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Some researchers wanted my mother's brain when she died, since she had a brain tumor.

Sorry, nope. She wanted to be cremated and we did it as soon as possible.

I wonder how he got the DNA test without the mom knowing. If he is not married to the mom, he cannot get a blood draw from the kid. If he is married to the mom, it is legally his kid no matter who planted the seed.

HeadSet says

I wonder how he got the DNA test without the mom knowing. If he is not married to the mom, he cannot get a blood draw from the kid. If he is married to the mom, it is legally his kid no matter who planted the seed.

You don't need a blood sample any more.

DNA tests can be done with a "buccal swab" which can be obtained with a cotton swab that's rubbed on the inside of your cheek.

I'd take a shot on her tits, but double up in the hole, and no way she's Girlfriend material. I would rather shell out $130 for a hotel room than have her know where I live, too.

AmericanKulak says

I would rather shell out $130 for a hotel room than have her know where I live, too.

Or her current husband.

From Jordan Peterson, and I think it applies to men too:

Patrick says

From Jordan Peterson, and I think it applies to men too:

Yes. All lefties are either perma-adolescents or grifters taking advantage of the overgrown adolescents. An adult is one who can take of himself/herself and others. An adolescent just wants to play while being supported.

Patrick says

If that were true we would all be Amish.

https://notthebee.com/article/ladies-what-is-the-first-word-that-comes-to-mind-when-you-see-this-picture

There are still some based women who admit being utterly disgusted by "feminist" men. Maybe there are more all the time.

It's called a vacation...

Fifth wave feminism is a reversion to 1st wave? Nice!

https://twitter.com/AlpacaAurelius/status/1638266878505132032?ref_src=patrick.net

https://twitter.com/ClownWorld/status/1638636246821122048?ref_src=patrick.net

"B-b-b-but, if men act more responsibly and MAN UP, modern society's benefits to hoing up will magically disappear contrary to all economic and egotistical human nature!" - Tradcucks

"Nothing excites a woman on more than being a responsible Servant-Leader! Responsible Women are not attracted to bad boy Chad Tyrones! " - Tradcucks

Responsible Women in postitions of authority examples from US and UK:

https://metro.co.uk/2021/07/03/prison-guard-jailed-for-having-sex-with-inmate-in-front-of-11-others-14868121/
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5791997/hmp-send-prison-officers-sacked-sex-inmates/
https://www.foxnews.com/world/wild-sex-claims-revealed-cushiest-prison-18-female-guards-fired-quit-report
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/apr/29/prison-officer-sacked-and-jailed-for-having-sex-with-inmate-in-cell

Tennessee Gangbang Female Cop is married to a Sheriff and Pastor's son who is maximally cucking for her:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11632291/Husband-Tennessee-cop-gone-wild-Maegan-Hall-sticks-wife.html

Stand by your WO-man! Give her 5 cops to please her!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2KP9fYZUWA

Tammy Wynette's 5 (FIVE) marriages and 4 (FOUR) divorces:
Euple Byrd
(m. 1960; div. 1965)
Don Chapel
(m. 1967; annulled 1968)
George Jones
(m. 1969; div. 1975)
Michael Tomlin
(m. 1976; annulled 1976)
George Richey (m. 1978)

Note the minimal time gap in the last 4 marriages - she was Monkey Branching for sure

"How did she find another guy so fast?" She found them prior to her leaving, Sherlock!

Shaman says

Fifth wave feminism is a reversion to 1st wave? Nice!

There is no waves. It's just like LGBTQ. They're just phases to implement more gynocracy.

Back in the first wave, the element to rewrite the Bible to make the Divinity Female and downplay Jezebel, Delilah, etc. were there, as were demands for Free Love. Free Love, rather than Family Duty, is the state we are now in.

I met a woman and her husband today. They're moving into one of his mother's homes so they can reduce expenses (free rent). Why? So she can quit her job and become a stay at home mother for her 2 young daughters. I cannot tell you how much her face lit up when she told me that. I was genuinely happy for them and their children.

GNL says

I met a woman and her husband today. They're moving into one of his mother's homes so they can reduce expenses (free rent). Why? So she can quit her job and become a stay at home mother for her 2 young daughters. I cannot tell you how much her face lit up when she told me that. I was genuinely happy for them and their children.

"Her" or "Their" young daughters...

At least the home is in his mother's name.

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-iconic-milestones-in-womens-history

I'm so old I remember old ladies smiling with pride when neighbors, family, their kids, their kids friends, etc. complimented on their cooking.

