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New Renter
2015 Sep 29, 12:44pm
What I don't understand is why she put herself in a position to become pregnant. Its not like birth control is hard to get in England:
http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/contraception-guide/Pages/contraception.aspx
Was she trying to trap the kid as a husband or something?
You're back! Missed you!
Thanks :)
zzyzzx
2015 Sep 29, 5:22pm
A schoolboy seduced by a disgraced teaching assistant twice his age revealed last night that they had sex 50 times
Lucky bastard!
Patrick
2015 Sep 29, 5:36pm
despite admitting two counts of sexual activity with a child
a child? wrong term for the guy.
left him ‘scarred for life’
yup, he's going to be whacking off to memories of her for decades.
yup, he's going to be whacking off to memories of her for decades
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That will be a felony once he turns 18
What would we do without the for profit lawyers
turtledove
2015 Sep 29, 5:54pm
Okay, but I've got to say, there is something seriously wrong with women who go after 15-year-old boys. Fifteen year old boys don't even look like men. They certainly don't act like men. What woman seriously wants a pimply, skinny, video-game playing, insecure kiddo who just wants a mommie he can have sex with? Not that I'm advocating guys having relationships with underage girls, but at least those girls resemble women! They are mature enough to act like women (if you squint your eyes). Boys at 15 and girls at 15 are just not the same creatures. The girls are much more grown-up looking than the guys at the same age. To compare applies to apples, a grown woman going after a 15-year-old boy is more like a guy going after a 12-year-old girl. Just hitting puberty... You can sort of see the woman, but not quite. It's just weird!
Patrick
2015 Sep 29, 6:00pm
Fifteen year old boys don't even look like men
that varies a tremendous amount. i knew guys at 15 who definitely needed to shave and were very muscular. could easily pass for 21.
justme
2015 Sep 29, 6:08pm
The problem is exactly what NewRenter said: Berriman is simply using that poor boy and by getting pregnant she is grooming him to be her lifetime slave and provider-object. Berriman is unable to have a normal relationship with men her own age, and that is why she is preying on a 15 year old boy. She should be in jail for 20 years.
zzyzzx
2015 Sep 29, 6:18pm
Berriman is simply using that poor boy and by getting pregnant she is grooming him to be her lifetime slave and provider-object.
At this point what makes you think he is ever going to get a job?
Strategist
2015 Sep 29, 6:47pm
Okay, but I've got to say, there is something seriously wrong with women who go after 15-year-old boys. Fifteen year old boys don't even look like men. They certainly don't act like men. What woman seriously wants a pimply, skinny, video-game playing, insecure kiddo who just wants a mommie he can have sex with?
It's possible some women like 2 second sex, 7 times a day.
Strategist
2015 Sep 29, 7:04pm
Scar me, please scar me - I'm ready willing and able to be scarred by her. Scar me, I beg you.
There there Marvel, just take a deep breath, everything will be fine. I promise you.
Patrick
2015 Sep 29, 8:02pm
by getting pregnant
it sounds like she just told him that, but did not actually get pregnant. god knows why she would say it though. probably just manipulate him.
elliemae says:"She's obviously a pretty good tutor; he was able to both verbalize their relationship in relevant terms and count to 50."
Fell out of my chair.
New Renter
2015 Sep 29, 9:56pm
Fifteen year old boys don't even look like men.
It's possible some women like 2 second sex, 7 times a day.
There you go, 15 year old boys "recharge" a heck of a lot quicker than 30 year old men.
There are things on Amazon for the ladies that recharge even faster. Just put in a few new D cells and you're good to go!
Or so the reviews promise.
No chance of pregnancy either. Unless it's Jesus in there. If that case you've hit the paternity jackpot!
by getting pregnant
it sounds like she just told him that, but did not actually get pregnant. god knows why she would say it though. probably just manipulate him.
Its possible she was but it didn't work out. It happens.
Or she's just batshit crazy. That happens too.
Strategist
2015 Sep 30, 6:25am
There you go, 15 year old boys "recharge" a heck of a lot quicker than 30 year old men.
There are things on Amazon for the ladies that recharge even faster. Just put in a few new D cells and you're good to go!
Or so the reviews promise.
There is no substitute for the real thing. If they ever come up with a perfect substitute, humans would stop reproducing.
No chance of pregnancy either. Unless it's Jesus in there. If that case you've hit the paternity jackpot!
Jesus was an unemployed party animal. Good luck collecting.
whacking off will be a felony?
