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September 26, 2016 Presidential Debate


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2016 Sep 26, 8:18am   50,706 views  374 comments

by turtledove   ➕follow (11)   💰tip   ignore  

I hope everyone will be tuning in... Perhaps, we can have some live discussion. Kind of like Mystery Science Theater... only with Patnet members and politics...

For those living under a rock, the debate begins tonight at 9:00 PM EST (6:00 for us west coasters).

So... Any pregame discussion? Are we taking odds on Hillary coughing/tripping/fainting...? Or Trump losing his temper and calling Hillary a "pig...?" Or perhaps bets on how many times he says the word "yuuuuge?"

Finally! Some drama!

#debate

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27   HydroCabron   2016 Sep 26, 3:38pm  

Tenpoundbass says

There are two kids of people those that are doing and then there's those on the sidelines saying your doing wrong.

Still waiting for FB to perform his first public service.

28   turtledove   2016 Sep 26, 3:44pm  

zzyzzx is deplorable says

OK, so you take a drink whenever Hillary coughs or says the following:

women

equality

Chelsea

Obama

race

If Hillary falls, you have to chug the rest of your drink.

You take a drink whenever Trump says:

Wall

Mexico

China

Jobs

Trade

Also take a sip if Ivanka is shown.

You take a drink if either one mentions the police, Bengazi, Bill, or anyone oversteps their time limit.

the last patient is gone. I'm free, he he he.

Well done. Who's in?

29   turtledove   2016 Sep 26, 3:46pm  

Ceffer says

Turtleligula

Not sure how I feel about that.

30   turtledove   2016 Sep 26, 3:52pm  

YesYNot says

his lizard brain will take over. He'll whip it out and start fucking her mouth, before realizing he is on stage.

Disturbing image.

For those who think Yes is a woman, the above should set the record straight once and for all. I vote "man."

31   turtledove   2016 Sep 26, 3:54pm  

thunderlips11 is deplorable says

No, Turtledove has to show her thong. :)

I'm just old enough that you might simply get a picture of a flip-flop sandal.

32   turtledove   2016 Sep 26, 3:56pm  

I just read the "Trigger Warning." That is too funny. Who are all these sensitive little girls?

33   HydroCabron   2016 Sep 26, 3:59pm  

turtledove is deplorable says

Who are all these sensitive little girls?

Trump supporters who piss themselves at the thought of Daddy getting fact-checked? People who hate "safe spaces" but can't handle someone kneeling during the national anthem? People who bawl when you call them "deplorable"?

34   turtledove   2016 Sep 26, 4:02pm  

Ironman says

He/she lives in Virginia

I had no idea. What part? I was a NoVa resident for about 8 years. My first real job was for Riggs.

35   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Sep 26, 4:04pm  

turtledove is deplorable says

I just read the "Trigger Warning." That is too funny. Who are all these sensitive little girls?

Powerful Independent Educated Women of the Future.

36   turtledove   2016 Sep 26, 4:11pm  

HydroCabron says

Trump supporters who piss themselves at the thought of Daddy getting fact-checked?

Okay, but they are going to have to do better than "that's not totally true" as the sum total of some of their fact checking. Or when they pick out a word, like Trump's use of the word "literally," and claim it's a false statement because it isn't really "literally." I saw only a couple of items that concerned me out of the 19 page list. Most struck me as taking the way a person expresses himself and splitting hairs over his dramatic presentation... and then calling it a lie.

HydroCabron says

People who bawl when you call them "deplorable"

Nah, it's not the name calling that bothers us... It's the hypocrisy of our handicapable legislators who can't use the words "Islamic terrorists/extremists" for fear of offending people.... who then say half the country is deplorable.

37   Ceffer   2016 Sep 26, 4:15pm  

This drinking game guarantees a lot of drunken raving on Patnet tonite. Will we be able to distinguish it from the usual and customary raving?

38   turtledove   2016 Sep 26, 4:19pm  

Ceffer says

This drinking game guarantees a lot of drunken raving on Patnet tonite. Will we be able to distinguish it from the usual and customary raving?

But it will be fun to watch the erosion of spelling, grammar, and problem solving skills as the night goes on.

39   Ceffer   2016 Sep 26, 4:20pm  

thunderlips11 is deplorable says

Powerful Independent Educated Women of the Future.

aka women who nobody will pay for sex.

40   HydroCabron   2016 Sep 26, 4:23pm  

turtledove is deplorable says

It's the hypocrisy of our handicapable legislators who can't use the words "Islamic terrorists/extremists" for fear of offending people.... who then say half the country is deplorable.

Seriously, that upsets you?

And neither is true: politicians often call an Islamic terrorist an Islamic terrorist, and nobody called half the country "deplorable."

So you're 0 for 2.

Why do you even waste time on this stuff?

41   turtledove   2016 Sep 26, 4:25pm  

HydroCabron says

politicians often call an Islamic terrorist an Islamic terrorist

Sorry, "radical Islam."

As for half the country... I guess we'll find out the real deplorable numbers after the votes are counted.

