0
0

Climate Change Strategies


               
2016 Aug 5, 4:33pm   275 views  0 comments

by Dan8267   follow (4)  

Strategies and which party, if any uses them.

Strategy 1: Ostrich (Republicans)
Ignore the problem and pretend it doesn't exist.

Strategy 2: Hail Mary (Republicans)
Look at a higher power (god, engineers) to magically solve the problem before the shit hits the fan.

Strategy 3: Shrug (Republicans)
Admit that it's a problem but one not worth solving. Hope your ass isn't the one fried.

Strategy 4: Mitigation (Democrats)
Take actions to reduce the chance or degree to which the problem will happen.

Strategy 5: Insurance (Democrats)
Accept that climate change is going to happen and start dealing with it by building sea walls or taking other actions.

Strategy 6: Contingencies (No one)
Give up on planet Earth and move to another Earth-like planet. Unfortunately, we don't have the technology to do this or a place to go.

#politics #climateChange

no comments found

Please register to comment:

api   best comments   contact   latest images   memes   one year ago   users   suggestions   gaiste