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Anyone else really paranoid about getting STDs? If I knew there was zero risk I'd be such a slut, but the fear of disease scares the hell out of me. I think I'm more anxious about it than the average person.

porkchopexpress says

Anyone else really paranoid about getting STDs? If I knew there was zero risk I'd be such a slut, but the fear of disease scares the hell out of me. I think I'm more anxious about it than the average person.

Nah, your palm is likely disease free. You can wear a disposable glove if it makes you feel safer.

HeadSet says

Nah, your palm is likely disease free. You can wear a disposable glove if it makes you feel safer.

Ha, but it's so calloused. Perhaps silk opera gloves to smooth the experience.

porkchopexpress says

HeadSet says

Nah, your palm is likely disease free. You can wear a disposable glove if it makes you feel safer.

Ha, but it's so calloused. Perhaps silk opera gloves to smooth the experience.

Are you sure those are "callouses" on your dick and not sores?

HunterTits says

Need to Stalk: name please?

HunterTits says

She's pretty damn perfect imho. Just the right amount of bush too, neither Barbie-doll nor jungle.

porkchopexpress says

Anyone else really paranoid about getting STDs? If I knew there was zero risk I'd be such a slut, but the fear of disease scares the hell out of me. I think I'm more anxious about it than the average person.

Until I was about 36 I had sex without a condom once and that was a mistake I should not have made. I didn’t want an STD(nearly all my friends had an STD at least once) and didn’t want a unexpected kid and didn’t trust anyone as far as birth control. When I was 36 I had a girlfriend for a while that had a hysterectomy due to cancer in her early 30’s and I was ok with not using a condom with her.

Dayum.

Wow, great brunettes. Just right. Thanks @HunterTits. You are a true gourmand.

Fag titty lasers. That'd be great for grammar school show 'n tell day.

Redhead would be hot, but ruined by that tattoo of hand puppet shadows or Emperor Ming holding a Globe of the Earth or whatever the fuck it is.

At the first strip joint I ever went to, in Windsor, Canada with a friend at age 18, we learned from one stripper that she could not get a job in the better club because of her tattoo. At the time I thought that was odd, but I totally understand now. Will pay extra for stripper with zero tats!

I only went to a stripper bar once in the day with a friend at Stanford Medical School. Girl leaned over, had a nice body, but her teeth were really bad. The whole scene was kind of depressing and disturbing, and I have had absolutely no desire to repeat the experience ever again.

Oddly enough, I like the obligatory 'stripper joint' scenes in movies and TV. I guess I like depravity in theory but in practice I find it too dismal and scary.

Ceffer says

I only went to a stripper bar once

I used to HAVE to go for work. I have pictures somewhere...

Onvacation says

Ceffer says

I only went to a stripper bar once

I used to HAVE to go for work. I have pictures somewhere...

And then you quit that job to be Head Beer Taster at an upscale craft brewery.

HeadSet says

And then you quit that job to be Head Beer Taster at an upscale craft brewery.

That's just a hobby.

Testing beer by licking it off the tits of strippers. Now, there's a job title.

Ceffer says

Testing beer by licking it off the tits of strippers. Now, there's a job title.

I suspect a future upgrade of a Rin doll will have tits that dispense beer.

@Onvacation who is the woman in comment 2087 above?

I believe it is Ms. Carone from the election fraud investigations.

I love her eye expression at the beginning of the video.

Onvacation says

I believe it is Ms. Carone from the election fraud investigations.

Bam, just like that I'm in love. Again.

Onvacation says

I used to HAVE to go for work. I have pictures somewhere...

I GOT to go for a work lunch meeting at the first biotech I worked at (96). San Antonio, Houston, Austin, they have great strip bars.

I'll tell you what, they sure aren't sending their best for the lunch buffet.

Patrick says

Onvacation says

I believe it is Ms. Carone from the election fraud investigations.

Bam, just like that I'm in love. Again.

I won't tell your wife. You don't tell mine.

She's a bombshell.

HunterTits says

What does this have to do with the titties thread?

She's got boobs.

You want to look at page one of this thread?

Didn't think so.

Heres her mugshot from when she was a bad girl
Couldn't find any nudes but I'm not the great white HunterTits.

@ HunterTits Sorry if I assumed your largesse or RGB spectrum.

Ceffer says

Girl leaned over, had a nice body, but her teeth were really bad. The whole scene was kind of depressing and disturbing, and I have had absolutely no desire to repeat the experience ever again.

@Ceffer I've had both really good and really bad experiences. It's not something I do much anymore, especially since I don't go up to SF now, but I don't regret the fun I had, and all that I learned.

Patrick says

I don't regret the fun I had, and all that I learned.

Like that woman in Portland who could spin upside down on the pole and her breasts maintained their perky profile? Stunning what a woman on a pole can do.

Ceffer says

Oddly enough, I like the obligatory 'stripper joint' scenes in movies and TV. I guess I like depravity in theory but in practice I find it too dismal and scary.

Ditto. Oddly, I lose my appetite at buffet strip clubs, some kind of cannibalism dislike: eating a steak or chicken while looking at nude gals rubs me wrong somehow.

This one is for @HunterTits

https://www.patreon.com/darkhound1

Patrick says

I've had both really good and really bad experiences.

I don't do it. My only experience was a bachelor party for the BIL and we went on a special night.... midget night. Still had "regular" girls there, but it was fucking stupid.

Vegas or a big city I'd guess you can get some hotties, but it's mostly the trashy girls. I knew who they were when I was 15 and have no interest in seeing them naked at 25 after popping out 3 kids. Unicorns exists of course, but they're hard to find. Hence why the internet is a beautiful face (edit place... lol). Don't have to deal with midget night...

Works fine for me. I'm face deep in the pixelated cleavage.

Ren'py, so should be okay.

!!!!! This is a new full version !!!!!
Please download the full 0.3.0.0 beta from these links (they are also on the main page):
Windows/Linux version:
https://mega.nz/file/zsFHxKQL#pYZMGw6xY1MOkq6_PL4mgNwx-Wbz8SCYqfselOlZcr8
OR
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1YNyCTGToJV2UuhTYngdRkIIpcwJZqmiJ/view

Mac version:
https://mega.nz/file/aldh1aIC#7CloI2Yt0Zaonex_zqr958p6GYRKC0qgSew7NkWp2KE
OR
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1GdMoOUwz391SHfpUFHJgaL5tNeiMTpsX/view

Do you think that woman is aware of how much power she has over men?

HunterTits says

I did download it. When I launch them, nothing happens. Running the compatibility troubleshooter doesn't help, either.

Linux or Win? With linux you have to set it up as an executable. You'd love this game, big tits and that "Early 80s T&A flick" feel.

I D/L with Mega, not googly.

Bwahahaha, First Name Hunter, last name Tits. You will like Joy, and probably Yumiko

Wholesome!

Cartoon of the luckiest teen boy on earth.

Patrick says

Cartoon of the luckiest teen boy on earth.

Yes, and that's his math teacher.

Kayleigh McEnany after reconstructive boob surgery?