42   Ceffer   2016 Sep 26, 4:26pm  

turtledove is deplorable says

problem solving skills

Gollee, you give Patnetters so much credit.

43   HydroCabron   2016 Sep 26, 4:32pm  

turtledove is deplorable says

As for half the country... I guess we'll find out the real deplorable numbers after the votes are counted.

1. Saddam did not sponsor 9/11
2. Hillary referred to half of Trump supporters as "deplorables" - an un-PC yet totally correct characterization; she did not call half the country "deplorables"

Why do you pretend to be interested in politics? You haven't learned anything about it.

44   MAGA   2016 Sep 26, 4:39pm  

Wonder what color pantsuit illary will wear?

45   MAGA   2016 Sep 26, 4:47pm  

turtledove is deplorable says

Perhaps, we can have some live discussion

Too bad we don't have a live chatroom on the blog.

46   truth will find you   2016 Sep 26, 5:05pm  

Live discussion on patrick.net = ranting and ravings from morons and bigots, punctuated infrequently by intelligent points from me and hydrocarbon.

47   turtledove   2016 Sep 26, 5:20pm  

HydroCabron says

Hillary referred to half of Trump supporters as "deplorables"

So what? Is it less wrong because it's half of a half? Well, which half? Since Trump is a racist/bigot/xenophobe/sexist... It must be difficult to pick out which ones of us belong in the basket. Therefore, none or all belong in the basket?

Based on your handicapable standards for fact checking, I guess Hillary's statement regarding Trump supporters would have to be classified as a "lie," since it cannot be precisely determined by hair splitters what exactly she meant. That must have kept you up all night.

But Hydro, no one really cares. We find it more ironic than insulting.

48   turtledove   2016 Sep 26, 5:24pm  

truth will find you says

ranting and ravings from morons

Hey, none of that. Just try to control your rantings and ravings this time.

Come on... Both you and Hydro need to lighten up. We need to have some fun tonight. This debate is going to be pure gold. Material all around. Embrace the horror!

49   Tenpoundbass   2016 Sep 26, 5:25pm  

turtledove is deplorable says

Ceffer says

Turtleligula

Not sure how I feel about that.

Take it it's better than Turttlefuck

50   FortWayne   2016 Sep 26, 5:26pm  

30 mins to debate, we'll be tuning in as well. Thanks for the reminder TD.

51   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Sep 26, 5:34pm  

Alternative to watching CNN:
www.youtube.com/embed/ZEHPrYUcoi0

Others:
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=debate+live+stream

Trumpeteers, this song is Meme Magic. Play before the debate.
www.youtube.com/embed/GKzsktuqwyU

52   Ceffer   2016 Sep 26, 5:41pm  

Are they making a special PodiumHoveround for IHLlary?

53   RWSGFY   2016 Sep 26, 5:42pm  

truth will find you says

intelligent points from me and hydrocarbon.

It's "hydrocabron", cabron!

54   justme   2016 Sep 26, 6:14pm  

Hillary: "Equal pay for women's work"

Whoa, that's a new one. Sounds a lot like equal pay for unequal work. Hillary just moved the goal-posts of feminism again.

55   Patrick   2016 Sep 26, 6:14pm  

Trump is sniffling, like he has a cold. Not good.

56   indigenous   2016 Sep 26, 6:16pm  

equal pay for women and minimum wage 2 fallacies

Profit sharing not government's purview

Increasing the taxes on the rich right?

The focus on jobs has to be on the creation of new jobs.

The government does NOT create jobs.

57   justme   2016 Sep 26, 6:16pm  

Patrick, I was just about to say that Trump seems to have been hitting the white powder.

58   indigenous   2016 Sep 26, 6:17pm  

justme says

Patrick, I was just about to say that Trump seems to have been hitting the white powder.

You are a Dumb ass

59   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2016 Sep 26, 6:17pm  

Omg the recession was caused by low taxes?

Can we get Hildebeast an account here?

60   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Sep 26, 6:18pm  

She's just busting out bromides at high speed.

We heard the Clean Energy Economy bullshit the last two elections.

Edit: And he went there, that Solar Company we subsidized that went out of business real quick.

61   indigenous   2016 Sep 26, 6:18pm  

government does not create jobs

62   Patrick   2016 Sep 26, 6:19pm  

justme says

Patrick, I was just about to say that Trump seems to have been hitting the white powder.

Nah, he doesn't sounds like it. Coked up people are hyper. My bet is that it's a cold.

63   indigenous   2016 Sep 26, 6:20pm  

Trump is right on how to create jobs.

Especially about NAFTA

64   indigenous   2016 Sep 26, 6:21pm  

Hillary should not have any fucking thing to do with trade she doesn't know shit.

65   missing   2016 Sep 26, 6:22pm  

C'mon, comment. How is Trumpy doing?
I can't watch now :(

66   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2016 Sep 26, 6:22pm  

Go for the jugular Donald! Rip her the new butthole that Bill couldn't!

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