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FB will be declared Master Debater if succeeds at these three labors:
- Goes 90 minutes without saying "cunt"
- Does not fling feces
- Does not praise Hitler
IHLlary will put itching powder in his underwear, and Trumpligula will hide her cough syrup.
Trumpligula will try to strangle her with his power tie, while she beats him unconscious with her prosthetic leg.
Every time IHLlary scores against Trumpligula, Bill will swing across the stage on a trapeze with a naked girl in his lap.
One of the debate topics will be, "Which one of you will have sluttiest first lady?"
The debate will be a version of Dan (Clinton) debating Ironmangina (Orangedouchebag) on PatNet.
The debate will be a version of Dan (Clinton) debating Ironmangina (Orangedouchebag) on PatNet.
So what will you do first?
Gouge out your eyes with a spork?
Or
Pierce your ear drums with a cross peen hammer?
FIFY...
The debate will be a version of Dan (Clinton) debating Weiner (Orangedouchebag) on TextNet.
The debate will be a version of Dan (Clinton) debating Ironmangina (Orangedouchebag) on PatNet.
So what will you do first?
Gouge out your eyes with a spork?
Or
Pierce your ear drums with a cross peen hammer?
You truly don't know? Watching the #Orangedouchebag eat his own shit has become boring. He, as a shiteater, as in everything, is a maximalist, and he's always been especially stupid, but now he's even starting to bore ApocalypseFuck and all he warrants is the ignore button. Maybe if his entire family of pampered divas formed a circle on a gold-plated Atlantic City stage and ate their shit while schlonging each other as he debated the Scarlet Whore I'd bust out the DVR. Maybe.
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