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turtledove says

Titties for Trump avatar! Will bare my own if Trump is nominated

I hope we aren't talkin' Flapjacks.

Hey, TD, if by chance "the Donald" manages to do something that changes your mind about him, before August, do we still have a deal ?

komputodo says

I hope we aren't talkin' Flapjacks.

I get the idea that TD is a proud American.

turtledove says

I've been more than a little disappointed by the direction that my party has gone. And it's not just me. Most republicans I know feel the same way. It's like we were abandoned by sanity and held captive by these ultra right wing bible banging spendthrifts who answer only to corporations. I'm excited about Trump because he is the first sign that the majority of republicans have finally had enough. The same can be said about Sanders and the democrats. There is a frame shift happening and if we allow any of the establishment class to quell the momentum, we have no one to blame but ourselves when we are sitting in the same place four or eight years from now.

The time is right for a sea-change towards Libertarians.

turtledove says

Patrick ... Do we have any Patrick.net items that I can incorporate?

want a free patrick.net bumper sticker? you could include it just above or below.

http://patrick.net/Free+Patrick.net+Bumper+Stickers

you'd have to tell me where to mail it tho.

Question is, how much tit and tit bling can you fit into 100 by 100 pixels?

rando says

want a free patrick.net bumper sticker? you could include it just above or below.

http://patrick.net/Free+Patrick.net+Bumper+Stickers

you'd have to tell me where to mail it tho

I'll email you.

komputodo says

I hope we aren't talkin' Flapjacks.

Anything is possible.... But in my case, I've never heard anyone describe them as "flapjacks".... So, I'm going to say, "no." (taken just now).

I'm embarrassingly pale. Sorry about that.

Fair skin is nice

You should fingerprint EAT MY TITS TRUMPLIGULA! Across your stomach

If Bernie defeats the IHLdabeast, I'll post a slide show of my balls, shaft, and then head.

#FeeltheBern

errc says

If Bernie defeats the IHLdabeast, I'll post a slide show of my balls, shaft, and then head.

That will take about 1 slide.

errc says

'll post a slide show of my balls, shaft, and then head

Please don't. I've already had to block one person for posting that kind of crap on here.

turtledove says

taken just now

You're holding up just fine. ;^)

A very nice show of pulchritudinous preview. The freckles would be less than one pixel, no shows on the avatar.

I just changed my vote from Cruz to Trump.

#no boobies left behind

Republican babes don't get flapjacks. Jesus keeps their tits nice and perky.

So they can talk sense to the idiots.

komputodo says

I hope we aren't talkin' Flapjacks.

I know what you mean, I prefer open faced tacos.

Brunettes with Fair Skin and substantial cleavage, my fav! Freckles are also a +1.

However, if Trump loses the nomination, I may have to display my hairy Jew ass instead.

turtledove says

Titties for Trump avatar! Will bare my own if Trump is nominated

Thank You. We all look forward to viewing your beautiful boobs. What if Trump wins the Presidency? Can we expect full nudity? You can cover your face in a Burkha.

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

What? The freckles are the feature!

i agree. freckles are hot.

There is already a subreddit for this type of thing:
https://www.reddit.com/r/hottiesfortrump/

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

If you'll wear it, I'll get you a CANNIBAL ANARCHY! hat.

Wear this hat:

I'm thinking that you should get a temp tattoo of Trumps face with your nipple where his pie hole is. It will be kind of like the urinal picture, but as a milk tap instead of a urine trap. Then write Apocalypse on your other breast, because that Trump tattoo won't be that unique.

You can always Photoshop the logos du jour.

That would be easier to place, edit, and more artistic than temporary tattoo desecration without all the mess.

Trump's face belongs in another anatomic location that won't be the subject of the avatar, maybe "avatars we would wish for."

Ironman, impotence, senility, and repeating yourself are early warning signs for heart problems. Stents and bypasses are in your future.

Now, let's not have rumbles while discussing the sacred subject of tits.

That super rare commodity of boobs online looks more out of reach today than ever for the patnet crew.

7 in 10 women have an unfavorable impression of Trump and he has slid nationally to an all time record low of 65% unfavorable rating in general. Trump is showing Obama how it's really done in the ratings department.

But, Trump is hitting back. Boom. He is going back to that solid rallying cry: we're gonna build a WALL! Unfortunately, enemies on all sides are pointing out just how bat-sh*t crazy the new proposal of cutting off remittances to make Mexico pay for said wall, is. Trump isn't just being called un-presidential now, they are calling him utterly clueless, and using some big-big words, his supporters probably don't really understand, to do it.

Yes. Unfortunately, I'm much more sure today that turtledove won't have her empowerment moment, or whatever this is supposed to be about.

Wait, what? Did someone say boobs?

She's obviously a Clinton voter

LOSER!

Patnetters will suffer post-Turtledove-sproinger anticipation withdrawal.

Ceffer says

Patnetters will suffer post-Turtledove-sproinger anticipation withdrawal.

The consolation prize... My naked feet. So, we've gotta win this. There's a lot at stake.

when is the california republican primary?

Which is why, in a final moment of surging hormones and rampant pity, you will broadcast the pulitzer twotitszer prize....because..well...in libbyland, everyone's a winner!

turtledove says

There's a lot at stake.

turtledove says

The consolation prize... My naked feet. So, we've gotta win this. There's a lot at stake.

If you were an amputee, you definitely would bring in the fetish vote.

turtledove says

So, I'm going to say, "no." (taken just now).

And.... save to camera roll. That'll come in handy! ;)

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

turtledove says

My naked feet.

Freckled?

One lone rouge black hair on her big toe.

Hairy toes. Now there's an incentive to get Trump in.

Who wants to see a hobbit foot avatar.

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Freckled?

Nah. Just the typical long, bony feet you'd expect on a person of my body-type. Feet modeling was never in the cards for me. The toes are hairless, however.

turtledove says

Titties for Trump avatar! Will bare my own if Trump is nominated

Let's just hope you don't set a trend....

Rosie O'Donnell may bare her testicles if Hitlery is nominated.... yuk!

It's almost time to revisit this.