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Anybody who would marry a vampiric trophy wife like Gisele gets what they deserve. Somebody shoulda knocked him in the head off field.

AmericanKulak says

Soy Oil.

Try to find a mayonaise without soybean oil. Gonna make my own, because the real shit is $7 for a tiny jar.

Same, been buying the Japanese version (Kewpie) for the past couple of years and only noticed 2 weeks ago it's soy based too. Going to try to recreate that though, like the yolk version better. I'd think with a little lemon or apple cider vinegar it might last a while in the refrigerator?

edit: Oh! https://pickledplum.com/japanese-mayo-kewpie/

just_passing_through says

AmericanKulak says

Soy Oil.

Try to find a mayonaise without soybean oil. Gonna make my own, because the real shit is $7 for a tiny jar.

Same, been buying the Japanese version (Kewpie) for the past couple of years and only noticed 2 weeks ago it's soy based too. Going to try to recreate that though, like the yolk version better. I'd think with a little lemon or apple cider vinegar it might last a while in the refrigerator?

edit: Oh! https://pickledplum.com/japanese-mayo-kewpie/

Never heard of kewpie mayo. I had all the ingredients on hand so just made that recipe. I like it - very eggy. It made a good tuna sandwich.

I've been making lots of fermented veggies lately, and the fermented food community seems to emphasize the salt and acid levels are what keeps many types of bacteria at bay. About 2% salt by weight seems sufficient for fermented veggies, although I can still get mold near the surface in the first few days. After a week once the lactic acid builds up from the fermentation process, it seems to become significantly more resistant to mold. I'm not sure how the levels of vinegar and salt and lemon in mayo compares, but I always read not to keep homemade mayo for long unless you add preservatives. Then again, I've always felt the food safety nazis are overly conservative. I eat lots of really old shit.

Nice! I ferment red cabbage like it's going out of style the past year. I eat a few table spoons with dinner every night - great for the gut and also vit-k1 and much more vit-C that you get from OJ.

Plan to start some other veg ferments and kimchi this year now that I've moved and have more space than I had in CA apartments.

Re: feminism. Guy's gotta know how to cook / make food these days. It's funny whenever I start dating anyone on the regular; I can sense how they feel like a failure (some just say it) not being able to make decent food. I make pretty damn good stuff and notice others on here like 10lb do as well.

https://spectatorworld.com/topic/why-do-wives-still-take-their-husbands-last-names-feminism/

By changing her name, the wife, whether intentionally or not, communicates that she is participating in the perpetuation of a reality that connects one generation to another. From time immemorial, fathers have hoped to preserve their legacies through their children and grandchildren — from their wealth and possessions to physical and temperamental qualities. But all that has been manifested most simply in a name. “He comes from a long line of [fill in the last name].”

Of course, to most feminists, that’s the problem. That men resist taking their wives’ names is wrapped up in men’s “egos, ideas about masculinity, family traditions, all kinds of things that are influencing the ways men think about themselves and think about their names in particular,” Princeton historian Tera Hunter explains to WaPo. It represents the legacy of coverture, domestic laws originating in pre-colonial English legal custom, which viewed a married woman’s identity and existence as legally “covered” by her husband.

And yet, if the practice, like so much other dissipating residue of the patriarchy, goes by the wayside, we will be only further intensifying the atomizing tendencies of liberal, global postmodernity. We think jettisoning the final remnants of “chauvinist” power structures will push us ever closer to freedom, but what we are encountering on the other side is deeper loneliness and disconnection. Of course, if the sages of our therapeutic age are correct, we can just fashion our own purpose from the shards of that broken glass ceiling…right?

AmericanKulak says

Soy Oil.

Try to find a mayonaise without soybean oil. Gonna make my own, because the real shit is $7 for a tiny jar.

Use Avocado oil, it makes for a Bom.com mayonnaise.

https://kunstler.com/clusterfuck-nation/the-four-fuckeries/

Wokery, the Marxist campaign to disorder society in order to overthrow existing institutions and replace them with a utopian dictatorship of the intersectionally oppressed — also known as The Revenge of the Losers. Its primary tactic is to normalize mental illness. Wokery is often described as a new kind of religion, but that’s mainly because all of its proffers and principles are irrational, as is characteristic of all religions. Also, as in many religions, Wokery in practice is preoccupied with coercion and punishment — which is natural for a movement based on vengeance — and often to a sadistic degree. It laughs at the idea of redemption. Its adversaries are never forgiven, only dealt additional punishments for asking.

