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2016 Mar 28, 4:47pm   5,300 views  20 comments

by indigenous   follow (1)  

I don't know who wrote this, but it's fantastic! This is WHY Trump has such a following:

Many have asked me if I support the Republican Party.

Here is a letter someone sent to the RNC. You be the judge:

Dear Representative,

From the time I was able to vote I voted Republican. I am 80 and have a great deal of respect and influence with hundreds of senior ball players who also network with thousands of others around the country.

I received your questionnaire and request for money and strongly agree with every question as I have since Obama was elected. Unfortunately the one question that was missing is “What has the Republicans done for the American people?” We gave you a majority in the house and senate and you never listened to us. Now you want our money.

You should be more concerned about our votes not our money. You are the establishment which means all you want is to save your jobs and line your pockets… Well guess what? “It's not going to happen” You can shake in your boots when I tell you our movement is for TRUMP and he hasn't asked for a dime.

You might think we are fools because you feel Trump is on a self destruct course but look beyond Washington and listen to the masses. Nobody has achieved what he has, especially in a state of New York.

If you really want to know how the majority of people feel -- and this applies to both Democrats and Republicans -- read below; it says it all.

Sincerely,

You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately… You call the city, 4 different exterminators but nobody could handle the job… But there is this one guy and he guarantees you to get rid of them, so you hire him. You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he voted for Obama, you don't care if he has plumber's crack...you simply want those raccoons gone! You want your problem fixed! He's the guy. He's the best. Period.

Here's why we want Trump: yes, he's a bit of an ass; yes, he's an egomaniac; but we don't care. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republican Party is two-faced & gutless, and illegals are everywhere. We want it all fixed! We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he had been friendly with Hillary, we don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megan Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslin terrorist. This country is weak, bankrupt, our enemies are making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo and Hasid is a special group with special rights; to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in; "AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED" -- and Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want. We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, Republican Party, and sick of illegals. We just want this thing fixed. Trump may not be a saint, but doesn't have lobbyist money holding him, he doesn't have political correctness restraining him, all you know is that he has been very successful, a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he's also not a politician, he's not a cowardly politician. And he says he'll fix it. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong or looked at and called a liar.

Also we don't care if the guy has bad hair.

We just want those raccoons gone.

Out of your house.

NOW.

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1   Patrick   2016 Mar 28, 6:17pm  

indigenous says

Trump may not be a saint, but doesn't have lobbyist money holding him, he doesn't have political correctness restraining him

yes, that's pretty much it.

that, and his promise to let you know how much a procedure is going to cost when you go to the doctor.

why don't any of the other candidates promise that?

2   Strategist   2016 Mar 28, 6:32pm  

indigenous says

I don't know who wrote this, but it's fantastic! This is WHY Trump has such a following:

Thanks for posting. I loved it.

3   uomo_senza_nome_0   2016 Mar 29, 8:36am  

rando says

Trump may not be a saint, but doesn't have lobbyist money holding him

Facts on the ground don't support the assertion.

4   dublin hillz   2016 Mar 29, 9:04am  

Polar bears will still be unemployed because the seals moved to southern hemisphere.

5   Strategist   2016 Mar 29, 9:08am  

dublin hillz says

Polar bears will still be unemployed because the seals moved to southern hemisphere.

There would be more fish for the polar bears. They would retrain for an emerging industry.

6   mell   2016 Mar 29, 9:31am  

Ironman says

uomo_senza_nome_0 says

rando says

Trump may not be a saint, but doesn't have lobbyist money holding him

Facts on the ground don't support the assertion.

"Meet Donald Trump’s Money Men: Big Wall Street Banks in the Shadows "

Say it isn't so... you mean Trump uses big Wall Street banks to help fund his Real Estate projects and deals???

Oh no, what a crime!!!

Agreed. So we have a solidly bought and paid for political establishment, but one candidate self-funds his campaign. But you're supposed to think he has dirt on his heels because he operates within the capitalistic system and uses banks and bankers? It's amazing what media propaganda can do, you let go scot free a proven criminal and traitor on the Democratic side, but you're supposed to throw your hands up because somebody makes deals with bankers with their own money? What about the near $100MM paid by lobbyists and the establishment for the pacs ads to smear Trump? Oh no, look Donald trump gets into a twitter war! How despicable - can't make this up.

