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Bernie practiced with that bird for months, feeding it beef lo mien noodles from his mouth.
Someone from his campaign released the bird and it flew to his voice. He even pointed and queued the handler to release the bird.

The bird was comfortable enough to stay put even when the stadium erupted louder. That bird had been domesticated and made to be used to be around people and large crowds.

What can you say, birds are into free shit.

He was just there to show Bernie what you get for free - poop.

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Yes, Bernie Sanders is the St. Francis of Assisi of our time. You Christians should take this as a sign that your god wants Bernie to be president.

Bernie practiced with that bird for months, feeding it beef lo mien noodles from his mouth.
Someone from his campaign released the bird and it flew to his voice. He even pointed and queued the handler to release the bird.

The bird was comfortable enough to stay put even when the stadium erupted louder. That bird had been domesticated and made to be used to be around people and large crowds.

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Lmao hilarious

Bernie missed his opportunity to go Ozzy Osbourne and bite the bird's head off in front of the depraved youth of the nation.

The howling, rabid heathens would have carried him out on their shoulders.

If a bird landed on the podium where Dick Cheney was giving a speech, Cheney would have shot an old guy in the face.

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