them big fat cracker ass dykes.

Dan8267 says

zzyzzx says

Islam, I think.

Hmm, if a guy has a harem of four wives-wouldn't they have a wild orgy every night??

FortWayne says

Something is very wrong when teachers promote homosexuality in middle school. Liberals are ruining our nation.

Ok, now I'm convinced that conservatives actually do drop acid. Where is that in the story? I can't find a thing in the story about being liberal either. Perhaps Ft Wayne could post the part that says that.

FortWayne says

Some things liberal/state media isn't going to talk much about, especially when their own are exposed to be hypocritical.

You do realize the story is from the Guardian don't you. As in "the worlds leading liberal voice" as per their own page. Yep, they are sure doing a great job hiding this story. Just so you know the Guardian is a brit paper.

FortWayne says

Something is very wrong when teachers promote homosexuality in middle school. Liberals are ruining our nation

There's something wrong with our media and a significant part of our population, when given all the legitimate problems we have, the biggest of which are about conflicts of interest between the people versus the corporations and the plutocrats, and what's your focus ?

Some made up nonsense about teachers promoting homosexuality in middle school. I would dare say that over 98% of teachers in middle school don't even EVER even touch the subject of homosexuality in any way. This would be especially true for gay teachers.

marcus says

There's something wrong with our media and a significant part of our population, when given all the legitimate problems we have, the biggest of which are about conflicts of interest between the people versus the corporations and the plutocrats, and what's your focus ?

Homosexuality is a legitimate problem, just like drug abuse, alcohol abuse, crime, and homelessness, etc...

As the childs parent, I would think you would have said:
"We never traveled with OUR child, without a packet of documentation.
Using "This" seems pretty cold hearted.
Your Freudian slip just gave credence to the thread thesis as to how liberals look at and classify children.

Vicente says

You never know when some harmless activity is going to result in a policeman thinking that's not your child. We never travelled with this child, without a packet of documentation.

lostand confused says

Hmm, if a guy has a harem of four wives-wouldn't they have a wild orgy every night??

I would.

FortWayne says

marcus says

There's something wrong with our media and a significant part of our population, when given all the legitimate problems we have, the biggest of which are about conflicts of interest between the people versus the corporations and the plutocrats, and what's your focus ?

Homosexuality is a legitimate problem, just like drug abuse, alcohol abuse, crime, and homelessness, etc...

Why are you so concerned about what 2 consenting adults do behind closed doors? This is what I hate about religious people...shoving what they think is right down someone else's throat. All you need is another crazy religion with opposing views, and voila, everyone killing each other in the name of their favorite God.
This is the biggest reason why I am 70% librul.

Strategist says

Why are you so concerned about what 2 consenting adults do behind closed doors? This is what I hate about religious people...shoving what they think is right down someone else's throat. All you need is another crazy religion with opposing views, and voila, everyone killing each other in the name of their favorite God.

This is the biggest reason why I am 70% librul.

Because they don't do it just behind closed doors, they talk about it in the media, they promote their lifestyle in the media. They have their gay pride parades. And that affects children, who copy everything they see.

I wouldn't care if they didn't try to shove their gay crap onto everyone every time they run a parade or every time there is an election.

SoftShell says

As the childs parent, I would think you would have said:

"We never traveled with OUR child, without a packet of documentation.

Using "This" seems pretty cold hearted.

Your Freudian slip just gave credence to the thread thesis as to how liberals look at and classify children.

I am being factual. We have other children. The one who is not biologically ours and doesn't look like us, is treated differently by society. Nobody ever sidled up and said about the son who could be my clone "hey, what country is he from?" or "how much did he cost?" or "he's so lucky!" or "hey our neighbors adopted a kid from Guatemala, what's his story?" or "Foster care eh? Was it drugs or abuse?". Never at an airport or any other official encounter have I been asked to explain my legal relationship to a bio-kid.

People in the foster/adopted community particularly those who do transracial, see a lot of things you don't. It takes some extra determination and patience some days.

lostand confused says

Hmm, if a guy has a harem of four wives-wouldn't they have a wild orgy every night??

Clearly you are unfamiliar with female biology in close quarters. Two or more women living together, will synchronize their cycles. Retreat to the man-cave for at least a week.

FortWayne says

Strategist says

Why are you so concerned about what 2 consenting adults do behind closed doors? This is what I hate about religious people...shoving what they think is right down someone else's throat. All you need is another crazy religion with opposing views, and voila, everyone killing each other in the name of their favorite God.

This is the biggest reason why I am 70% librul.

Because they don't do it just behind closed doors, they talk about it in the media, they promote their lifestyle in the media. They have their gay pride parades. And that affects children, who copy everything they see.

I wouldn't care if they didn't try to shove their gay crap onto everyone every time they run a parade or every time there is an election.

