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Melania Trump, NYC (1995)

@MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou how do I bang Brenda? And how do I finish the quests? I can't find Jessica's batteries anywhere.

Just like real life, work on your own shit first. Spend the first couple of weeks hitting the gym, reading about sneaking and speaking, and uh... put on beauty cream.

Then go for the golden mountains of joy.

I go for the strip poker challenges.

BTW, once Desire gets you in the pool, you're screwed. She owns your ass after that. Fair warning.

And then sometimes it does work.

And isn't Alice Amy's sister?

What the heck are you all talking about? A game?

Nailed Eva another way (won the hotshots game with her):

Eva is many ways the opposite of her sister. She's vain, self-absorbed as hell and manipulating. Yumiko let it slip she's a total bitch to all the other girls, it seems.

But if you play her game, she's a great fuck.

Now...unlocked another Jessica Fuck. This is Number 3, I think.

What in the wild wide world of Nerdaphilia is going on here?

Now under New Management by @HunterTits

NOW i am getting crap from Yvette for sending home Aly. I wasn't getting anywhere with Aly, too much investment. So I sent her ass home.

Yvette comes to my room 10 days later and all upset, then pulls a 'I sure hope I don't get sent off the island' while all but crying.

I don't know if she's a manipulator like her sis is or its genuine. I am starting to suspect things at this point. Like why I am there and why the girls are there and why the rules are as they are, etc.

Never mix nerds with viagra.

This all sounds too soap opera. What ever happened to mindlessly consuming them as sex objects, then flinging them off.

I don't know what's going on there, but I like it anyway.