The mystery here is how Wokery was incorporated into the operating system of the Democratic Party. The answer is the party needed something to replace its erstwhile corpus of organized industrial workers, gone with the winds of Globalism, and so it valorized the various categories of the mentally ill, the permanently downtrodden, and sundry persons who had become economic hostages to its corrupt system of payments and grants. High above that ragtag-and-bobtail of crazies reigned an aristocracy of the so-called cognitive elite, people of unquestioned virtue, college professors, the creative class, the credentialed echelon — super-busy signaling their good intentions to their vassals to keep them in line.

Wokery, you may have noticed, is also a “religion” dominated by women, and a particular strain of women: those left grossly disappointed by the promises of feminism in its several iterations, that is, the ideal of having brilliant careers minus family and children — producing an implacable, inchoate, and transmissible rage at the world and a fierce wish-to-punish others not so disposed to Woke dogma. So, it’s no surprise that so much of that dogma emanated from the humanities departments of the universities where such careerist feminist intellectuals flocked and marinated in their disappointments. Thus, too, their avatar: the ever cold-blooded and fiendish Hillary Clinton, forever seeking requital for her life’s losses.

I want him to be fine with no kids, but also to be overjoyed if my 40 year old ass gets highly unlikely pregnant for the first...
I want him to have a nice welcoming family, but one we only have to see only three times a year at most...
I want him to take care of all the squeaky drawers and doors in the house, while I garden if the fit takes me.
I want him to take me away to exotic faraway destinations at least once a year... while we work on paying off (my) debt.
I want him to have a job he enjoys, while making lots of money, but also having only 40 hours a week, maybe a little less.

And the kicker... put up with my self-diagnosed PTSD while helping me inform him he is nuts also and needs a the-rapist like me.

AmericanKulak says

I want him to be fine with no kids, but also to be overjoyed if my 40 year old ass gets pregnant...
I want him to take me away to exotic faraway destinations at least once a year... while we work on paying off (her) debt.
I want him to have a job he enjoys, while making lots of money, but also having only 40 hours a week, maybe a little less.

LOL! Clue, they never change, even age only changes things a smidgen, it's genetic. "I'll either pair or reproduce according to my fantasy, or I won't pair or reproduce at all."

Remember, they're the ones who only have to roll over and not clench to reproduce.

Ceffer says

LOL! Clue, they never change, even age only changes things a smidgen, it's genetic. "I'll either pair or reproduce according to my fantasy, or I won't pair or reproduce at all."

Remember, they're the ones who only have to roll over and not clench to reproduce.

Dude, from what I'm reading and seeing, the OLDER the get, the MORE requirements they have.

20 year old chicks: "Be hot and spoil me a little"
30 year old chicks: "Be hot, spoil me and the kids a lot as a good father, pay off my debts"
40+ year old chicks: "Be hot, a good husband, but also a father if I have a miracle post-40 baby, pay off my debts, have a nice family but not one that's too large or we have to visit too much, help me work on my mental issues and help me discover HIS mental illnesses..."

If it floats, flies, or fucks, lease it!

Really amazing the lack of self-reflection; women's go to tactic when things get harder for them is to RAISE their standards.

AmericanKulak says

Dude, from what I'm reading and seeing, the OLDER the get, the MORE requirements they have.

It's a shame you have to get older to learn that. The vampirism never dies. It's the cost of being a fungible drone, you can only get recourse in temporary bouts of grandiosity and resource attainment.

These social myths of the 'horny older woman, released from child bearing' are complete bullshit. The older ones and the games they play are still high school for all intents and purposes. They want some show of male pursuit while swanning, snobbing and shit testing, and there are a few old goats who are well trained who still do it. The old birds around Santa Cruz sure milk the old guys for labor and perks, and when the old guys ask them out, it's usually snubsville if they aren't well off. Same ole Same ole. The poor bachelor across the street has been passed around as a free handy man, never scored. Hope never dies in some. I guess it gives him something to do.

Idk from what I’ve seen with my single coworkers, getting laid from these women at 35+ is as easy as pushing a slinky down the stairs. They desperate. If you find one that has a bunch of demands, drop her and move on quickly. You don’t want that kind.

