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I respectfully request that turtkedove not expose his breasts.

As a husband and father of a wonderful daughter, it's not only unnecessary, but it furthers objectification of women in ways that are unhealthy to our society or any society as a whole, and contributes to damaging esteem issues that many young people suffer from.

I'm a libertarian, but I'm also a full red-blooded American Male (played football in high school and college, was a Marine Corps Officer)who is a fan of the female form, and I'm absolutely no shrinking violet when it comes to normal, healthy sexual discourse, but there should be no pressure for such an upstanding mother and wife like turtledove to feel compelled to bare her breasts as a result of a pledge made out of passion for support of a political candidate in the heat of some moment.

I hope the fellow gentlemen here concur in my sentiment.

tatupu70 says

The reason I bash Trump is because there are so many Trump fanboys here that constantly post thread after thread about how great he is, while ignoring all his warts. There is clearly not the same going on for Clinton--every thread about her is negative.

I appreciate your candor - not meant to be sarcastic.

Just to clarify what I typed earlier (typo):

"I respectfully request that turtkedove not expose his breasts."

That should have read:

"I respectfully request that turtledove not expose HER breasts."

Typing on mobile devices is a pain, especially with autocorrect.

freespeechforever says

mother and wife

With respect, you are also objectifying by denying a woman's sexuality and reducing her to wife and mother. A woman contains all of these things, and more. Turtledove made her own offer out of what could only be considered philanthropic self-expression. And we are here patiently waiting for them to be delivered to us, should Fortuna choose to favor us. (Admittedly, the title of this particular thread registers some diversion from the above-styled treatise.)

I notice in your catalogue of full red-blooded American male activities, you did not include Swinger/Porn Star/Sexual Liberator. This is why the Swiss are the happiest people in the universe. Us Americans with our Puritan-derived hang ups about sex need to put away the corn flakes and let the tits fall where they may.

turtledove, I wasn't even intimating I have the right to tell you what you can or can't do, nor was I even moralizing.

As I stated, I consider the female form (especially when cared well for) to be a thing of immense beauty and inspiration (e.g. Helen of Troy, which purportedly launched 1,000 ships and a war; e.g. Cleopatra).

I was MERELY stating that IF you change your mind and decide you don't wish to go au naturale, I'll be the 1st to defend your decision.

freespeechforever says

I hope the fellow gentlemen here concur in my sentiment.

You might be a majority of one there. Too many show up, Patnet is dead as we know it.

It's almost time!!!

*(Rubs hands together deviously)*

Supposed to read (above):

*(Rubs hands together gleefully)*

But deviously works, also.

"What do we want?"

"Bodacious Ta-Tas"

"When do we want it?"

"NOW!"

Wonder if Turtledove's significant other would say:
"You'll be disappointed."
rofl

Maybe just Cheeto pasties.

OK, who is going to upload these jugs to ratemyrack . org? What criteria are we going to use to rate them here at PNet? Or are we just going to sit back and appreciate what is on offer without ridicule and comment? Because if it is the latter, it is totally out of place for this site.

YesYNot says

OK, who is going to upload these jugs to ratemyrack . org? What criteria are we going to use to rate them here at PNet? Or are we just going to sit back and appreciate what is on offer without ridicule and comment? Because if it is the latter, it is totally out of place for this site.

You realize it's only my avatar, right? No high-res photo will be uploaded, my dearest.

turtledove says

You realize it's only my avatar, right?

I hadn't put much thought into the resolution. If we can resolve a P.Net logo, we should be able to rate 'em, though. You do realize that men have been opportunistically grabbing glances of boob whenever we can and mentally rating, right? We seriously can't help it. Even when we are trying not to, the first time some kid grabs the shirt and pulls it out of the way, we don't realize that we are staring until we notice the female notices the drop in eye contact. In a split second, everyone knows what happened.

"You realize it's only my avatar, right? No high-res photo will be uploaded, my dearest."

