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I can't wait for Google self driving cars, people will get a ride out to the country, then cannibalize the batteries and motors.

I'm actually (*gasp) with Dan on this one. I'm looking forward to robot cars replacing drivers. You know the lookeeloo effect a crash in the opposing lane has on freeway traffic? Thing of the past.
Also crashes will be much more rare.
And drunk driving will be wayyyyy down.
Also hit and runs on pedestrians.
I estimate we'd save about 20,000 lives each year with this one change.
And bitches can Facebook all the way to work without plowing into anyone from the rear.

D/R voters Suck more.

Dan8267 says

Humans Suck

From the moment they are born.

Take a one way ride in them to the scrap yard. That's what I'd do.
When we got there the robot car would tell me "That will be $27.50 please?" Then I'll just conk it on the head. The next thing you know it's sitting on shelves in boxes.

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

The carnage attendant self-piloting cars will be immeasurable as former drivers take to road in self-driving cars armed to the teeth to engage in freeway free fire fights.

True, you can now operate the Gatling gun while driving solo. Before self-driving cars, you had to have a carpool to do that.

Ironman says

Dan8267 says

Humans Suck

We really don't want to hear about your Saturday night activities at Georgie's!!

Actually the title was referring to your reputation at the New Jersey zoo.

Honey, I'm under no obligation to read your verbal masturbation as quickly as you'd like me to. Speaking of which, you do know what homophobia implies.

A shocking, double-blind study released by Harvard, in collaboration with MIT, has revealed that all people who are homophobic are actually homosexuals themselves. The study, which was carried out over the course of 5 years and involved nearly 5,000 male subjects, is being accepted by the American Psychological Association as being “scientifically irrefutable.”

“Without fail, each and every person in the study who strongly expressed a dislike of LGBT individuals in the intake survey always had brain activity that showed feelings of confusion and arousal,” stated Kow. “This was inevitably coupled with physical arousal to various degrees, but it was always significant enough to definitively show that they have a desire to be intimate with the same sex.”

The study also showed a direct, positive correlation between the degree of homophobia expressed in a subject’s survey and the decreased time it took the individual to reach full arousal.

While you were reading this, https://www.oLhWzeY48Zo

Maybe if you just gave into your natural urges, you wouldn't take comfort in goats.

No wonder you hate science. The truth hurts.

Oh honey, you're so fruity you can cure scurvy.

Dan8267 says

A shocking, double-blind study released by Harvard, in collaboration with MIT, has revealed that all people who are homophobic are actually homosexuals themselves.

The Church is gonna be real mad at you.

I've taken the test and there was no sexual arousal during mass.

Dan8267 says

I've taken the test and there was no sexual arousal during mass.

The mass of bikini clad models in California beaches is just what you need.

CIC's "wife"

Honey, the last time I was at Georgie's was when you chickenshitted out of meeting me after begging for my home address for a month. You've now talked about Georgie's more often than all other people on the planet put together. Obsession much? Once again, CIC confirms that homophobes are usually suppressed self-hating homosexuals.

Ironman says

maybe you should change your avatar to pinocchio.

Why, do you want to ride the big nose?

You leave your dad out of this! He had a tough life having to crawl into bed with your mother ever night!

Quigley says

And drunk driving will be wayyyyy down

Legal system and law enforcement won't want that and I'm skeptical of non-profits such as MADD as well

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

self-driving cars armed to the teeth to engage in freeway free fire fights

You'll be cowering like a little bitch but hey, who's keeping track?