Damn that Cuban sandwich looks good.

AmericanKulak says

I'm so old I remember old ladies smiling with pride when neighbors, family, their kids, their kids friends, etc. complimented on their cooking.

Not just old ladies, but young wives as well. No woman wanted to be known as a bad cook.

"I heard that newlywed next door absolutely worships her husband - puts burnt offerings in front of him 3 times a day."

MAKE YOUR OWN SANDWICH!!

"I CAN COOK. I CAN MAKE BOXED KRAFT MAC N CHEESE AND A COLD CUTS PLATE OR CHIPS WITH A JAR OF PREMADE SALSA DIP!! WE CAN HAVE IT WITH THIS BOXED WINE!! I MADE MY KIDS (DINOSAUR FRIED FROZEN AND MINUTE) RICE AND CHICKEN FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT !"

- Women under 50 today

These days if they take some spaghetti and soak it in a pot for a few minutes, they think they graduated from the Cordon Bleu School. Let's be real, for most chicks born after the 1960s, unburnt toast is a flex.

AmericanKulak says

Let's be real, for most chicks born after the 1960s, unburnt toast is a flex.

An exception is the Midwest. I got some good meals while I was dating in Omaha and Dayton, and my wife is a very good cook.

https://notthebee.com/article/feminism-is-coming-full-circle-let-this-woman-explain-why-free-love-and-hookup-culture-does-not-work

Feminism says women need to essentially be men in order to be liberated. They need to hustle in the workforce, act like one of the bros, and have as many one-night stands as possible.

It ruined them. Now they're realizing that competing with men resulted in no fulfillment whatsoever.

A lot of older conservatives who grew up in a majority-Christian culture have been shouting this for years.

But their approach has been "this is wrong" instead of "this DOES NOT WORK."

The nuance is important for reaching a culture that's so far gone that it calls evil good and good evil.

Patrick says

But their approach has been "this is wrong" instead of "this DOES NOT WORK."

I don't think they realized it didn't work.

I imagine for many women it must have felt incredibly limiting to be confined to being a housewife or a secretary, and not having the same opportunities men had. In fact, this was true. My mother was a commercial artist, when she got married, she was immediately fired because it was time for her to get barefoot and pregnant. Women in 1950 didn't have access to credit.

But this idea that women SHOULD have to do what men do, nope. I know some good women engineers, but I know a lot of women that aren't good engineers and felt like they had to go into a STEM field of some sort, and they are unhappy. I code because it was a hobby. I'm actually a VLSI designer by education (glad I didn't pursue that!) How many girls do you know that would code for 12 hours? I know plenty of men that did, not women. There's a sort of pleasure in creating and figuring something out, it's a big puzzle, how many women enjoy that?

There's some formidable chess players, but all the top ones are men. The top female winner in Jeopardy, is a transgendered male to female.

There's a flipside to this as well. Men are more likely to have mental illness, they have a wider range in intelligence going from very retarded to being very intelligent, they are more likely to be criminals, from general thuggery to white collar crime. Women are a lot more mentally and physically stable in their health.

In the beginning, this masculinized 50-year old Finance chick who was probably hot once seems like she's going to actually learn something. Asking 100 middle aged men why they date younger gals, and finding the answer isn't so much Appearance, but that they've less Baggage, more pleasant, and semi-malleable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2dmCPkfh3Y

She then proves them right by discarding their opinions and replacing them with her feels, damning younger women and demanding men her age be "Challenged".

Who the fuck wants to be challenged by a wrinkled old bat after a long work week at a dinner you're paying for? Usually on a subject you know that you know you've spent more time in the last year researching than every article or conversation she had on the subject her whole life, and her opinion came from a single HuffPo article written by a fellow shrew?

richwicks says

Women are a lot more mentally and physically stable in their health.

I no longer believe this is true. I think a solid 10-15% of men will never be on the self-supporting wagon due to criminal impulse, antisocial behaviors, severe autism, etc. and this number has been stable through time

But I also think just as many if not more women, once you wade through their more subsidized lives, are incapable of supporting themselves fully. MAMFAT/Fibro, My Ass Gia subsidies, Cubefraus who are really kept at their gov/ed/big corp paperwork job out of lawsuit fears, pension pirates, alimony rustlers, minimal work week EIC + Child Support slobs, Middle Aged crazy ladies who live with kids in return for a couple of hours babysitting during the workweek and eating all the food and getting free rent with no job, the leech SAHMs that continue to stay home despite their 1 or 2 kids being teens/out of the house entirely, etc.