BOO!!! HISS!!!!

BOOOOO!!!!!!!

That's bullshit!

We demand a large-scale, full HD, close up view of your rack!!!

Also, a tight and tasteful ass shot with "Trump 2016" scrawled upon those tight cheeks (like the one above) would be a nice, additional gesture!

GO BIG OR GO HOME JUST LIKE THE DON WOULD, TURTLEDOVE!!!!

turtledove,
Just copy & post a nice pair from a porn site.
Men are easily satisfied.

Also, a tight and tasteful ass shot with "Trump 2016" scrawled upon those tight cheeks (like the one above) would be a nice, additional gesture!

---------------

Here hear!

HEY YOU says

Men are easily satisfied.

this is true.

"You realize it's only my avatar, right? No high-res photo will be uploaded, my dearest."

Thinking more about this and how tiny the avatars are, and how weaksauce it'll be no matter how bodacious a set of ta-ta's td has -

- Patrick, can you make the avatars MUCH LARGER ASAP?

Patrick, I've been recommending the site to all my friends, but they say the avatars are much too small. We should have larger avatars

freespeechforever says

- Patrick, can you make the avatars MUCH LARGER ASAP?

LOL!

I don't need no stinkin' avatar!
Simple minds worried about avatars & missing all the brilliance in the comments!
Let'em die dumb!

errc says

recommending the site to all my friends, but they say the avatars are much too small. We should have larger avatars

Sorry... That's for platinum members only.

HEY YOU says

turtledove,

Just copy & post a nice pair from a porn site.

Men are easily satisfied.

Totally not necessary. We have some great, tasteful, anonymous shots. My husband is a bit of a perfectionist, being a surgeon and all. The problem is he keeps trying to perfect a good thing.... That, or he's just enjoying his photog job a little too much.

No hi def shots of nipple hair, please.

errc says

Patrick, I've been recommending the site to all my friends, but they say the avatars are much too small. We should have larger avatars

Yeah, but the new draw is Turtledoves fun bags in a week. That alone should provide a FLOOD of new members.

The Republican National Committee Convention "meeting" has begun.

T-just a few days until Patrick upsizes avatars by 500% and turtledove unleashes those puppies.

Let's hope that Turtledove isn't really the name of her skunked pooch.

April Fools all year long!

Come the think of it, Labs are often Cheeto colored.

You've all been trolled, turtledove's a man.

HEY YOU says

You've all been trolled, turtledove's a man

Since I'm meeting up with several patnetters this weekend, I guess you'll know for sure then.... Unless of course I'm the Nobel laureate of hoaxes.... Perpetrator of the biggest hoax on patnet. Is there a prize for that?

Trump's within a day of selecting his VP running mate.

Get your pistol hand on that bra hook, TurtleDove!

Be ready!

turtledove,
No matter what patnetters say about you,they are not to be trusted.
While you're there,give'em hell.

Epiphany! Turtledove is transgender.

YOU WON!!!

looks like #NeverTrump just died.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/07/14/as-trump-prepares-to-unveil-vp-pick-republican-delegates-scramble-to-ward-off-rules-revolt/

Hold everything!!
Is Patrick posting under "turtledove"?

You sly guy!

According to my linguistics analyzer, there are only three distinct carbon organisms posting on this site...

HEY YOU says

Hold everything!!

Is Patrick posting under "turtledove"?

You sly guy!

Patrick's mug shot.

Who drew the scale on that ruler? Was it a trump supporter?

HEY YOU says

Is Patrick posting under "turtledove"?

exposed!

I must admit.... It's exhausting logging in then logging out, then logging in and logging out... Again and again and again. Profile schizophrenia is a real disease..... Conveniently absent from Obamacare mandated coverage, I might add.

Turtledove, it's obviously not mandatory, but a high-quality g-string (red, white or black, in color, preferably) is a nice accoutrement to a fine rack shot.