Sexy Picture Thread

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Patrick 2021 Apr 14, 9:40am

OK, blondes too. You got me.

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GNL 2021 Apr 15, 1:17pm

HunterTits says

Hot but those bones...🤮

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Patrick 2021 Apr 15, 1:26pm

Buy that girl a cheesecake.

The tits are amazing, but she does need to eat a bit more.

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Ceffer 2021 Apr 15, 1:28pm

Needs more slushy grapples for the donging.

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Ceffer 2021 Apr 17, 5:31pm

HunterTits says

Normally blondes are not my thing. But this one ^^^^ has a face that just struck me hard.

What face?

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Patrick 2021 Apr 20, 1:38pm

Oooh. Wow.

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HeadSet 2021 Apr 20, 4:54pm

"Brave" in real life.

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Rin 2021 Apr 30, 4:16pm

Let me archive the entire GIF Stacker ...

Now, it's all in one ensemble!

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Onvacation 2021 Apr 30, 5:15pm

1591 mell 2021 Apr 30, 5:19pm

Onvacation says

Let me motorboat those sonsabitches! Beauty

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Patrick 2021 Apr 30, 5:32pm

She is stunning. Russian if I remember right. I found other images of her once.

Probably a psychopath, but I don't care.

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Onvacation 2021 Apr 30, 5:38pm

Fine line between art and pornography.

For some it's naked ankles or exposed navels. Others think that Ass to mouth submissive porn is wholesome. The truth is in between.

I certainly do not come to Patnet for porn but I do appreciate HunterTits classily posed boob models. Hardcore sclonging of pornstars with massive surgically enhanced tits is just not my thing.

To each his own, that's what made the internet grow so fast; geeks sharing porn.

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Onvacation 2021 Apr 30, 5:39pm

And thanks for keeping the Kamala fakes off of here. I'm sure they are out there (maybe even real) But I don't want to see them.

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Patrick 2021 May 1, 1:06pm

HunterTits says

if EBGuy decides to have it all nuked, it will happen

@HunterTits You are exaggerating a lot.

Readers have a legitimate right to suppress porn when they could be at work at or at home with kids/wife behind them.

Note that you can still post tits to the tits thread, just not all over the other threads.

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Onvacation 2021 May 3, 6:19am

HunterTits says

Observable evidence as documented in what you do is poof enough

I've met Patrick. He's no poof.

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HeadSet 2021 May 3, 10:49am

Onvacation says

I've met Patrick. He's no poof.

??? Are you saying you "hit" on Patrick and got rebuffed?

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Onvacation 2021 May 3, 10:52am

HeadSet says

Onvacation says
I've met Patrick. He's no poof.

??? Are you saying you "hit" on Patrick and got rebuffed?

Something like that.

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rocketjoe79 2021 May 3, 11:02am

Hey, can we make a separate thread about complaints about this thread?

I prefer to focus on pics of sexy hot women.

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Onvacation 2021 May 3, 11:09am

rocketjoe79 says

focus on pics of sexy hot women.

If HunterTits actually quit, we need to find someone new to procure the finest wholesome titty models.

It's a full time job that requires looking at endless porn in the attempt to find models worthy of being featured here.

It's a tough job, and I wouldn't want to do it.

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rocketjoe79 2021 May 5, 10:04am

Starting to go into withdrawal - no new pics since April 30.

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Onvacation 2021 May 5, 11:18am

Onvacation says

It's a tough job, and I wouldn't want to do it.

And @HunterTits was so good at it.

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Patrick 2021 May 5, 12:20pm

rocketjoe79 says

Starting to go into withdrawal - no new pics since April 30.

He would not let himself be limited to posting tits in this one thread. I decided I don't want tits in the other threads so that people can know they won't be surprised when the wife or boss is around.

I'd be happy to have HunterTits' commentary on any thread, and his tit pics here, but that's where it stands.

