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Get your bitchass in the kitchen and make me pie!

You look like a linebacker wearing a wig!

Realtor face for dinner!

I tried to think of a black stereotype, but honestly I love fried chicken and watermelon and I'm not black.

what's not to like? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Isn't taking photographs blasphemy?

dodgerfanjohn says

I tried to think of a black stereotype, but honestly I love fried chicken and watermelon and I'm not black.

I've never heard a White guy racist or otherwise, make a racial slur about Chicken and Watermelon. Unless they were just being intentionally cliche cheeky.
When I was kid and my Mom would take us to Jax beach in the summer. She always fried up chicken and was stopped along the way buy a Watermelon from the roadside Watermelon man. I never considered Chicken and Watermelon mutually exclusive to Black people. OK we got the Watermelon from the black guy, is that what the fuss is about?

I don't like to admit it, but Purple would have been a popular color with Caucasians if black people didn't didn't look so damned good in it. But had it been the other way around and whites ended up with the black color scheme coordination. Then most white neighborhoods would have New Purple houses with money green picket fences, then Black people would drive by laughing at our taste.

Football and Basketball was invented for mediocre white guys to impress chicks. Look at those early teams it was the most fare and handsome lot of the male population.
Because the school administration realized then that they would draw the most Spectators with the most popular students in the school. Also the female population could enjoy the sports even if they didn't follow the game. Then blacks had to come along and make it about athletic skills and redefined "Records".

That dress/pants has noting to do with your butt being big.

That implies that we would have to be politically correct the rest of the year, and wait for a single day again next year to vent. Fuck that.

You are not curvy and beautiful-you feminazi freak!

Now that's impressive...her rolls have rolls.

ALL of those killed on 9/11 died in vain. Same goes for those who served in Vietnam, Iraq I & II, and Afghanistan.

I almost forgot: labor unions are awesome! I love them!

I credit my atheist upbringing for most of my successes in life. If I had been distracted by superstitious tales of capricious invsible beings who loved me and would watch over me, I never would have worked and made the hard choices necessary to pull myself through the tough times.

Why do I think that asking Patneters to post something politically incorrect is both redundant and unnecessary?

How about a national day where everyone is encouraged to say politically incorrect things?

That would be Friday, January 20th, 2017.

Inauguration Day for President Trump.

Who wants to play some Smear the Queer!!

Obama is a house nigger

George W is a redneck inbred, white trash hick

Can you fix me a sandwich on your way out?

Last one, let's rename it the:
Race baiting, race card pulling, self mutilating but wanna call it a gender, killing/beating/extorting but wanna call it policing, fudge packing but wanna call it a race, male bashing feminist, propogandizing but wanna call it education, party pooping PC, illegal US hating/but want federal handout, catholic pedophiling, gun control, but I got a 50 foot wall and bodyguard with guns bitches need to shut the fuck up day!

I refuse to call bums, wino's, and derelicts homeless! You should too.

It should be perfectly legal to kill anyone in the US who is an illegal alien.

Obligatory woman driver comment.

All I want is to live in a good neighborhood (mostly white, definitely no blacks) in a "good" school district (mostly white, definitely no blacks)

The current wave of refugees is more young and male with less women than the US Marine Corps.

a pakistani friend (a "paki" to be super-politically incorrect) once told me two common sayings in pakistan:

* when someone says america, you respond "dollar dollar pussy pussy". because that's what they think of when they think of america.
* "a good wife should spend all day in front of stove and all night in front of dick"

they do not seem constrained in pakistan by notions of political correctness.

Don't worry your pretty little head about it, now run go fetch me that coffee.

I bought two watermelons at the store. As I was juggling them trying to open my car door, a black man offered to help. I told him "no" because I knew he just wanted to steal one.

"Kill Whitie!"

Well no wait a minute... that's actually pretty mainstream light hearted banter these days.

Women can't run fast because they have a wider pelvis for rearing children.
That's some classic Science right there.

Zimmerman is innocent.

Ceffer says

I bought two watermelons at the store. As I was juggling them trying to open my car door, a black man offered to help. I told him "no" because I knew he just wanted to steal one

If Marcus didn't have you on ignore, he'd have disliked your posting.

Why do women wear perfume and make up? Because they are ugly and they stink!

Why do women fake it?

THEY THINK WE CARE!

How about a national day where everyone is encouraged to say politically incorrect things?

Can you make that a month?

I've got dozens of midget jokes. They're all short and funny.