National Political Incorrectness Day

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2015 Sep 19, 9:40am   288,367 views  3,514 comments

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How about a national day where everyone is encouraged to say politically incorrect things?

What would you say? You don't have to actually believe what you say, it just has to be provoctive.

"Barefoot and pregnant is the way I like 'em."

"Good lord you are FAT!"

"I have a lawnmower. His name is Jose."

"Speak English"

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1   Tenpoundbass   2015 Sep 19, 9:44am  

We already have one it's called "Christmas"...

2   Blurtman   2015 Sep 19, 10:15am  

Oprah is fat!
You're a man in drag.
Hola Indio.

3   epitaph   2015 Sep 19, 11:57am  

His name is Bruce Jenner.

4   resistance   2015 Sep 19, 12:55pm  

but seriously, that kid's teacher was an idiot. everyone knows that muslim suicide bombers don't use clocks...

5   Dan8267   2015 Sep 19, 1:11pm  

National Political Incorrectness Day

should be every day.

There should be a free speech zone called America.

6   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2015 Sep 19, 6:14pm  

Get your bitchass in the kitchen and make me pie!

7   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2015 Sep 19, 6:15pm  

You look like a linebacker wearing a wig!

8   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2015 Sep 19, 6:15pm  

Realtor face for dinner!

9   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2015 Sep 19, 6:15pm  

I tried to think of a black stereotype, but honestly I love fried chicken and watermelon and I'm not black.

10   Patrick   2015 Sep 19, 6:49pm  

what's not to like? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

11   lostand confused   2015 Sep 19, 7:35pm  

Isn't taking photographs blasphemy?

12   Tenpoundbass   2015 Sep 19, 8:41pm  

dodgerfanjohn says

I tried to think of a black stereotype, but honestly I love fried chicken and watermelon and I'm not black.

I've never heard a White guy racist or otherwise, make a racial slur about Chicken and Watermelon. Unless they were just being intentionally cliche cheeky.
When I was kid and my Mom would take us to Jax beach in the summer. She always fried up chicken and was stopped along the way buy a Watermelon from the roadside Watermelon man. I never considered Chicken and Watermelon mutually exclusive to Black people. OK we got the Watermelon from the black guy, is that what the fuss is about?

I don't like to admit it, but Purple would have been a popular color with Caucasians if black people didn't didn't look so damned good in it. But had it been the other way around and whites ended up with the black color scheme coordination. Then most white neighborhoods would have New Purple houses with money green picket fences, then Black people would drive by laughing at our taste.

Football and Basketball was invented for mediocre white guys to impress chicks. Look at those early teams it was the most fare and handsome lot of the male population.
Because the school administration realized then that they would draw the most Spectators with the most popular students in the school. Also the female population could enjoy the sports even if they didn't follow the game. Then blacks had to come along and make it about athletic skills and redefined "Records".

13   HEY YOU   2015 Sep 19, 10:58pm  

That dress/pants has noting to do with your butt being big.

14   Ceffer   2015 Sep 19, 11:31pm  

That implies that we would have to be politically correct the rest of the year, and wait for a single day again next year to vent. Fuck that.

15   lostand confused   2015 Sep 20, 12:42pm  

You are not curvy and beautiful-you feminazi freak!

16   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2015 Sep 20, 2:42pm  

Now that's impressive...her rolls have rolls.

17   HydroCabron   2015 Sep 20, 2:49pm  

ALL of those killed on 9/11 died in vain. Same goes for those who served in Vietnam, Iraq I & II, and Afghanistan.

18   HydroCabron   2015 Sep 20, 3:09pm  

I almost forgot: labor unions are awesome! I love them!

I credit my atheist upbringing for most of my successes in life. If I had been distracted by superstitious tales of capricious invsible beings who loved me and would watch over me, I never would have worked and made the hard choices necessary to pull myself through the tough times.

19   Ceffer   2015 Sep 20, 11:05pm  

Why do I think that asking Patneters to post something politically incorrect is both redundant and unnecessary?

28   John Bailo   2015 Sep 22, 11:58am  

How about a national day where everyone is encouraged to say politically incorrect things?

That would be Friday, January 20th, 2017.

Inauguration Day for President Trump.

29   NuttBoxer   2015 Sep 22, 12:00pm  

Who wants to play some Smear the Queer!!

Obama is a house nigger

George W is a redneck inbred, white trash hick

Can you fix me a sandwich on your way out?

Last one, let's rename it the:
Race baiting, race card pulling, self mutilating but wanna call it a gender, killing/beating/extorting but wanna call it policing, fudge packing but wanna call it a race, male bashing feminist, propogandizing but wanna call it education, party pooping PC, illegal US hating/but want federal handout, catholic pedophiling, gun control, but I got a 50 foot wall and bodyguard with guns bitches need to shut the fuck up day!

30   zzyzzx   2015 Sep 22, 5:46pm  

I refuse to call bums, wino's, and derelicts homeless! You should too.

31   zzyzzx   2015 Sep 22, 5:48pm  

It should be perfectly legal to kill anyone in the US who is an illegal alien.

32   zzyzzx   2015 Sep 22, 5:52pm  

Obligatory woman driver comment.

33   anonymous   2015 Sep 22, 5:55pm  

All I want is to live in a good neighborhood (mostly white, definitely no blacks) in a "good" school district (mostly white, definitely no blacks)

34   MisdemeanorRebel   2015 Sep 22, 6:20pm  

The current wave of refugees is more young and male with less women than the US Marine Corps.

35   Patrick   2015 Sep 24, 8:30am  

a pakistani friend (a "paki" to be super-politically incorrect) once told me two common sayings in pakistan:

* when someone says america, you respond "dollar dollar pussy pussy". because that's what they think of when they think of america.
* "a good wife should spend all day in front of stove and all night in front of dick"

they do not seem constrained in pakistan by notions of political correctness.

36   Ceffer   2015 Sep 24, 11:34am  

Don't worry your pretty little head about it, now run go fetch me that coffee.

37   Ceffer   2015 Sep 24, 11:36am  

I bought two watermelons at the store. As I was juggling them trying to open my car door, a black man offered to help. I told him "no" because I knew he just wanted to steal one.

38   Tenpoundbass   2015 Sep 24, 2:25pm  

"Kill Whitie!"

Well no wait a minute... that's actually pretty mainstream light hearted banter these days.

39   Tenpoundbass   2015 Sep 24, 2:28pm  

Women can't run fast because they have a wider pelvis for rearing children.
That's some classic Science right there.

40   Y   2015 Sep 24, 3:41pm  

Zimmerman is innocent.

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