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Sexy Picture Thread


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2016 Jul 30, 12:29pm   504,290 views  3,137 comments

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1210   Rin   2020 May 9, 8:21pm  

1211   Rin   2020 May 13, 8:43pm  

Don't forget Rin's FKK thread ...

https://patrick.net/post/1332153?0#comment-1669852

1213   Rin   2020 May 13, 8:52pm  

Hey, is someone stealing my Asian titty gals? ...

1214   Onvacation   2020 May 13, 10:03pm  

Rin says
Hey, is someone stealing my Asian titty gals? ...

They're sharing.
1215   GNL   2020 May 14, 5:30am  

1216   Patrick   2020 May 14, 9:18pm  

1311 looks pretty bored, no eye contact. Too "professional".

The top one in 1312 is doing very well. Sure it's an act, but she's doing the right thing.

The bottom one in 1312 has the better body, but gives the impression it's all about her, not you.
1217   Ceffer   2020 May 14, 10:31pm  

Patrick says
1311 looks pretty bored, no eye contact


They have eyes?
1218   HeadSet   2020 May 15, 2:29pm  

OccasionalCortex says
Patrick says
1311 looks pretty bored, no eye contact. Too "professional".


Webcamer, I think.


Yes, she looks like she is watching herself on the monitor.
1220   Patrick   2020 May 20, 2:58am  

That’s racist!

Just because she’s white.
1221   Patrick   2020 May 20, 5:22pm  

OccasionalCortex says
https://hdporncomics.com/kandi-the-last-girl-on-earth-sex-comic/


Pretty well done. Has the right effect anyway, even if plot is lacking.
1223   Ceffer   2020 May 20, 8:05pm  

OccasionalCortex says

https://hdporncomics.com/kandi-the-last-girl-on-earth-sex-comic/


Wow, pretty explicit. Still doesn't hold a candle the rank depravity of the old S. Clay Wilson ouvres for Zap Comix.
1224   Ceffer   2020 May 27, 10:55am  

It was easier than walking up the stairs with her.
1225   Rin   2020 May 28, 7:01pm  

1226   Cash   2020 May 28, 8:34pm  

1227   Cash   2020 May 30, 6:34pm  

1228   Rin   2020 Jun 4, 7:51pm  

Finally, Emma Watson's got some tits! ...



I was getting tired of a complaining flat chested British gal.
1229   Ceffer   2020 Jun 4, 11:15pm  

Rin says



"Make my tits look just like Seth Rogan's ass, but without the hair!"
1230   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jun 4, 11:38pm  

Emma Watson is plain, I just don't get it. Her face is neither interesting, cute, or beautiful. And her curves are very slight.
1231   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jun 5, 6:13am  

NoCoupForYou says
Emma Watson is plain, I just don't get it. Her face is neither interesting, cute, or beautiful. And her curves are very slight.


But boy did she ever bop on Harvey Wiensteiens Schmeckle.
She was a natural Leading Lady.
1232   Rin   2020 Jun 5, 9:39pm  

1233   Rin   2020 Jun 5, 9:41pm  

NoCoupForYou says
Emma Watson is plain, I just don't get it.


Yeah, she's at best, the self-aggrandizing bitch in HS who though she was a diva but in the end, was nothing more than a cat lady lesbian.
1234   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jun 5, 10:03pm  

Rin says
Yeah, she's at best, the self-aggrandizing bitch in HS who though she was a diva but in the end, was nothing more than a cat lady lesbian.


Poetry, and likely damned accurate
1235   Rin   2020 Jun 5, 10:10pm  

1236   Rin   2020 Jun 5, 10:11pm  

And the work goes on ...

1237   Rin   2020 Jun 10, 8:26pm  

1238   Rin   2020 Jun 11, 9:45pm  

1239   SoTex   2020 Jun 20, 8:29pm  

daaaymn! I wonder if those are real!?
1240   SoTex   2020 Jun 20, 8:29pm  

No, scar visible in left (our perspect) underboob.
1241   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jun 22, 8:20am  

just_dregalicious says
daaaymn! I wonder if those are real!?


If there's the outline of a half sphere above the nipple then they are always fake. Look at the tits in the next image bellow the one you commented on.
There's no circular outline. Those are real, the ones you commented on are not.

Also no matter how big they are, there should always be a little sag at the bottom. If they just jet straight out from the bottom with very little droop, they are fake as hell.
1242   Rin   2020 Jun 22, 5:31pm  

Tenpoundbass says
If they just jet straight out from the bottom with very little droop, they are fake as hell.


As long as I can slide my pole between 'em, I don't care.
1243   Patrick   2020 Jun 22, 6:14pm  

Tenpoundbass says
If there's the outline of a half sphere above the nipple then they are always fake. Look at the tits in the next image bellow the one you commented on.
There's no circular outline. Those are real, the ones you commented on are not.


There is an alternate surgery where you can see the scar below the whole boob if the boob is lifted slightly.

This is very apparent in pole dances when she slides down the pole head first.

BTW, this one looks damn familiar. Probably other pictures I've seen somewhere.
1245   SoTex   2020 Jun 22, 9:55pm  

TrumpingTits says
The reason why I posted this is because her accent is FUCKING HOT.


Understatement.
1246   SoTex   2020 Jun 22, 10:00pm  

Tenpoundbass says
If there's the outline of a half sphere above the nipple then they are always fake. Look at the tits in the next image bellow the one you commented on.
There's no circular outline. Those are real, the ones you commented on are not.


Yup, I knows... Sometimes they have an underboob scar instead like the one I comment about. If you look carefully you'll see it on both sides.
1247   rocketjoe79   2020 Jun 23, 12:01am  

Those are the cheaper boobs. The best go in via the armpit or even the bellybutton. Celeb + millionaire boobs. Taylor Swift and such.

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