7   tatupu70   2016 Mar 29, 9:33am  

mell says

but one candidate self-funds his campaign

If it's self-funded, why does he have two large DONATE buttons on his homepage?

8   anonymous   2016 Mar 29, 9:40am  

80 years old life long Republican single issue voter, whose single issue is that illegal immigrants are the biggest threat to freedom.

WHAT A LOSER

9   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2016 Mar 29, 9:51am  

errc says

80 years old life long Republican single issue voter, whose single issue is that illegal immigrants are the biggest threat to freedom.

WHAT A LOSER

Absolutely correct.

EVERYONES single issue should be preventing the election of a woman who is incapable of keeping national security as her number one priority.

10   anonymous   2016 Mar 29, 9:55am  

@dodgerjohn

That's why we vote Bernie

#FeeltheBern

11   uomo_senza_nome_0   2016 Mar 29, 10:03am  

mell says

but one candidate self-funds his campaign.

this point has been completely thrashed by John Oliver.

www.DnpO_RTSNmQ?t=225

He has loaned 17M dollars to his camaign and donated 250k dollars.
He can pay himself back.

I don't even think he cares if he's lying.

12   mell   2016 Mar 29, 10:10am  

uomo_senza_nome_0 says

He has loaned 17M dollars to his camaign

That's self funded. John Oliver is an idiot cuck. At least Stewart had smarts and was somewhat alpha.

13   tatupu70   2016 Mar 29, 10:14am  

mell says

uomo_senza_nome_0 says

He has loaned 17M dollars to his camaign

That's self funded. John Oliver is an idiot cuck. At least Stewart had smarts and was somewhat alpha.

If the loan is paid back with campaign donations, it's still self funded??

14   uomo_senza_nome_0   2016 Mar 29, 10:36am  

tatupu70 says

If the loan is paid back with campaign donations, it's still self funded??

Exactly. That is the point John is making.

mell says

John Oliver is an idiot cuck. At least Stewart had smarts and was somewhat alpha.

Classic Ad-Hominem, attacking the messenger and not the message.
How is it self-funded if a person has LOANED funds?

15   dublin hillz   2016 Mar 29, 10:46am  

Strategist says

There would be more fish for the polar bears.

There's no shortage of food, we are not subject to Malthusian demise. Regardless, there's no app for fish so young polar bears will be automatically handicapped.

Strategist says

They would retrain for an emerging industry.

What's stopping them now? "Work makes you free."

16   mell   2016 Mar 29, 11:08am  

uomo_senza_nome_0 says

Classic Ad-Hominem, attacking the messenger and not the message.

That's true, I rarely make those directly, but John Oliver the leftoid cuck without the charisma and wit of his predecessor (who was at least a little more nuanced and balanced) has been dishing out so he can take some personal criticism from a self-funded internet forum.

uomo_senza_nome_0 says

How is it self-funded if a person has LOANED funds?

There is no guarantee if he gets any of the money back from his donation buttons with the meager grassroots donations coming in from those, so it is effectively self-funded as he is bearing all the risk. This is a laughable comparison to the hundreds of millions that the establishment candidates get pledged from super-pacs and lobbyists beforehand and have those banked without bearing any risk to their personal finances.

18   tatupu70   2016 Mar 29, 12:01pm  

mell says

There is no guarantee if he gets any of the money back from his donation buttons with the meager grassroots donations coming in from those, so it is effectively self-funded as he is bearing all the risk. This is a laughable comparison to the hundreds of millions that the establishment candidates get pledged from super-pacs and lobbyists beforehand and have those banked without bearing any risk to their personal finances.

If it was really self-funded, why the loan? Why not, you know, ACTUALLY self fund it?

Don't be surprised if you see some big donations coming in at some point to cover his loan...

19   tatupu70   2016 Mar 29, 12:14pm  

Ironman says

Maybe so he can take a tax deduction for contributions.

Please explain how this works.

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