Ceffer says

It's a shame you have to get older to learn that.

Well yeah, last time I was single I was 31, so I wasn't trying to chase down the Eagle-Clawed Old Ladies. I had no idea.

But holy shit, these 40+ chicks have a laundry list of demands. And not just the ones who still look okay, the big ones do as well. Damn!!! They should be lucky if I show up, much less bust them out, they should be paying for my meals.

My wife and I laugh at the antics of the OldFucks around us, and she knows plenty of women in her church and Republican groups who 'date'.

One of her older friends from work latched on to an amiable sociopathic kind of guy, fun and pleasant to talk with, but with insouciant conscience, who explained how to be a successful old lothario. Of course, he has plenty of spare change to do it. He belonged to several dating apps, and did a lot of speed dating. ALWAYS had to pick up the check, so it wasn't cheap. He had to scrounge through the bulk of women who were all show and no go on the sex front to find the ones who would put out after a date or two. It sounded like a lot of work and expense, but as a mild mannered quasi sociopath, the engagements didn't bother him. My wife's friend wound up marrying him, and when she dropped her facade and annoyed him, he'd just live on his boat and do the dating thing again. They had a geriatric marriage that lasted about three years with more drama per month than I could squeeze into a lifetime and stay sane, all high school shit. It never changes.

One of her old lady Republican widows got a picture from a retired dentist that was a dick selfy that he seriously passed around to women. We gathered he was in his late 60's and was going a bit senile. She actually didn't object that much as long as he kept picking up the checks.

Ceffer says

One of her old lady Republican widows got a picture from a retired dentist that was a dick selfy that he seriously passed around to women. We gathered he was in his late 60's and was going a bit senile. She actually didn't object that much as long as he kept picking up the checks.

Well, even Old Fucks have something women can't offer.

Women need the Dick, they also need the attention and validation, and most of them need meals and bill assistance. Men only need the Pussy, so they need us more than we need them.

There's a reason financial firms gave up trying to chase "Professional Women" to open accounts, because 80% of those women, esp. the single and divorce ones, make okay/good money but never roll over a single dime from one month to the next that doesn't get spent.

Ceffer says

My wife's friend wound up marrying him, and when she dropped her facade and annoyed him, he'd just live on his boat and do the dating thing again.

Haaha, they all drop the facade eventually after they get the commitment. Good on him for living on the boat and keeping at the hookups when she failed to perform.

Even though old school feminism is now being terf'ed away by the alphabet tranny fucks, the 2nd and 3rd wave did considerable damage, to the point, where we need a return to a strong patriarchy to restore some order. Got back from skiing in beautiful Tahoe with the oldest kid, and while we were waiting at the lift this otherwise ok looking youngish woman, also in accompanied by a kid, apparently got cut off by a fucking white male on the slopes or he bumped into her (no injuries). Her cursing tirades were so laced with profanity, that even I, who doesn't mind the occasional profanity, told my son to cover his ears, and she wouldn't stop. While she may or may not have had some legitimate grief, the fucking white male only calmly and repeatedly said "now watch your foul language here, lady", while she dropped everything from "fucking prick" to cocksucker et al. It's clear that they have been raised completely unchecked, without any sense for reality, and that's why they are failing these days, on social anxiety drugs, and in constant grief and rage. She not only shirked her responsibility towards her kid, she also set a really bad example of putting herself and the kid into harms way by cursing out a much much stronger person, blindly relying on an inflated ego. If the very restraint dude had lost its cool and gave her a smack, it would likely have been the best thing that could happen to her to snap her back into reality and re-instill some sense of street smarts into her before she endangers not only her life but that of her kid as well in her next tussle.

I have been cussed out by girls for being in their way during waves. I think raging gives them a clit erection and orgasm. Santa Cruz has a fair contingent of wave lesbians.

mell says

Even though old school feminism is now being terf'ed away by the alphabet tranny fucks, the 2nd and 3rd wave did considerable damage, to the point, where we need a return to a strong patriarchy to restore some order. Got back from skiing in beautiful Tahoe with the oldest kid, and while we were waiting at the lift this otherwise ok looking youngish woman, also in accompanied by a kid, apparently got cut off by a fucking white male on the slopes or he bumped into her (no injuries). Her cursing tirades were so laced with profanity, that even I, who doesn't mind the occasional profanity, told my son to cover his ears, and she wouldn't stop. While she may or may not have had some legitimate grief, the fucking white male only calmly and repeatedly said "now watch your foul language here, lady", while she dropped everything from "fucking prick" to cocksucker et al. It's clear that they have been raised completely unchecked, without any sense for reality, and that's why they ...