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Its illegal to fantasize about a minor to become aroused. So id be careful of using a memory from your 15 year old self for self pleasuring
New Renter
2015 Sep 30, 7:37am
No chance of pregnancy either. Unless it's Jesus in there. If that case you've hit the paternity jackpot!
Jesus was an unemployed party animal. Good luck collecting.
Jesus ain't the daddy. He's the kid.
In this case the baby daddy would be Yahweh. Or Zeus. Yes it would take one hell of a lawyer to win but the child support from the creator of the heavens and earth would be worth it.
True Yahweh wasn't so generous to his last bastard. Literally hung him out to dry. But modern England has better paternity lawyers than ancient Isreal. It's just a matter of finding the mother of all process servers.
Vicente
2015 Oct 1, 11:07am
Let's see, 50 "encounters" at age 15..... I estimate they hooked up about 10 times.
Strategist
2015 Oct 1, 11:31am
Jesus ain't the daddy. He's the kid.
In this case the baby daddy would be Yahweh. Or Zeus. Yes it would take one hell of a lawyer to win but the child support from the creator of the heavens and earth would be worth it.
True Yahweh wasn't so generous to his last bastard. Literally hung him out to dry. But modern England has better paternity lawyers than ancient Isreal. It's just a matter of finding the mother of all process servers.
Not a kid I would want....
Never went to school.
Unemployed
Party animal
Drinks too much
Sells bottled water, claiming it's wine.
Practices medicine without a license
Always in trouble with the law.
Gang leader
Threatens to torture if you don't join his gang
New Renter
2015 Oct 1, 5:16pm
Jesus ain't the daddy. He's the kid.
In this case the baby daddy would be Yahweh. Or Zeus. Yes it would take one hell of a lawyer to win but the child support from the creator of the heavens and earth would be worth it.
True Yahweh wasn't so generous to his last bastard. Literally hung him out to dry. But modern England has better paternity lawyers than ancient Isreal. It's just a matter of finding the mother of all process servers.
Not a kid I would want....
Never went to school.
Unemployed
Party animal
Drinks too much
Sells bottled water, claiming it's wine.
Practices medicine without a license
Always in trouble with the law.
Gang leader
Threatens to torture if you don't join his gang
You forgot founding one of the richest and most powerful businesses the world has ever seen.
http://www.ourcatholicfaith.org/thechurch.html
$170B in annual spending in the US alone (where Catholics are a MINORITY religion):
http://www.economist.com/blogs/newsbook/2012/08/catholic-church-america
Not bad for an uneducated, unemployed partying, alcoholic, water shilling, quack, outlaw gang leader who promises eternal torture unless you pay up.
Zuckerberg's got nothing on this guy!
Strategist
2015 Oct 1, 7:07pm
You forgot founding one of the richest and most powerful businesses the world has ever seen.
http://www.ourcatholicfaith.org/thechurch.html
$170B in annual spending in the US alone (where Catholics are a MINORITY religion):
http://www.economist.com/blogs/newsbook/2012/08/catholic-church-america
Not bad for an uneducated, unemployed partying, alcoholic, water shilling, quack, outlaw gang leader who promises eternal torture unless you pay up.
Zuckerberg's got nothing on this guy!
I just changed my mind. I do want a kid like that. Hey, that would make me God, won't it?
Tenpoundbass
2015 Oct 1, 7:25pm
If I told my dad I banged a hot teacher, he would have poured me a shot asked ME for a Cigarette.
Lucky for teachers when I went to school were classy if they were hot. Weren't many braless Lesbian teachers in my town. So Either they were old and taught everyone in town at one point, or were smoking hot. There was no in between. But they were way to classy to have a fling with a Student.
Though I do recall an English teacher, who Ironically we all thought was Gay, because he was a tad effeminate, dated a Senior and announced like a week before her graduation that they were getting married and moving away. For some reason that never made the news, or drove the community fist throwing mad. They just figured if the chick, the Teacher, and her folks were cool with the arrangement, then who were we to judge.
Strategist
2015 Oct 1, 7:32pm
If I told my dad I banged a hot teacher, he would have poured me a shot asked ME for a Cigarette.
If I told my dad that, he would say..."You finally aced a subject"
And then punish me. :(
Tenpoundbass
2015 Oct 1, 7:42pm
And then punish me. :(
I was lucky my Dad never punished me.
He'd just give me a good swift hand up side the head, when he saw fit.
I didn't always see fit, let me tell ya. But he... he knew when it was time.
New Renter
2015 Oct 1, 7:52pm
I just changed my mind. I do want a kid like that. Hey, that would make me God, won't it?
Joseph.