Isn't that exactly what Christians do....shove their crap onto everyone else? I have never met a gay who tried to make me gay, but I do meet Christians trying to make me a God fearing Christian.
I do get grossed out by gay men smooching, but I don't remember the last time I saw it. But making it sound like "Gay" is some kind of a disease is just silly.
Live and let live.

Vicente says

lostand confused says

Hmm, if a guy has a harem of four wives-wouldn't they have a wild orgy every night??

Clearly you are unfamiliar with female biology in close quarters. Two or more women living together, will synchronize their cycles. Retreat to the man-cave for at least a week.

I heard about women living together will have their cycles synchronized, but I think that theory was scientifically disproven.

FortWayne says

justme says

Dan8267 says

Women are a lot more flexible when it comes to having short-term homosexual liaisons.

Mostly for reasons of vanity.

They are just messed up mentally somewhere. Screws loose.

Leave it to Fort Wayne to soil a beautiful thing.

Strategist says

I think that theory was scientifically disproven.

Would that even matter to you? Since when do conservatives give a rat's ass about scientific facts? Climate change much?

Dan8267 says

Strategist says

I think that theory was scientifically disproven.

Would that even matter to you? Since when do conservatives give a rat's ass about scientific facts? Climate change much?

Yeah, can you believe it? Those libruls don't even know the earth is 6,000 years old. Who taught them to count?
What climate change? It's the same as yesterday.

Give me a break. They paid for a service and the sperm bank screwed up. It is the sperm bank's job to be VERY careful about these things, as there's kind of a no-return policy on the product in question. The couple has every right to be pissed at the apparent sloth that exists at that sperm bank. That doesn't mean that they love the baby they do have any less.

turtledove says

The couple has every right to be pissed at the apparent sloth that exists at that sperm bank.

I think the couple is more pissed off that they didn't get the genes they wanted. Women are very picky when they go to a sperm bank. It's not an altruistic en-devour. They are literally shopping for genes.

Basically, they want a hunk with a high IQ, great immune system, longevity, has blue eyes and blonde hair, and someone who is rich,
1. So that the child can get some inheritance, financial help when he's an adult.
2. Because of the belief that how well a person does financially is partly determined by genetics.

Certainly, any woman going to a sperm bank cares very much about the genes of the biological father, and that includes traits regarding appearance.

Danish sperm now makes up a third of the total used in the UK

For many, the Danes' handsome blue-eyed, blonde looks and 'dependable natures' are just as attractive.

'The blonde hair and the blue eyes appeal,' laughs one mother who conceived with the help of a Danish clinic. 'The cheekbones as well I think!'

Meanwhile no one wants a ginger kid

Sperm bank can’t find takers for red-haired genes

http://www.KVN_0qvuhhw

In any case, sperm donation is purely gene consumerism with all the biases that come with it. If that sounds despicable, just remember that people do the exact same gene shopping when they decide who they are going to fuck and not, and when they use contraception or not.

Bias for physical traits is 99% of sexual behavior in human beings whether it's done through traditional monogamy or sperm donation or even artificially constructed genomes. Every person wants his or her kids to have an advantage over -- a nice way of saying dominating over -- other people's kids. Would be parents don't want any kind of equality. They want superiority. Sperm banks just make this easier to obtain than competing for a genetically superior mate.

There is nothing noble about parenthood. Not its goals. Not its practices. Not even its intentions.

turtledove says

The couple has every right to be pissed at the apparent sloth that exists at that sperm bank. That doesn't mean that they love the baby they do have any less.

No of course not but if "Sensitivity Issues" are shoved down the white male's throats and what it and isn't appropriate can change by the tweet. Then you better damn well believe that is very inappropriate for a Lesbian couple to bitch about the race of their lab baby. Otherwise it would seem like we're all on this crazy thrill ride of perversion at Whitties expense!

turtledove says

Give me a break. They paid for a service and the sperm bank screwed up. It is the sperm bank's job to be VERY careful about these things, as there's kind of a no-return policy on the product in question. The couple has every right to be pissed at the apparent sloth that exists at that sperm bank. That doesn't mean that they love the baby they do have any less.

The sperm bank has caused unforgivably permanent damage, due to sheer negligence.
The mother will love the child, but they must be held liable. That kid is probably the worlds luckiest kid. Gets to be born, and now might get his college all paid for.

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turtledove says

Give me a break.

Well, one of them is pissed.....

Dan8267 says

I think the couple is more pissed off that they didn't get the genes they wanted.

Dan8267 says

In any case, sperm donation is purely gene consumerism with all the biases that come with it. If that sounds despicable, just remember that people do the exact same gene shopping when they decide who they are going to fuck and not, and when they use contraception or not.

Why would that even sound despicable to anyone. Having likes and dislikes is one of the driving forces of evolution.