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Well, it was the Romans who actually nailed Jesus up, but pretty funny anyway.

"The more I see of these Yankee girls the more thoroughly I am convinced of their inferiority in every respect to our Virginia ladies, in beauty especially. " J.E.B. Stuart, at West Point.

Al_Sharpton_for_President says

"The more I see of these Yankee girls the more thoroughly I am convinced of their inferiority in every respect to our Virginia ladies, in beauty especially. " J.E.B. Stuart, at West Point.

I would agree that Southern girls in general are better spousal prospects than either Western or Northeastern. Midwestern might be halfway inbetween.

Ceffer says

Midwestern might be halfway inbetween.

Midwestern girls know how to cook, though.

chirp!

AmericanKulak says

My wife and I walked by a Mountain View restaurant called "Asian Box" and I laughed. She didn't know why.

https://www.asianbox.com/location/mountain-view/

Maybe the owners don't even know. The Palo Alto airport was offering free Cessna demo flights a while ago, and people had to give their names to get put on the list. One Chinese kid was named Johnson Wang. The poor guy writing down the name could barely keep a straight face. And the poor kid. He will figure it out though.

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Al_Sharpton_for_President says

Man, there were always ugly chicks. The last one on the right probably hinted at their best quality - open wide.

The Pic Above was AI generated. Chicks 1,3,4 are too close in appearance. If you look at the hand of the third one, the fingers look bad. Most telling tho, is the Pom-Pom above #4's head. Who is holding it up?

rocketjoe79 says

The Pic Above was AI generated. Chicks 1,3,4 are too close in appearance. If you look at the hand of the third one, the fingers look bad. Most telling tho, is the Pom-Pom above #4's head. Who is holding it up?

And teeth. No incisors.

This may be my favorite thread.

HeadSet says

rocketjoe79 says

The Pic Above was AI generated. Chicks 1,3,4 are too close in appearance. If you look at the hand of the third one, the fingers look bad. Most telling tho, is the Pom-Pom above #4's head. Who is holding it up?

And teeth. No incisors.

OK. You conclusively convinced me - it's an AI fake. I guess they sort of fixed the hands thing, but the teeth is a dead giveaway, especially among multiple individuals. Even orthodontists shy away from canine extraction even in all but the most extreme circumstances, but the AI wouldn't know that, would it?

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Midwestern girls know how to cook, though.

As long as they stick to Lutefisk and Bundtcakes.

Otherwise you end up with Tomato Cake (aka Hardtack with a thin coating of tomato) aka Chicago "Pizza"

They really are killer with butter and baked goods.

I gotta find myself an Amish chick.

Patrick says

Asian Box

I hear their takeaway pints are very hard to get open.

I remember my first time: Wow, perfectly straight pubes. I miss pre-internet days, when there were still surprises like that.

stereotomy says

Even orthodontists shy away from canine extraction even in all but the most extreme circumstances, but the AI wouldn't know that, would it?

True, AI would not know because AI never gets BJs.

AmericanKulak says

I gotta find myself an Amish chick.

Woopie pies alone are worth marrying her.

AmericanKulak says

As long as they stick to Lutefisk and Bundtcakes.

That sounds more Minnesota than Nebraska. The Nebraska girls were great at all around cuisine, from potato casseroles to Italian dishes and especially steaks. A good meatloaf and mashed potatoes seems to be a lost art elsewhere.

stereotomy says

Even orthodontists shy away from canine extraction

There used to be a trend in the olden days to file down the incisors and cuspids to give that flat look to the teeth. My mother had it done.

My friend who was a dentist and worked for a year in Northern Canada said that Russian men would come in to have their wive's front teeth extracted altogether for better suction during oral sex. I found that one a bit brutish to believe, but maybe the men didn't want biting during forced sex either. Basically prison shit, because prisoners will also knock out teeth of their nellies to prevent biting during rapes.

stereotomy says

but the AI wouldn't know that, would it?

Not yet.

Lol! Deport him back to Kenya. No, that was a CIA head fake. Deport him back to Indonesia or HMMMM Deport him back to Hitler his grandfather's last home in South America. I'm confused.


https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/161837

Canada isn't a country, it is a colony of the WEF with an appointed KommieKunt viceroy.

Looks like Trump may at least have Alberta in the bag. The rest of urban Kommie Kanada will just wither on the vine.

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/161866

Yes.