Not sure how that worked out for him but if your Jesus dies childless like the last one you'd stand to inherent his goodies.
speaking of December/February romances we had a football coach/math teacher who went through THREE students-turned-wives. When one got to old for him he'd find a hot teen student and divorce his 20 something old crone of a wife. How he stayed out of jail I don't know. A friend of mine ran into "coach" a few years ago. "Coach" was not teaching anymore, bitter at having gotten too old for the teens and getting crushed with alimony. Awww, poor baby.
Strategist
2015 Oct 1, 8:01pm
I just changed my mind. I do want a kid like that. Hey, that would make me God, won't it?
Joseph.
Not sure how that worked out for him but if your Jesus dies childless like the last one you'd stand to inherent his goodies.
You are forgetting something. The dude came back to life after 3 days. Does the brat have a right to claim back MY inheritance?
As there is no precedence, it's an eternal heaven for Jewish lawyers.
Patrick
2015 Oct 1, 8:03pm
bad for an uneducated, unemployed partying, alcoholic, water shilling, quack, outlaw gang leader who promises eternal torture unless you pay up.
jeezus rocks!
Strategist
2015 Oct 1, 8:12pm
And then punish me. :(
I was lucky my Dad never punished me.
He'd just give me a good swift hand up side the head, when he saw fit.
I didn't always see fit, let me tell ya. But he... he knew when it was time.
I was always getting punished. Parents teachers coaches and relatives.
Honestly, I was a trouble maker. But then, I turned out OK. No drugs, no crime, no pregnant girls, and finally, I took to education and got hooked. Married a true trophy wife, and still married after after 25+ years. My only crime...3 speeding tickets, and 2 parking tickets lifetime.
My dream....rob a major bank for $10 million, and getting away with it. :)
Patrick
2015 Oct 1, 8:15pm
My dream....rob a major bank for $10 million, and getting away with it. :)
best way is to be a banker.
New Renter
2015 Oct 2, 9:59am
You are forgetting something. The dude came back to life after 3 days.
So his grieving, whack job followers said but the fact is he disappeared just after that never to be seen again. Except on pieces of toast.
Legally he could be declared dead yet again.
Strategist
2015 Oct 3, 10:42am
You are forgetting something. The dude came back to life after 3 days.
So his grieving, whack job followers said but the fact is he disappeared just after that never to be seen again. Except on pieces of toast.
Legally he could be declared dead yet again.
And he is coming back to life again. How many times can you die and come back to life without staying dead?
You know what I think? I think his followers are trying to pull a life insurance scam.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3252949/Schoolboy-seduced-disgraced-teaching-assistant-reveals-sex-50-times-told-pregnant.html
Schoolboy seduced by disgraced teaching assistant reveals they had sex 50 times
A schoolboy seduced by a disgraced teaching assistant twice his age revealed last night that they had sex 50 times - and she told him he had made her pregnant.
The boy, aged 15 at the time, said how the two months of abuse by Caroline Berriman, 30, of Oldham, Greater Manchester, left him ‘scarred for life’ - and they had regular, unprotected sex.
Berriman, who taught at the 1,600-pupil Abraham Moss Community School, avoided a jail sentence last week despite admitting two counts of sexual activity with a child.
The boy, who criticised her suspended two-year sentence as ‘atrocious’, said their relationship grew to such an extent that Berriman’s two-year-old daughter started calling him ‘dad’.
They first started meeting after she asked for his phone number on Facebook - before going for drives and watching TV together, he claimed.
The boy told The Sun reporter Paul Keaveny: ‘We would call and text each other all the time and it got more and more into a sort of relationship. Then she started ringing me on weekends, asking if I was going round to hers.
‘It slowly got more serious. It got to a point where her daughter was calling me ‘dad’. I used to say to her “I’m not, I’m your mum’s friendâ€.’
The boy's relationship with Berriman - who tutored him in maths and English - was exposed when he told his brother, before his mother also found out and the boy contacted ChildLine.
Berriman allegedly asked him to run away with her, saying that if he declined to do so it would 'break my daughter’s heart'.
Manchester Crown Court was told earlier this month that she took part in sex acts with the boy - and was first hauled before the court in July, but the case was adjourned when she fell ill.
As well as the suspended sentence, Berriman faces 250 hours of unpaid community work.
Berriman must also obey a restraining order prohibiting her from contacting the boy – who cannot be named for legal reasons. He did not attend court and has now left the school.
Berriman was unavailable for comment last night. Last year, the Department for Education said two teachers a month were banned from the profession for inappropriate relationships with pupils.
#teachersex
#luckybastard