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Peter P says

Animals are not above humans.

Animals are above some humans.

Anyone who eats veal is a twisted freak.

I love Veal Chop Milanese.

And suckling pigs too.

sbh says

how about new testing standards for EVOO!

A virginity test for olives?

I only like port from Porto.

”I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled ...”

Leave my veal alone!

Ducks are exepensive as fuckall.

They used to come with the Liver, but I haven't seen so much as a giblet in as long as the foie gras ban has been in effect.

Eat the rich.

Anyway, this whole foie gras ban illustrates that state "right" can be a bad thing. The effort to restrict abortion is another example. Wingnuts come from both side of the spectrum.

Blurtman says

Eat the rich.

I do like Oyster Rockefeller, a rather rich dish. It should be made with cress and herbs, not spinach. Cream, but not cheese.

But I only eat Kusshi and Skookum oysters.

Force feeding any living thing just so you can gnaw on it's liver is pretty fucked up...

Strategist says

Peter P says

Animals are not above humans.

Animals are above some humans.

SoftShell says

Force feeding any living thing just so you can gnaw on it's liver is pretty fucked up...

But I don't give a fuck. Sucks to be a duck.

You can order it in San Francisco by saying "Goose Me!", but be sure you use the correct tonality.

Ceffer says

You can order it in San Francisco by saying "Goose Me!", but be sure you use the correct tonality.

I love you! (I hope you are grasping the "correct" tonality.)

sbh says

Peter P says

But I only eat Kusshi and Skookum oysters.

You don't like Kumies?

Kumamoto? It's okay. But I prefer something more subtle and cucumber-y. Just a hint of the ocean.

Cigars from Cuba, free cell phones, now foul liver!

Hope and Change is happening!

Both cigars and oysters have a sexy connotation. :-)

This is how they should sell oysters and cigars:

Oyster: an aphrodisiac that tastes like sex.

Offer her a cigar: a polite way to ask for something else.