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Turtledove's perky breasts united us all, briefly, despite whatever differences or disparate views we may hold or express (in a free speech forum that is righteously, justifiably and pleasantly raucous from time to time).

Symmetrical, perky, bodacious racks unite people and help to keep America Great!

Hey Turtle, I miss your pretty breasts.

THa'ts the voice of Leslie Nielson. But props for knowing who Ken Nordine is, and yeah, he does sound a little like him.

Strategist says

Hey Turtle, I miss your pretty breasts.

Reposted so you don't have to go back a page:

zzyzzx says

Thanks Zzyzzx.

zzyzzx says

Her stomach is perfection. But I wouldn't trade my twins (the kids not the breasts) for anything in the world even if they did spread my belly button a bit. And I'm fairly certain I have 20 years on her, with another birthday this weekend, in fact.

@Patrick

Hey, this thread got over 6,900 views. From a traffic driving perspective, did we do anything helpful? I don't know what other threads average to have a basis for comparison.

Given the amount of time it's been up, I mean...

Whoa, is that really zzyzzx?

Smokin' Hot!

American Women FTMFW!!!

freespeechforever says

Whoa, is that really zzyzzx?

No, Z is just a patron of fine photography. He loves a great picture and is a genius with memes.

The median is 312 views per post, so it's pretty damn good at about 22x that, thanks!

The average is 1196, but that's skewed by a few posts that have been around for years, like the original housing crash post with 406,833 views, and the bumper sticker post with 303,768 views.

Her stomach is perfection. But I wouldn't trade my twins (the kids not the breasts) for anything in the world even if they did spread my belly button a bit. And I'm fairly certain I have 20 years on her, with another birthday this weekend, in fact.

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You women are nuts. Relax, you're smoking hot.

Patrick should put the little link back up on the homepage so he can easily accept donations. Who knows, tits are inspiring.

errc says

You women are nuts.

You're right and very sweet. Thank you.

YUUUGE

jazz music says

I live in a Republican neighborhood

no you don't. you're an unemployed shitbag.

Stay classy landof. Typical republican Trump voter.

I think it might be Mish.

Why is this thread still going ? You can put your girly pictures in that other thread. Oh yeah, this is where you put pics bimbos that love Trump (not you TD - you're not a bimbo - maybe a bit of an exhibitionist, but we like it and thank you).

The only ones who put Trump signs on their lawns are the ones who want the local jihadi squads to come by and behead them.

Hillary will be indicted for perjury (before Zcongress) , and subsequently prosecuted & convicted.

October Surprise incoming.

You heard it hear first.

The Clinton Foundation will be uncovered as an illegal pay-for-play and racketeering operation under federal & state statutes, and Hillary, Bill and many other individuals will be indicted, prosecuted, and either plead guilty or be tried and convicted on a laundry list of felony charges.

Boom!

jazz music says

Nobody on patnet knows anything about me other than I post well documented thoughtful comments against neoliberals, not to benefit the lost and the losers, but benefit those who may actually be thinking about doing something about the challenges that we face as a people who have been persuaded through information warfare tactics to give up using our government and to instead funnel the wealth of the nation and the world onto relatively few dynastic families.

You are delusional, living in a make believe world.

marcus says

Why is this thread still going ? You can put your girly pictures in that other thread.

The other thread is for generic non-Trump related sexy pics, and this thread is for Trump related sexy pics.

jazz music says

Nobody on patnet knows anything about me other than I post well documented thoughtful comments against neoliberals, not to benefit the lost and the losers, but benefit those who may actually be thinking about doing something about the challenges that we face as a people who have been persuaded through information warfare tactics to give up using our government and to instead funnel the wealth of the nation and the world onto relatively few dynastic families.

I'll give you this..you are amazingly good at killing off fantastically wonderful threads.

jazz music says

Why do you love being exploited? The women usually don't care who wins, simply want attention from well employed men.

Yeah, that's it. First you get mad, claiming that people don't know you well enough to make certain statements... Okay, fair enough... Then, you claim to know what every woman is thinking... and why they do the things they do. You are a complex being. Everyone else is a transparent shell. Brilliant..... really. I'm sure you're right.

As for your judgment as to what makes a thread "wonderful" to others... Here's a tip. Don't click into this thread and you won't have to worry about Granny's opinion of you. But that's not what you really want to do is it? It would mean you'd have to hop off your soapbox and allow others to think thoughts you can't actively judge. Where's the fun in that?

jazz music says

Strategist says

You are delusional, living in a make believe world.

I could say that to you. AND I HAVE A RATIONAL BASIS FOR SAYING THAT.

ha ha ha. You cant be delusional and rational at the same time. Stick to your delusional rantings, Shakespeare.

Which picture is turtledove?

Strategist says

You cant be delusional and rational at the same time.

patrick.net disproves this!

As the rest of the world calls us: Rationally Delusional.

HEY YOU says

Which picture is turtledove?

Nobody tell. You have to guess.

YSSCKY

dodgerfanjohn says

YSSCKY

I'm old. I had to look that up. Who knew? It's a thing!

July was hot

jazz music says

@landtof

Cunt, you know nothing about me.

yeah yeah, we know nothing about you. or maybe we are sort of really aware of your kind:

landtof says

jazz music says

@landtof


Cunt, you know nothing about me.

yeah yeah, we know nothing about you. or maybe we are sort of really aware of your kind:

My guess.........
Jazz has been in prison 3 times for drug related offenses.
Still on probation.
Has no drivers license, because it was suspended.
Dead broke, and on welfare.
Wife dumped him long ago.

Ironman says

Strategist says

My guess.........


Jazz has been in prison 3 times for drug related offenses.


Still on probation.


Has no drivers license, because it was suspended.


Dead broke, and on welfare.


Wife dumped him long ago.

You forgot the last line:

He drinks... a LOT!!

Oops
He gets drunk with cheap beer.
Hey Shakespeare, how close am I?

jazz music says

Hmmm, so those are the things you fear for yourself. They had to come from somewhere.

ha ha ha. My last crime was a parking ticket, about 8 years ago.

jazz music says

Did you read that Rin, obviously me included, don't particularly react to TD's tits because he has sex when he chooses.

I get lots of sex, but a horny bastard like me wants more.

jazz music says

Don't you think TD will be offended at your spending all your attention on me when this thread is about her tits and Trump?

I doubt it. I'm sure she agrees with me.

jazz music says

Did you read that Rin, obviously me included, don't particularly react to TD's tits because he has sex when he chooses.

Oh c'mon Jazzy.... You aren't jumping on that crazy train, are you? He is out of his mind. He and I haven't had a direct exchange in over a year. Yet, he acts like we have regular conversations, or something. When have I even referred to him? Show me the post. Yet, he wants me to admit my lack of power over him. The guy's a loon!

As for my reasons... I made a bet in the spirit of someone outside the box getting past the establishment. I lost. I followed through with a promise. The post originated by me was deleted in 48 hours, as promised. I cannot control who copies what.

As for controlling people, get a grip. Just ask the Patnetters who had lunch with me during my visit to San Francisco a few weeks ago. I can barely control my kids. The only creatures I seem to have an unnatural ability with are dogs and cats. And they hardly ever notice my breasts, so I assure you... The estimates of their power are exaggerated. Though it may not be paranoia if others are really after you... You're giving me waaaaaay too much credit. I'm entirely too self absorbed to worry about who's thinking what.

So get off the crazy train. He has serious issues with his sister. He's fixated on me because there is something about me that seems to remind him of his sister. I wish I had been his sister. He'd be a much happier person. My brothers are super cool.