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she also looked quite fine in black and white:

Classic beauty. I've changed my mind. Audrey Hepburn was the Taylor Swift of her time.

Obligatory Lord of the Rings comment:

Lots of cool pictures of the WW2 Finnish armed forced there.

Audrey Hepburn v. Marilyn Monroe

To me, Hepburn wins hands down as the more enchanting woman. So why does Monroe get so much more spotlight? They were born just three years apart.

Blonde, big tits.

But I prefer Audrey.

rando says

Blonde, big tits.

Best analysis on PatNet ever.

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Audrey needs Norma's breasts and her ankles behind her ears, exactly as the Founding Father's intended.

I'm sorry, but that's not historically accurate. Our founding fathers preferred raping their child slaves over consensual sexual relationships.

Hepburn makes Holmes and Swift look like warmed-over genetic, or possibly generic, trash.

Sui generis.

I prefer Audrey Hepburn with breast implants. Seriously, why do they need to be real, esp if the woman is beautiful?

I would love to t*tty f*ck her, sliding it back and forth, with her slurping on the end of the schlong.

Admit it, Rin has vision!

Rin says

I prefer Audrey Hepburn with breast implants.

Oh no, that would be like graffiti on the Sistine Chapel.

HydroCabron says

Hepburn makes Holmes and Swift look like warmed-over genetic, or possibly generic, trash.

I thought Taylor Swift looked a lot like Hepburn, particularly in terms of persona, in the Shake It Off video, the part where she's dressed in black.

Dan8267 says

Rin says

I prefer Audrey Hepburn with breast implants.

Oh no, that would be like graffiti on the Sistine Chapel.

My salami would disagree with you. It needs contours to slide in-between ... you know, a big valley.

Dan8267 says

I'm sorry, but that's not historically accurate. Our founding fathers preferred raping their child slaves over consensual sexual relationships.

you mean Sally Hemings? she was young, but what makes you think Jefferson raped her?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally_Hemings

Dan8267 says

Classic beauty. I've changed my mind. Audrey Hepburn was the Taylor Swift of her time.

reading this is like watching football with a woman.

Audrey Hepburn: Massively influential cultural figure of the 20th century. An exquisite natural presence.

Taylor Swift: Tall, above-average-looking corn-fed suburban girl with considerable musical talent and an effectively infinite budget for personal trainers and makeup.

rando says

you mean Sally Hemings? she was young, but what makes you think Jefferson raped her?

I meant lots of the founding fathers in general.

A slave, by definition, has no choices. A slave cannot refuse to work the field or any other command from his or her master. How can a slave be free to say no to sex with her master? What would the implied consequences be? Probably being whipped into submission. Sex between a slave master and a slave is not consensual. Even if the slave does not object, would she even be on the plantation if given a choice? She certainly knows that she and her family will be severely punished if she does not keep the master happy in all things. Slavery is founded on terrorism, on abject fear.

landtof says

reading this is like watching football with a woman.

You mean boring because of the football?

HydroCabron says

Audrey Hepburn: Massively influential cultural figure of the 20th century. An exquisite natural presence.

Taylor Swift: Tall, above-average-looking corn-fed suburban girl with considerable musical talent and an effectively infinite budget for personal trainers and makeup.

Like her or not, Taylor Swift is massively influential as well.

And yes, TS uses make up and maybe personal trainers, but as far as we know, she's 100% real unlike most celebrity women today and a lot of regular women today who have breast implants and other cosmetic surgery done as well as Botox injections.

Dan8267 says

lot of regular women today who have breast implants

Dan, you can't t*tty f*ck, a flat chested woman.

I'd rather have a pretty face w/ enhanced boobs and let the Pony Baloney play around than on a flat board with only a few nipples to rub up against.

Rin says

Dan, you can't t*tty f*ck, a flat chested woman.

I heard Donald Trump has no problem titty-fucking A cups with plenty of room to spare.

http://iambored.pro/celebrity-look-alike-natalie-portman-and-audrey-hepburn-lookalike/