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Patrick 2021 May 8, 11:33pm

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AmericanKulak 2021 May 14, 12:29pm

HunterTits says

~1990 Birth Year Tattoo variant Alpha13: Star Pattern. Variants in this class of Millennial "Uniquely Me" tattoos include Paw Prints, and Flock of Birds in the same general side abs area.

HunterTits says

Perfection.

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porkchopXpress 2021 May 16, 2:10pm

Anyone else really paranoid about getting STDs? If I knew there was zero risk I'd be such a slut, but the fear of disease scares the hell out of me. I think I'm more anxious about it than the average person.

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HeadSet 2021 May 16, 2:28pm

porkchopexpress says

Anyone else really paranoid about getting STDs? If I knew there was zero risk I'd be such a slut, but the fear of disease scares the hell out of me. I think I'm more anxious about it than the average person.

Nah, your palm is likely disease free. You can wear a disposable glove if it makes you feel safer.

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porkchopXpress 2021 May 16, 2:37pm

HeadSet says

Nah, your palm is likely disease free. You can wear a disposable glove if it makes you feel safer.

Ha, but it's so calloused. Perhaps silk opera gloves to smooth the experience.

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HeadSet 2021 May 16, 2:48pm

porkchopexpress says

HeadSet says
Nah, your palm is likely disease free. You can wear a disposable glove if it makes you feel safer.
Ha, but it's so calloused. Perhaps silk opera gloves to smooth the experience.

Are you sure those are "callouses" on your dick and not sores?

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rocketjoe79 2021 May 18, 10:57pm

HunterTits says

Need to Stalk: name please?

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Patrick 2021 May 19, 6:08pm

HunterTits says

She's pretty damn perfect imho. Just the right amount of bush too, neither Barbie-doll nor jungle.

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FuckTheMainstreamMedia 2021 May 23, 9:52am

porkchopexpress says

Anyone else really paranoid about getting STDs? If I knew there was zero risk I'd be such a slut, but the fear of disease scares the hell out of me. I think I'm more anxious about it than the average person.

Until I was about 36 I had sex without a condom once and that was a mistake I should not have made. I didn’t want an STD(nearly all my friends had an STD at least once) and didn’t want a unexpected kid and didn’t trust anyone as far as birth control. When I was 36 I had a girlfriend for a while that had a hysterectomy due to cancer in her early 30’s and I was ok with not using a condom with her.

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Patrick 2021 May 23, 11:04pm

Dayum.

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AmericanKulak 2021 May 24, 10:18am

Wow, great brunettes. Just right. Thanks @HunterTits. You are a true gourmand.

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Ceffer 2021 May 25, 12:40pm

Fag titty lasers. That'd be great for grammar school show 'n tell day.

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AmericanKulak 2021 May 25, 10:02pm

Redhead would be hot, but ruined by that tattoo of hand puppet shadows or Emperor Ming holding a Globe of the Earth or whatever the fuck it is.

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Patrick 2021 May 25, 10:25pm

At the first strip joint I ever went to, in Windsor, Canada with a friend at age 18, we learned from one stripper that she could not get a job in the better club because of her tattoo. At the time I thought that was odd, but I totally understand now. Will pay extra for stripper with zero tats!

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Onvacation 2021 May 26, 11:19am

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Ceffer 2021 May 26, 12:59pm

I only went to a stripper bar once in the day with a friend at Stanford Medical School. Girl leaned over, had a nice body, but her teeth were really bad. The whole scene was kind of depressing and disturbing, and I have had absolutely no desire to repeat the experience ever again.

Oddly enough, I like the obligatory 'stripper joint' scenes in movies and TV. I guess I like depravity in theory but in practice I find it too dismal and scary.

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Onvacation 2021 May 26, 1:24pm

Ceffer says

I only went to a stripper bar once

I used to HAVE to go for work. I have pictures somewhere...

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HeadSet 2021 May 26, 5:04pm

Onvacation says

Ceffer says
I only went to a stripper bar once

I used to HAVE to go for work. I have pictures somewhere...

And then you quit that job to be Head Beer Taster at an upscale craft brewery.

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