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Scientists Can Now Give Rats Boners At The Flip Of A Switch


               
2015 May 19, 6:49am   647 views  3 comments

by zzyzzx   follow (9)  

http://www.brobible.com/life/article/rat-erections-flip-switch-optogenetics/

Look at that rat up there, just chilling. Being a rat. Little does he know that, if scientists wanted to, they could give him a boner right away just by flipping a switch. Why? Because scientists are some fucked up people, that’s why. Also, because research I guess?I don’t really know. But a researcher in Switzerland thinks he can cure erectile dysfunction just by shining a light on your pee pee, because that’s what he did to rats and, almost instantly, it was Boner Jamz 3000.

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1   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2015 May 19, 9:35am  

The boner can instantly be rectified by showing a video of Rachel Maddow snacking on Hillary Clintons clam.

2   Dan8267   2015 May 19, 9:48am  

zzyzzx says

Scientists Can Now Give Rats Boners At The Flip Of A Switch

CIC has been doing this for years.

3   anonymous   2015 May 19, 10:37am  

Science is finally catching up with what most any average or better female has been able to do since the advent of our species

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