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Sexy Picture Thread


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2016 Jul 30, 12:29pm   503,713 views  3,137 comments

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1596   Onvacation   2021 May 3, 6:19am  

HunterTits says
Observable evidence as documented in what you do is poof enough

I've met Patrick. He's no poof.
1597   HeadSet   2021 May 3, 10:49am  

Onvacation says
I've met Patrick. He's no poof.

??? Are you saying you "hit" on Patrick and got rebuffed?
1598   Onvacation   2021 May 3, 10:52am  

HeadSet says
Onvacation says
I've met Patrick. He's no poof.

??? Are you saying you "hit" on Patrick and got rebuffed?

Something like that.
1599   rocketjoe79   2021 May 3, 11:02am  

Hey, can we make a separate thread about complaints about this thread?

I prefer to focus on pics of sexy hot women.
1600   Onvacation   2021 May 3, 11:09am  

rocketjoe79 says
focus on pics of sexy hot women.

If HunterTits actually quit, we need to find someone new to procure the finest wholesome titty models.

It's a full time job that requires looking at endless porn in the attempt to find models worthy of being featured here.

It's a tough job, and I wouldn't want to do it.
1601   rocketjoe79   2021 May 5, 10:04am  

Starting to go into withdrawal - no new pics since April 30.
1602   Onvacation   2021 May 5, 11:18am  

Onvacation says

It's a tough job, and I wouldn't want to do it.

And @HunterTits was so good at it.
1603   Patrick   2021 May 5, 12:20pm  

rocketjoe79 says
Starting to go into withdrawal - no new pics since April 30.


He would not let himself be limited to posting tits in this one thread. I decided I don't want tits in the other threads so that people can know they won't be surprised when the wife or boss is around.

I'd be happy to have HunterTits' commentary on any thread, and his tit pics here, but that's where it stands.
1605   AmericanKulak   2021 May 14, 12:29pm  

HunterTits says


~1990 Birth Year Tattoo variant Alpha13: Star Pattern. Variants in this class of Millennial "Uniquely Me" tattoos include Paw Prints, and Flock of Birds in the same general side abs area.

HunterTits says


Perfection.
1606   porkchopXpress   2021 May 16, 2:10pm  

Anyone else really paranoid about getting STDs? If I knew there was zero risk I'd be such a slut, but the fear of disease scares the hell out of me. I think I'm more anxious about it than the average person.
1607   HeadSet   2021 May 16, 2:28pm  

porkchopexpress says
Anyone else really paranoid about getting STDs? If I knew there was zero risk I'd be such a slut, but the fear of disease scares the hell out of me. I think I'm more anxious about it than the average person.

Nah, your palm is likely disease free. You can wear a disposable glove if it makes you feel safer.
1608   porkchopXpress   2021 May 16, 2:37pm  

HeadSet says
Nah, your palm is likely disease free. You can wear a disposable glove if it makes you feel safer.
Ha, but it's so calloused. Perhaps silk opera gloves to smooth the experience.
1609   HeadSet   2021 May 16, 2:48pm  

porkchopexpress says
HeadSet says
Nah, your palm is likely disease free. You can wear a disposable glove if it makes you feel safer.
Ha, but it's so calloused. Perhaps silk opera gloves to smooth the experience.

Are you sure those are "callouses" on your dick and not sores?
1610   rocketjoe79   2021 May 18, 10:57pm  

HunterTits says

Need to Stalk: name please?
1611   Patrick   2021 May 19, 6:08pm  

HunterTits says


She's pretty damn perfect imho. Just the right amount of bush too, neither Barbie-doll nor jungle.
1612   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2021 May 23, 9:52am  

porkchopexpress says
Anyone else really paranoid about getting STDs? If I knew there was zero risk I'd be such a slut, but the fear of disease scares the hell out of me. I think I'm more anxious about it than the average person.


Until I was about 36 I had sex without a condom once and that was a mistake I should not have made. I didn’t want an STD(nearly all my friends had an STD at least once) and didn’t want a unexpected kid and didn’t trust anyone as far as birth control. When I was 36 I had a girlfriend for a while that had a hysterectomy due to cancer in her early 30’s and I was ok with not using a condom with her.
1613   Patrick   2021 May 23, 11:04pm  



Dayum.
1614   AmericanKulak   2021 May 24, 10:18am  

Wow, great brunettes. Just right. Thanks @HunterTits. You are a true gourmand.
1615   Ceffer   2021 May 25, 12:40pm  