25-55 year old women are now #1 for mental illness and psychoactive drugs.

EDIT: fixed "capable" to INcapable.

Also: Most men would be very happy spending years on the side of a mountain digging potatoes and trapping, hunting, skinning wild pheasants and deer and boar. Most women would be absolutely miserable by themselves alone in less than a week.

It is true that men have a wider variety of mental abilities than women though. There are more male idiots and geniuses than female idiots and geniuses.

I'm pretty sure this is because of men having only one X chromosome. They get the full force of the genes on the X, while women get that force moderated by having a second copy.

Booger says

It's called a vacation...

My new favorite is "I married myself".

There's a word for it: "Sologamy"

https://www.vogue.com/article/women-marrying-themselves-sologamy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sologamy

No dude would ever do something that retarded.

The ancients recognized how Spinsters and Women without Patriarchy tended to useless selfishness. We've forgotten that.

In the 2003 Sex and The City episode “A Woman’s Right to Shoes,” principal character Carrie Bradshaw announced to a friend that she intended to wed herself in defiance of the stigmatism faced by single, unmarried women. 14 years later, Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima tied the knot with herself in a symbolic ceremony in Monaco and today, more and more people are practicing sologamy—but what is it all about?

What Is Sologamy?
Sologomay, or self-marriage, is a symbolic ceremony where you commit to maintaining a meaningful, deep, and loving relationship with yourself.

https://www.brides.com/story/sologamy-why-women-are-marrying-themselves

This is basically shouting "I'm a Narcissist" as loud as possible.

AmericanKulak says

once you wade through their more subsidized lives, are incapable of supporting themselves fully. MAMFAT/Fibro, My Ass Gia subsidies, Cubefraus who are really kept at their gov/ed/big corp paperwork job out of lawsuit fears, pension pirates, alimony rustlers,...

I know 2 women who refuse to get divorced/remarried because if they do, they'll lose their half of their husband's pension and medical benefits.

Yet both of them have moved on to other relationships.

AmericanKulak says

Asking 100 middle aged men why they date younger gals, and finding the answer isn't so much Appearance

Oh yes it is. Old men, just like younger men, prefer women whose boobs don't sag. Men are hard wired subconsciously to what looks fertile. No man cares about what looks "distinguished."

AmericanKulak says

Sologomay, or self-marriage, is a symbolic ceremony where you commit to maintaining a meaningful, deep, and loving relationship with yourself.

So if a sologamist actually does go on a date with a man, is she cheating on herself? Grounds for divorce?

Of 13 persons selected for the 2023 intake of Stanford Surgery Interns...
https://surgery.stanford.edu/news2/Match2023-results.html#gensurg_categoricals

Only one Man (Asian) made the cut . 12 of 13 positions went to women, in a country 50% Male and where 33% of the entire US population is White and Male.

(Click the tabs to see all the new intakes between General, Vascular, and Plastic)

That Asian guy is the doctor you want if you really need surgery. He must be damn good to get past the institutional sexism and racism at Stanford.

HeadSet says

Men are hard wired subconsciously to what looks fertile.

Exactly. It's obvious from evolution. Genes for men that didn't care about fertile-looking women were wiped out.

HeadSet says

AmericanKulak says

Sologomay, or self-marriage, is a symbolic ceremony where you commit to maintaining a meaningful, deep, and loving relationship with yourself.

So if a sologamist actually does go on a date with a man, is she cheating on herself? Grounds for divorce?

Check this story out:

She divorces the husband, makes her "Sologamy" the same time as her ex husband's new marriage (to a younger chick), and has poorly concealed disappointment their adult kids go to his wedding instead of her Narcissitic Supply Buffet.
https://archive.md/o09Ld#selection-995.0-998.0

How many red flags can you find?

I also like how it's pretty obvious her ego wanted her ex-husband to die a broken man, pining for her on her deathbed, like her father did with her mother.

https://babylonbee.com/news/rookie-woman-wears-clothes-to-gym

Patrick says

https://babylonbee.com/news/rookie-woman-wears-clothes-to-gym

Dude it's crazy. Everybody wearing this expensive shit and gyms being invaded by THOTs filming themselves (doing nothing but thigh/ass exercises of course).

I got in my white paint splattered t-shirt and cotton frayed shorts like a normal person.