Way back in the first wave, too, with Stanton trying to rewrite the Bible to make it Feminized.

These women actually feel entitled to a Trad Guy who does everything for them, while they are free to be ultra-NON-Traditional.

https://www.stopfemaleerasure.com/



On the one hand, I support women's right to define women as biological women.

On the other hand, it was really the support of women that allowed the LBGT horror show to grow to the point where it ate the word "woman".

Patrick says

On the other hand, it was really the support of women that allowed the LBGT horror show to grow to the point where it ate the word "woman".

A subset of women.

I think, perhaps, the problem is that women won't stand up for themselves, and men are fed up with feminist ideology and as a consequence won't "white knight". Today's feminists, do NOT represent women. You must realize that. The absolute worst advice I've ever been given about women, was from feminists, they actively hate women.

Most of you are married, what do your wives think?

https://twitter.com/LayahHeilpern/status/1610728458140930049?ref_src=patrick.net

Patrick says

wise choice vs entertainment choice

"Women have always been the primary victims in War" - Hillary Clinton

The original plot of "Pretty Woman" was called "$3000"

http://www.awesomefilm.com/script/Pretty-Woman-%28$3,000%29.pdf

The film ends with the ho falling in love (with the ritzy lifestyle of) Edward, the male lead.

He reminds her it's a business transaction, she gets Hoez Mad, and he dumps her ass back on the streets at the end of the film as she throws the money envelope at him with rage.

Obviously, the original script was heavily altered.

richwicks says

Patrick says

On the other hand, it was really the support of women that allowed the LBGT horror show to grow to the point where it ate the word "woman".

A subset of women.

I think, perhaps, the problem is that women won't stand up for themselves, and men are fed up with feminist ideology and as a consequence won't "white knight". Today's feminists, do NOT represent women. You must realize that. The absolute worst advice I've ever been given about women, was from feminists, they actively hate women.

Most of you are married, what do your wives think?

Older more traditional women, as well as their men, as well as younger men, have given up on the foolishness of younger women. In a sense, yes, there is no more white-knighting trying to save them from themselves. Let this insanity play out - they will be childless, drunk on box wine, and covered in cat fur, but they will not perpetuate their sickness on future generations of humanity.

https://babylonbee.com/news/least-masculine-society-in-human-history-decides-masculinity-is-a-growing-threat

I Got Married To Myself. Here's What A Wedding For 1 Looks Like.
https://archive.md/o09Ld

TL;DR: 50 year old lawyer woman marries herself, as her ex-husband of 25 years weds a hot blonde physical fitness trainer. She's careful not to mention who filed, so given the odds and her dodging of mentioning who did what, she probably divorced him, thinking she could do better.

Women’s Suffrage was the original sin.
What a dumb idea!
Broads vote with their feelings not their head or even their body, which could impart a bit of common sense to the decision. So they’re easily led astray, and their addiction to social approval means that they’re prone to make decisions solely based on whether they get social approval, not whether that choice is sound or destructive.

https://notthebee.com/article/feminists-are-trying-to-dunk-on-men-by-asking-them-how-theyd-like-to-be-complimented-by-women-all-the-time-

To literally everyone with a working prefrontal cortex, the entire hypothetical is hilarious.

Contrary to what the rabid feminists think, men and women are [whispers] different.

Notice that the "feminists" always portray themselves as very attractive women. And if they wanted to make the point, it would not be complements like "You fixed the computer," you are so smart." It would be "Nice ass" or "I see you have big hands, and you know what they say."

HeadSet says

Notice that the "feminists" always portray themselves as very attractive women. And if they wanted to make the point, it would not be complements like "You fixed the computer," you are so smart." It would be "Nice ass" or "I see you have big hands, and you know what they say."

Right, many womynz are actually crasser when making "compliments" than the men they complain about. It's partly because they can't handle rejection, so they're very aggressive. Sometimes it's even a straight grab of the nuts, esp. when alcohol is involved and/or in a party setting.