Fag titty lasers. That'd be great for grammar school show 'n tell day.
1616   AmericanKulak   2021 May 25, 10:02pm  

Redhead would be hot, but ruined by that tattoo of hand puppet shadows or Emperor Ming holding a Globe of the Earth or whatever the fuck it is.
1617   Patrick   2021 May 25, 10:25pm  

At the first strip joint I ever went to, in Windsor, Canada with a friend at age 18, we learned from one stripper that she could not get a job in the better club because of her tattoo. At the time I thought that was odd, but I totally understand now. Will pay extra for stripper with zero tats!
1619   Ceffer   2021 May 26, 12:59pm  

I only went to a stripper bar once in the day with a friend at Stanford Medical School. Girl leaned over, had a nice body, but her teeth were really bad. The whole scene was kind of depressing and disturbing, and I have had absolutely no desire to repeat the experience ever again.

Oddly enough, I like the obligatory 'stripper joint' scenes in movies and TV. I guess I like depravity in theory but in practice I find it too dismal and scary.
1620   Onvacation   2021 May 26, 1:24pm  

Ceffer says
I only went to a stripper bar once

I used to HAVE to go for work. I have pictures somewhere...
1621   HeadSet   2021 May 26, 5:04pm  

Onvacation says
Ceffer says
I only went to a stripper bar once

I used to HAVE to go for work. I have pictures somewhere...

And then you quit that job to be Head Beer Taster at an upscale craft brewery.
1622   Onvacation   2021 May 26, 5:18pm  

HeadSet says
And then you quit that job to be Head Beer Taster at an upscale craft brewery.

That's just a hobby.
1623   Ceffer   2021 May 26, 5:22pm  

Testing beer by licking it off the tits of strippers. Now, there's a job title.
1624   HeadSet   2021 May 26, 5:27pm  

Ceffer says
Testing beer by licking it off the tits of strippers. Now, there's a job title.

I suspect a future upgrade of a Rin doll will have tits that dispense beer.
1625   Patrick   2021 May 26, 7:05pm  

@Onvacation who is the woman in comment 2087 above?
1626   Onvacation   2021 May 26, 7:08pm  

I believe it is Ms. Carone from the election fraud investigations.
1627   Onvacation   2021 May 26, 7:09pm  

I love her eye expression at the beginning of the video.
1628   Patrick   2021 May 26, 7:14pm  

Onvacation says
I believe it is Ms. Carone from the election fraud investigations.


Bam, just like that I'm in love. Again.
1629   SoTex   2021 May 26, 7:46pm  

Onvacation says
I used to HAVE to go for work. I have pictures somewhere...


I GOT to go for a work lunch meeting at the first biotech I worked at (96). San Antonio, Houston, Austin, they have great strip bars.

I'll tell you what, they sure aren't sending their best for the lunch buffet.
1630   Onvacation   2021 May 26, 8:38pm  

Patrick says
Onvacation says
I believe it is Ms. Carone from the election fraud investigations.


Bam, just like that I'm in love. Again.

I won't tell your wife. You don't tell mine.

She's a bombshell.
1631   Onvacation   2021 May 26, 8:43pm  

HunterTits says
What does this have to do with the titties thread?

She's got boobs.

You want to look at page one of this thread?

Didn't think so.
1632   Onvacation   2021 May 26, 8:49pm  

Heres her mugshot from when she was a bad girl
Couldn't find any nudes but I'm not the great white HunterTits.

@ HunterTits Sorry if I assumed your largesse or RGB spectrum.
1633   Patrick   2021 May 26, 9:38pm  

Ceffer says
Girl leaned over, had a nice body, but her teeth were really bad. The whole scene was kind of depressing and disturbing, and I have had absolutely no desire to repeat the experience ever again.


@Ceffer I've had both really good and really bad experiences. It's not something I do much anymore, especially since I don't go up to SF now, but I don't regret the fun I had, and all that I learned.
1634   Onvacation   2021 May 26, 10:13pm  

Patrick says
I don't regret the fun I had, and all that I learned.

Like that woman in Portland who could spin upside down on the pole and her breasts maintained their perky profile? Stunning what a woman on a pole can do.
1635   AmericanKulak   2021 May 27, 5:00am  

Ceffer says
Oddly enough, I like the obligatory 'stripper joint' scenes in movies and TV. I guess I like depravity in theory but in practice I find it too dismal and scary.


Ditto. Oddly, I lose my appetite at buffet strip clubs, some kind of cannibalism dislike: eating a steak or chicken while looking at nude gals rubs me wrong somehow.

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